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#incorrect wenclair quotes
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Enid: I have an excellent gaydar. If someone’s gay, I can always tell within-
Thing: Wednesday’s in love with you
Enid: w h a t
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vaniloqu3nce · 9 months
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Enid, walking back to the dorm with her hand in Wednesday’s: So…if I said I adopted a cat, would you be mad at me?
Wednesday, staring curiously: I would’ve preferred you talked to me about it first so I can prepare, but I wouldn’t be mad.
Enid, opening the door: Oh ahaha, good.
Wednesday, staring: …Enid
Enid, innocently: Y…Yes?
Wednesday, deadpan: Why is there a tiger cub in our room.
Enid, stomping her foot: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT BE MAD! AND HIS NAME IS STRIPE.
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gmarseln · 11 months
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Eugene: Okay, no more talking about Enid!
Wednesday: But you told me to get it out of my system.
Eugene: I didn’t know how much you had in your system
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caitlynscat · 6 months
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Wednesday’s Cat
Wednesday: Look at this cute black cat I found today. She’s quite adorable.
Yoko: Awww it’s so cute! And it’s purring really loud.
Enid forced smile: Yeah, Wends it looks super fucking adorable. Look at that super fucking cute cat.
Wednesday hands the cat to Enid
Wednesday: Hold her for a second, I’m going to set up a bed for her. *leaves the room*
Yoko turns to see Enid holding the cat in a weird way
Yoko: Enid, have you never held a cat before?
Enid: What? Don’t be ridiculous. I love cats. This one is so cute.
Enid:
Enid: Yoko be a dear and open up the window.
Yoko: ENID!
Enid: Ugh I’m kidding, I’m kidding!
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writerswho · 11 months
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Enid, singing 'Barbie Girl': You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Wednesday, who doesn't know the song: Okay.
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enidsinclesbian · 1 year
Conversation
Enid: Howdy Wednesday! Make anybody cry today?
Wednesday: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
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incorrectfandom · 1 year
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Bianca: Is that... cyanide? Wednesday: *Sipping from water bottle* Hm? Enid: What? *also is sipping from the same water bottle every now and then* Bianca: What the fuck...
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lord-of-the-muses · 1 year
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Sapphicly Stoned
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Pairings : Wednesday Addams x Y/N
Y/N was completely stoned and drunk, feeling warm and fuzzy inside as she lounged on Enid's cluttered bed. She had spent the entire night flirting with Wednesday, who was sitting at her own desk, typing away on her old-fashioned typewriter.
"Hey, Wednesday," Y/N slurred, grinning widely as she stretched out on the bed. "What's the time?"
Wednesday glanced at her watch before returning to her typing. "It's almost 2 AM, Y/N. You should get some rest."
Y/N pouted playfully. "Aww, don't be like that. Keep me company."
Wednesday smirked, setting down her typewriter and leaning back in her chair. "I'm not your babysitter, Y/N. You're a big girl, you can take care of yourself."
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Y/N giggled and rolled onto her side, facing Wednesday. "I know, I know. But you're so cute when you're all serious."
Wednesday raised an eyebrow. "Cute? I'm not sure I like being called cute."
Y/N's eyes widened in mock horror. "Oh no, did I offend you? I meant...sexy. Yeah, that's it. You're sexy as hell, Wednesday."
Wednesday chuckled, shaking her head. "You're ridiculous, Y/N."
Y/N shrugged, her eyes closing as she felt a wave of dizziness wash over her. "Maybe so, but at least I'm entertaining, right?"
Wednesday smiled softly, her eyes lingering on Y/N for a moment longer than usual. "Yeah, you definitely are."
Y/N's heart skipped a beat at the intensity in Wednesday's gaze, and she found herself scooting closer to the other girl. "You know what I think?" she said, her voice low and sultry. "I think you want me."
Wednesday's eyes widened in surprise, a faint blush creeping up her cheeks. "What makes you say that?"
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Y/N shrugged again, reaching out to trace her fingertips along Wednesday's jawline. "The way you look at me, the way you talk to me...it's like you're trying to resist me, but you can't."
Wednesday's breath caught in her throat as Y/N leaned in even closer, her lips inches away from Wednesday's. "Y/N, I...we shouldn't..."
But Y/N silenced her with a deep, passionate kiss, her hands sliding into Wednesday's hair as she pulled her closer. For a moment, everything else melted away as they lost themselves in each other, the room filled with the sound of their soft moans and sighs.
Eventually, they pulled away, both breathless and flushed with desire. Wednesday's eyes were dark and intense as she gazed at Y/N, her hand reaching out to stroke her cheek. "You're right," she murmured. "I can't resist you."
Y/N grinned triumphantly, feeling a rush of excitement and contentment wash over her. "I knew it," she whispered. "I knew you wanted me."
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burning-daylight · 9 months
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ENID: hey, wednesday, have you ever noticed how dog spelled backwards is god?
ENID: do you think that might mean something?
WEDNESDAY: i don’t know enid, but if you keep me from writing any longer you’ll be able to ask god yourself in person very soon
ENID: how come?
WEDNESDAY: because cause i’m gonna murder you
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The best part about wenclair incorrect quotes is that half of those crimes are actually done by wednesday canonically and that enid genuinely didn't give a fuck and made her a snood instead
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Wednesday: Enid, when I die, you have to die too.
Wednesday: None of this “she would want you to move on and be happy”.
Wednesday: No, I wouldn’t. Get in the casket.
Enid:
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vaniloqu3nce · 10 months
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Wednesday, crossing her arms: You are being very hurtful right now.
Enid: I just want to know why you’re here—
Wednesday, literally sitting in her lap: We’re best friends. What if they’re malicious?
Enid, looking across the table at her Tinder date: I’m so sorry.
Wednesday: Oh we’re leaving already I wanted to try their appetizers?
Enid, already dragging her out the door: Can’t you stalk me from far away like a normal person?
Wednesday: I resent the idea of normal, Enid.
Inspired by @caitlynsdog
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gmarseln · 11 months
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Enid, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Wednesday, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Yoko: What the hell are you guys doing?
Enid, cheerfully: Playing systemic oppression!
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caitlynscat · 1 year
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Wednesday: Enid, when I first met you I thought you were annoying. A bit loud and obnoxious. Too touchy feely.
Enid:
Enid: And…?
Wednesday: And you are.
Enid: *Pouts*
Wednesday:….. And I’ve never fell more in love for someone in my life. Maybe ever. Cara Mia…
Enid:
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te4err0rs · 1 year
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Enid: I don’t think I’d be a good parent.. I mean, can you imagine me saying “go to your room, you’re grounded!”
Wednesday: I don’t believe that matters. I mean, can you imagine me saying “you’re grounded”
Enid:
Enid: you literally said that to me last week
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writerswho · 1 year
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Wednesday, jealous: Alright, I can't take it anymore. Who is this Nicole Kidman you're always babbling about?
Enid: My adopt mother.
Wednesday, putting down the knife: Oh...
Enid: She just doesn't know it yet.
Wednesday, picks up the knife again: I'm going to murder you.
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