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madmanwonder · 1 month

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Clark Kent and Selina Kyle

Love Calculator Result: Clark Kent and Selina Kyle, Supercat

❤️71% - Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Clark Kent and Selina Kyle has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

--X-xx-X--

"This means nothing, Ms.Kyle." Clark said to the beautiful thief who was smirking at him as she strutted toward him with the seductive confidence and grace of a naughty kitten.

"Do you believe what you saying or are you trying to convice yourself other Man of Steel~?" Selina asked in a purring voice as she placed a hand on the powerful chest of the world strongest hero who was puddle under her touch.

#dc #dc comics #superman #clark kent #kal kent #selina kyle #catwoman #dc catwoman #supercat #shipping post #shipping prompt #meme post #meme prompt #love calculator #love calculator meme #anon prompt #clark x selina

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Okay, but give me a battinson who's utterly gone on Clark Kent, but for some unknown reason to anyone else, has a great distaste towards Superman.

And Clark KNOWS it isn't the all powerful alien thing. He's seen Bruce let J'onn ruffle his hair, pick him up randomly, and share wordless conversations telepathically.

It seems to be Superman specifically, and it confuses him big time (and maybe, perhaps, perchance, he IS a bit jealous)

So, when they have lunch as Clark and Bruce, Clark straight up asks,

" Why do you dislike Superman so much? You're avoiding and ignoring m- him all the time. He told me. He looked pretty dang sad about it."

And then, to his delighted surprised, Bruce blushes a brilliant red, looks away, scowl deeper than ever. He's lucky to have super hearing, or the next words would go unnoticed.

"...Handsome."

" What?"

"He's handsome. It's annoying."

#bruce hates superman cause everytime they talk he awakens bruces inner bottom by just standing there. he gives bruce feelings.#do you know what that does to a person?#bruce who hisses and claws at superman when hes being saved before begrudgingly clinging and sinking into him #and who lets clark manhandle him around. then cries abt it to selina and harley bc he doesn't want to be a two timer #but how is he supposed to CHOOSE?! its so hard #bruce wayne #dc #batman #the batman #battinson #superman #clark kent #superbat #text #text post #bruce x clark

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mylifeisfruk4ever · 7 months

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Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

You can't understand what it means to live until you see Batman in the gym while he trains. Folks, that man is the original dilf. Johnny Depp who? I would totally eat him.

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

Dude, are you drunk?

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

I might have a concussion. But hey, I'm seeing something worth living for. 10/10, I recommend it.

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

I hope Nightwing doesn't see this tweet.

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

Come on, he's still a kid. What could he do?

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

It's official. You're stupid.

Read more What is a Dilf?

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shihoerusu · 5 months

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Incorrect quotes by @oceanview15 part 4?

#selina kyle #catwoman #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #lois lane #my adventures with superman #Superman #clois #batcat #lois and clark #superman and lois #batman x catwoman #bruce wayne x selina kyle #dc couples #incorrect quotes #Lois and Clark are the wholesome farm couple and Bruce and Selina are the gothic trauma ferries

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superyum · 13 days

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Psa working on a Bruce imagine/oneshot rn. Expect a Dick, Clark & Harley content coming to a tumblr near you.

Bruce’s is more “Selina who?”

Dick is more “i wanna see you shake some ass”

Clark is more “so this is a strip club?”

Harley is more “GO BESTFIEND GO” I might add Ivy and Selina for kicks.

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superpowercouples · 3 months

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Happy Valentine's Day!

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shyjusticewarrior · 9 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 126

Tim: Why do you need a vase full of lemons?

Jason: The room needed a pop of color.

Tim: Who are you?!

Selina: This is my cat, his name is Mittens.

Harley: I bet he's never worn mittens in his life.

Mittens, turning around: You sure about that?

Harley: That's clearly a glove. Your cat is living a lie.

Selina: I didn't know he could talk. I think I'm about to freak out...

