need a new bl show to watch but unsure of how spicy it is? someone made a spicy index list
🌶️ - Bell pepper - longing glances, maybe a caress and pinky touch, solid hugs, no kisses (Cherry Magic)
🌶️🌶️ - Jalapeño popper - 1 or 2 kisses, closed mouth or hidden behind camera angles, full of cheesy emotions but not sexual (Mr. Unlucky has No Choice but to Kiss)
🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Sriracha - at least 1 decent kiss, actual makeout with or without tongue, but clothes stay on (Bad Buddy, Semantic Error)
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Birds eye chili - multiple solid kisses and some clothes come off, but cuts away before any pants come off and hands generally stay above the waist, it's implied that they have sex but we only see the very start of the encounter (609 Bedtime Story, Between Us, Until We Meet Again)
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Specialty hot sauce - all or most clothes come off at least once, full on simulated sex happens though it can be masked with sultry background music and may or may not include an implication of climax (Ghost Host Ghost House, Cutie Pie, Long Time No See)
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Carolina reaper - full nudity at some point, though junk may be cleverly hid with angles and conveniently placed furniture, these boys fuckin and there ain't no ambiguity about it, sexy sounds at full volume rather than replaced by music or voiceover (Kinnporsche, Love in the Air)
���️☠️ - Pepper spray - there's full on sex and/or nudity but it's not pleasant or intended to be sexy, can apply to graphic SA scenes or just the marketing campaign for Dangerous Drugs Of Sex
(the show list isn't fully comprehensive yet but a great start)
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Thoughts on mr Unlucky? I was about to start it but someone told me it's not good and since you are the bl expert, i thought i would ask you your professional opinion. Thank you 💕
I didn't Love LOVE it, but I did enjoy it.
Mr Unlucky
AKA Mr. Unlucky Can Only Kiss
AKA Mr Unlucky Has No Choice but to Kiss!
Fukou-kun wa Kiss Suru Shikanai!
Japan 2022 Viki
My rating? 8/10
Mr Chronically Unlucky (adorable chaos muffin) and Mr Always Lucky end up dating after they meet at uni orientation. It’s JAPAN yet they kissed in the first episode. What freaky alt-reality did I enter into? That’s all they kiss tho, over which I was a touch disappointed.
Still, I spent far too much of my time with this show biting my knuckles and squealing “THEY’RE SO CUTE!”
It is very slapstick Japanese style comedic (light) BL and reminded me of a little of Cherry Magic.
So if you like that style of BL you’ll adore this show.
Amusing story:
I paused mid the most tooth-achingly adorable first date in the entire universe and Viki was like “something missing?”
and I was like
“MY HEART YOU BASTARDS”
(source)
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one thing about Japanese bls is that they will be ✨thiccc✨ with plot.
virgin @ 30?😯 guess what? you're a witch now. you can read minds! read minds and figure out what's wrong with you.*👍🏽
crushing on the resident cool guy?🤔 well guess what? that blond tsundere mf is JUST AS OBSESSED WITH YOU AS YOU ARE WITH HIM (maybe more!!!)...have fun misunderstanding each other every single episode 🩷
unluckiest guy in the world?🫠🫵🏽 well guess what? the luckiest guy in the world IS IN LOVE WITH YOU and he's willing to just be a little unluckier if it means he gets to be with you.🥹aw.
wanna top the DILF boss?😎convince him it's in the interests of anti-ageing that he let you top him. 💪🏽make him have an anxiety attack while you're at it.🫂
like to eat naked?😶🌫️ Great. the guy that had a crush on you in high school WILL COOK FOR YOU, and you can eat naked. 🫡In fact, he wants you to. He really does.
your crush has a crush?😢guess what? that crush thinks YOU have a crush on him and he actually becomes YOUR crush and then he has a CRUSH ON YOU.👻 we're crushing. u get a crush! u get a crush! EVERYONE IS GETTING A CRUSHHHHH.🫨 'cept the primary crush. she gets nothing...
