Back to the present time after the events of nightbringer.
Solomon: Mc cooked for me every day, *blushing* we looked like a newlywed couple.
The brothers: *looking at Mc with disbelief*
Mc: What? we lived together, either I cooked or I died of food intoxication.
Mammon: Oh well- What do you mean living together?
Solomon: Te he, tremendous lovebirds we are.
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Diavolo: Welcome to the cap store. We have baseball caps, bucket caps, capsized canoes, and sun caps for when you tell lies too close to the sun.
Leviathan:
Leviathan: Lord Diavolo really out here giving fanfiction commenters a run for their money.
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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: what.
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????
MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore
Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun
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How I feel coming back to obey me after playing what in hell is bad after some time
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Mammon: Demons do not feel guilt, that is only for humans and angels.
Solomon: ... *grinning* Remember that cake you ate the other day?
Mammon: Yeah.
Beel: It was delicious
Levi: An Ur+ ranked cake.
Solomon: It was Mc's
Mammon: ...
Beel: ...
Levi: ...
Solomon: They had been working for two weeks to be able to buy it because it was an ultra-exclusive promotion.
Mammon: What-
Solomon: They came home tired every day from work and attending to your selfish needs… all so they could share that cake with everyone *falsely tearing*
Mammon: *crying* I'm a monster!!!
Beel: *sobing* WE are monster!
Levi: *balled up in a corner*
Mc enters the room and sees the brothers crying.
Mc: What have you done?
Solomon: Me? nothing :D
Mc: Don't tell me you are surprised when people tell you that you are more demon than human.
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We all are wicked sheeps 😔.
Based on the anime Frieren.
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MC, after a long day keeping the brothers in line: I'm too mentally unwell for this shit.
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When you take 3 hours to get ready for demon school…
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