Selina: Nevermind, I've accepted it. Let's go buy him some mittens.

Jimmy: Quiet, laid back men: why do you go for loud, fiery women?

Clark: Someone's gotta tell the waiter I ordered mashed potatoes and it's not gonna be me.

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jetslay · 5 months

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Comics Couples by Patrick Gleason.

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livingdeadvoid · 11 months

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Jason: Clark or Selina?

Bruce: I'm not answering that Jason.

Jason, about to go on a whole rant about how Bruce didn't kill Jason's murderer: Uh-huh

Bruce:

Bruce, whispering: Clark.

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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One extremely underrated friendship dynamic is Bruce and the Gotham city sirens!!

Like. Please. I wanna see that dork be besties with these three badass, kick ass ladies who absolutely invite Bruce for movie and gossip night and facemasks.

Batcat ships the hell out of Harlivy, - Bruce, father of disaster bicon Tim Drake, picks up the vibes in a SECOND.

" I just don't understand. How can Ivy NOT see it? Harley's one bank robbery away from proposing and adopting 20 hyenas."

Selina scoffs, "You're, like...Kidding, right? Clark's been hot for you this entire time. You're his strongest kryptonite."

" If Clark was in love with me, I assure you, I'd be the first one to know."

Selina, glaring at the home-made lunch with ' Love, - Clark ' on top: Well. No one can say you picked ''Batman" for nothing.

SHOPPING SPREES!!! SO MANY SHOPPING SPREES! Give me a cliche, but adorable montage of these four cat walking in their chosen outfits. Give me Harley being an absolute menace and make Bruce chase her through the store for his credit card.

The sirens literally dare Bruce not to pick something grey, dark blue, or black. He loses. Loses miserably. He has to bail them out early for that.

Like, they still need to maintain that rivalry in their public lives, but behind the scenes they're just gossiping about villains and heroes alike on their brunch. " Now, I don't mean to be rude, but-"

" Oh please. You're the shadiest bitch I know. You make a thunderstorm look like a party, B."

" Harley, I know you, and your definition of 'party' doesn't check ONE box for normal."

" Come on, Bruce. We both know I don't know what that word means."

The Batkids are glad Bruce is making friends and actually touches some grass, but it'd just be so adorable to me if they were sorta jealous. Bruce is gone at least once a week. They're BATDAD DEPRIVED!

Clark plucks some flowers from his farm's garden, flies over to the manor, and asks, " Oh! Hey kids. Where's Dad?"

The batkids, grumbling: Girls night

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babyyoda234 · 4 months

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Batfamily as my favorite seasonally depressed Taylor Swift songs 🥶❄️

Bruce: Peace (Folklore)

Selina: Cowboy Like Me (Evermore)

Jason: My tears ricochet (Folklore)

Damien: No body no crime (Evermore)

Cassandra: Mad Woman (Folklore)

Dick: Gold Rush (Evermore)

Tim: This is me trying (Folklore)

Alfred: it’s time to go (Evermore)

Barbara: The last great American dynasty (Folklore)

Bonus:

Clark: Dorothea (Evermore)

Diana: The 1 (Folklore)

#taylor swift #batfamily fluff #batfamily headcanons #batfamily x band kid reader #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #batbros #alfred pennyworth #diana prince #clark kent #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #damien wayne #selina kyle #cassandra cain #barbara gordon

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buffyfan145 · 2 days

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Wow, Fellowship of Fans posted today their final scoops article now that the season 2 "Rings of Power" promotion is finally starting and they'll be switching to posting what comes from the cast/crew and the entertainment media, but it's majorly changes things as they were given false information again. They apologized too as it turns out who they said Calam Lynch was playing is false. I feel bad for those fans as they also confirmed that character never was cast for season 2 but will appear in a later season. I'm going to post a recap of their spoilers, as they got more about Charlie Vickers' Halbrand/Sauron and even Haladriel spoilers, and who Calam really is but the article above as so much more to read.