JUST JOKING SHE GETS A CRUSH TOOOOOOOOO!!!🤠 everyone's a winner.
kissed a girl in for commercial when you were younger and never stopped loving her?🤭 WELL GUESS WHAT?? THAT GIRL...was a boy.🫤 he's still a boy.🫤 WHY DO YOU STILL WANT TO KISS HIM are you gae bro?🏳️🌈⁉️
*for legal purposes this is a joke.
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Gender Envy Bracket
Round One
Tay (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Mamoru Nekoyashiki (Kabe-Koji-Nekoyashiki-kun Desires to be Recognized)
Eugene (Not Me: The Series) vs Fai (Together With Me)
Ayan (The Eclipse) vs Rio Kijima (The Novelist)
Zhou Shu Yi (We Best Love) vs Togawa (Old Fashion Cupcake)
Tiffy (Lovely Writer) vs Neo (3 Will Be Free)
James (Fish Upon the Sky) vs Waree (The Eclipse)
Sasuki Mugi (Mr. Unlucky Has No Choice But To Kiss!) vs Med (He's Coming To Me)
Vegas (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Yoo Sinbi (First Love Again)
Kim (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Jerry (Papa & Daddy)
Pat (Bad Buddy) vs Hashimoto (Kieta Hatsukoi)
Khai (Theory of Love) vs Alan (Moonlight Chicken)
Wei Wuxian (The Untamed) vs Takara (Takara-kun to Amagi-kun)
Jaab (Step by Step) vs Yoon Won (The Eighth Sense)
Oh-Aew (I Promised You The Moon) vs Gaipa (Moonlight Chicken)
Pear (2gether: The Series) vs Prapai (Love in the Air)
Black (Not Me: The Series) vs Ae (Step by Step)
Choi Yuna (Semantic Error) vs Amber (DNA Says Love You)
Kurosawa (Cherry Magic) vs Tan (Manner of Death)
Porsche (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Chopper (Never Let Me Go)
Yok (Not Me: The Series) vs Sky (Secret Crush on You)
Wen Kexing (Word of Honor) vs Kaeng (Y-Destiny)
Payu (Love in the Air) vs Win (My School President)
Noey (I Will Knock You) vs Xie Wang (Word of Honor)
Por (My School President) vs Shintaro (Minato Shouji Coin Laundry)
Win (Between Us) vs Pisaeng (Be My Favorite)
Pete (Love By Chance) vs Nuer (Cutie Pie: The Series)
Jang Jaeyoung (Semantic Error) vs Palm (Never Let Me Go)
Tankhun (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Khaojao (Secret Crush on You)
Uea (Bed Friend) vs Nuea (Y-Destiny)
Sean (Not Me: The Series) vs Puen (Vice Versa)
Xue Yang (The Untamed) vs Zhou Zi Shu (Word of Honor)
Ink (Bad Buddy) vs Tuaphee (Dear Doctor, I'm Coming For Soul)
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Sota Ryosuke in:
Mr. Unlucky Has No Choice But To Kiss (2022)
vs
Grand Guinol (2022)
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Minato’s Laundromat 2 sure is doing a lot of teasing about sex for a show that is almost certainly not actually going to go there. I’m with @bengiyo, I have lost my patience for dramas that want the benefits of titillating the audience via suggestion of sexual content while refusing to actually depict it. I hope it’s not going to join the ranks of other jbls that have set up a resolution based in part around physical intimacy only to shy away from it when the time comes for the pay off.
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wow me too
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Naoya being protective + Kota not being able to handle it.
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japan found its bl market in the guy with a really bad self-esteem who is actually sweet and a guy who only sees the best in the first guy
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If you're okay with it, I want to get to know you better. Of course I'm okay with it. At first, I just didn't want to be unlucky. But now it's different. It's not about luck anymore.
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List of things BL dramas ruined for me (and by ruin I mean made them better)
Coconut
Cactus
Ducati
Maserati
Porsche
Hedgehogs
the act of holding a cup of warm coffee
color names
red string
Oishi drinks
engineering
rubber ducks
:):
product placements
bad luck days
tea scented sachets
lightning motives on clothes
mafia (jk)
buttonup shirts (3 Buttons open!)
Lays
Ramen noodles
FWB
cat ear headbands
soulmate trope
ghosts
office jobs
bed sheets
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