Again confirmed what the other scoopers were saying that Celeborn has not been cast for the show yet. Calam is playing an elf but FOF is saying it's not Annatar and Annatar is another actor. Calam's role is small too and he actually shares more screentime with Selina Lo, Charles Edwards' Celebrimbor, and the other elves. The chemistry test with him and Morfydd never happened either but was also false spoiler spread by Amazon to catch the leaker among the crew.

I know a lot of the Celeborn fans are going to be upset about this as they have to wait even longer for him to show up and I feel for them.

The actor playing Annatar wasn't revealed to them but he has dark hair unlike the white/blonde hair most fans think. They shared a concept photo of what Annatar looks like too. This actor only filmed a few scenes with Adar and in Eregion, and both him and Charlie filmed flashbacks telling Sauron's backstory. Apparently doesn't affect Charlie's screentime as much as we thought which is a good thing imo.

Charlies Vickers does turn back into his form of Sauron during the Battle of Eregion and will be shown in his full black and gold armor (I was hoping for this LOL).

Charlie and Morfydd's Galadriel share important scenes together in the finale after he transforms back to the Halbrand form.

#the lord of the rings #the rings of power #spoilers #calam lynch #celeborn #annatar #halbrand #sauron #mairon #charlie vickers #galadriel #haladriel #galadriel x halbrand #galadriel x celeborn #morfydd clark #celebrimbor #selina lo #charles edwards

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metalotaku-da · 2 months

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the part i'm currently in the mind to write. and here's a nice teaser of Bruce trying to spend a weekend in metropolis with his 3 youngest and the kents

#dc comics #dp x dc crossover #danny phantom #fanfic #dcxdp #dp x dc #bruce is danny's dad #selina is danny's mom #Lois is done with this man #Clark tries to stick up for his friend.#Lois is not having it #how this man is known as the worlds greatest detective is beyond her

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shihoerusu · 8 months

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Day & Night

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lothirielswandc · 6 months

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Clark Kent, outside the window: ….

Harley Quinn: You okay, Soup?

Clark Kent: Thank you for asking, Harley. I’m okay, just disappointed that Bruce did not invite me

Bruce Wayne: You want to be in this room?

Clark Kent: It feels nice to be included!

Selina Kyle: Here, we’ll swap. Hold Bruce’s hand, no one will tell the difference.

#dc #dc multiverse #clark kent #bruce wayne #harley quinn #batman #superman #selina kyle #bruce x selina #bruce x clark

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clarkswayne · 9 months

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It's quite amusing, really, how Bruce can easily spot every red flag in Lois' behavior, and similarly, Selina is a red flag to Clark. Yet, despite their keen observations, they can't seem to understand why the other person cares so deeply.

"Clark, she didn't even ask how you were," Bruce says, his tone cold and stern, but with a hint of fondness.

"She was angry, rightfully so. I was late, again," Clark responds, his voice tinged with a sigh.

Bruce lets out a heavy sigh of his own. "She never asks how you're doing, even when you've been away for months. I don't even think she likes Clark Kent; she seems more like a Superman fan."

Despite Bruce's words, he doesn't sound condescending or harsh. Clark can feel the intensity behind his concern. It's a lot for Clark to process, and he'd rather engage in a physical fight than confront the situation head-on. So, he speaks flatly, "Selina ignores you all the time. Don't you think you deserve better than a random hook-up on a rooftop?"

Clark doesn't mean to sound as emotional as he feels, but he can't help it. He's not lying, after all. Bruce simply stares at him for a while, making no indication that he's even heard what Clark said. Finally, he responds, "Maybe I don't, boyscout. Maybe that's all I'm worth."

Clark snorts, his eyebrows furrowing in frustration. "Bruce, as self-deprecating as you may be, but let's try to use some common sense here."

#Bruce Wayne #selina kyle #Clark kent #Superbat #lois lane #clark x bruce

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