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One rare lazy day in Vacuo
Yang: *Bored out of her skull, reading a "Teen" magazine*
Weiss: *Enjoying her simple healthy breakfast salad*
Ruby: *Enjoying her not-so-healthy breakfast cereal*
Blake: *Catching up on her "literature"*
Yang: *Perks up on reading a topic* "Just how gay are you and your partner? Take this simple test and find out!"
Weiss: Please no, I just want to finish breakfast.
Yang: *Ignoring her, turning to Blake* Wanna take this test with me, Blakey?
Blake: *Closing her book, raising a skeptical eyebrow* You do know we have no need for such a test, right?
Yang: We don't?
Blake: We don't. And I can prove it. *Puts away her book and stands up* Stand up.
Yang: *Already standing, curious* Okay...
Blake: *Walks over, standing close to Yang, their height difference evident as she looks up at the blonde* Now, on your knees.
Yang: *Wide-eyed in shock* Uhm, wha-what?!
Blake: *Touches Yang's jawline* On. Your. Knees.
Yang: *Knees buckle, thudding on the floor* Okay...
Blake: *Now looking down at the blonde, eyes bright in delight and with a wicked grin* And that, my dear girl, that is how gay you are. Understood?
Yang: *In need of clean underwear* Yes, ma'am.
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Weiss: *In despair as she holds her hands in her head* I just want one, ONE, simple morning without my breakfast being ruined.
Ruby: *Still shoveling her cereal* Meh, I'm over it.
Weiss: Ugh... I should go join JNPER (Jaune, Nora, Oscar, Emerald, Ren). Surely they're... normal compared to whatever these two are doing all day.
Ruby: Probably best if you didn't.
Weiss: Pray tell, why?
Ruby: Oscar, and by extension Ozpin, is mostly busy with Theodore and other high-ranking huntsfolk for whatever business is most pressing but the rest... *Slightly cringes as she weighs whether or she should tell*
Weiss: Ruby. Tell. Me!
Ruby: *Sighs, shrugs and spills the proverbial beans* They're probably banging right about now.
Weiss: ...
Ruby: Yeah... after our return from the Ever After there was this whole thing where Ren and Nora wanted- Needed more like- to reconnect and reconcile with Jaune. Emerald was just desperate looking for a place to belong. Anyway, long story short, they're likely banging right now.
Weiss: *Thudding her head on the table* My fucking friend group is Gods damned mess!
Ruby: I'm still traumatized from walking in on them, but you don't hear me complain. Nora's way more flexible than you'd expect.
Weiss: *Whinging into the table surface* UUUUUGH...
#reblog#rwby#rwby shitpost#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#ruby rose#blake belladonna#jaune arc#lie ren#nora valkyrie#emerald sustrai#ozpin#ozma#oscar pine
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“Talk shit about my boyfriend and girlfriend again and I will shove this pole so far up in your ass that you will be tasting your own shit for one month straight.”
Pyrrha Nikos to toxic entitiled fan after he/she insulted her two lovers
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Weiss: What are you two doing?
Jaune: Me and Rube are doing stuff with Pyr.
Ruby: And Pyr very much like doing it real well~
Pyrrha whole face was hot red as she wore a t-shirt that said “I am stuff”.
Pyrrha: I am sorry!
Weiss:…
#my post#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby gilded rose#rwby lancaster#rwby milk and cereal#gilded rose#lancaster#milk and cereal#jaune arc#weiss schnee#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#shipping post#shipping shitpost#shipping#shitpost#dumb shit
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Happy Birthday Pyrrha Nikos
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Jaune and Pyrrha and Ruby were at a high-end fancy restaurant wearing the best clothes they had on them.
Pyrrha: I can’t believe that you two managed to get reservation to this place.
Jaune: Me and Rube protect the owner family from grimm and bandits during one of our mission to Vale. And he was so grateful for protecting his family from danger that he give us the V.I.P treatment for free.
Ruby: Which was nice because it mean me and Jaune can spoiled our princess to death~
Ruby and Jaune looked at Pyrrha with loving affection and Pyrrha cheeks burned red with embarrassment and happiness as she thanked the gods for giving her a second chance in life.
#my post#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#shipping post#shipping shitpost#happy birthday#fictional birthday#ot3#my ot3#rwby arkos#rwby lancaster#rwby milk and cereal#rwby gilded roses
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(Ask) Anko asks Sakura where her sensei is hiding, and promises to make sure that Naruto belongs to her and away from those other hussies. Does Sakura snitch or does she ignore the offer?
“Even if i knew where’s Kakashi-sensei is. I rather not tell you about his whereabouts because your craziness.” Sakura said to Anko, her fist clenched with barely restrained urge to snitch on Kakashi.
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type ask (Crossover)
Hey Gray, how was your day with Esdeath? She didn't do anythign disturbing to you, did she?
"Do I need to say anything about her invading my personal space and treating me like I am her property instead of a sentinent being with free will." Gray replied with heavy resentment in his voice as he thought about the obsessive woman.
#fairy tail#akame ga kill#gray fullbuster#esdeath#one sided love#one sided crush#one sided feelings#shipping post#shipping ask#gresdeath#Ice Demon's#Make-Extract
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(Ask) Would Naruto hide his sensei from Anko like he asked? Or would he abandon him to not deal with the crazy snake lady?
"Anko threatened to make me into a eunuch if I so much in helping him hide from her 'loving affection'." Naruto replied as he felt some remorse in abandoing his sensei but his manhood was in danger and he isn't too keen in seeing if he can regenerate separate manhood.
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Gym AU
Since he won the bet what does Peter ask Jennifer to do?
"The sweet wholesome boy asked me out on a date and unfortunately nothing else." Jennifer pouted but also touched by his chaste gentlemanly self-restraint in his desires as it show he wasn't driven slowly but lust but apparent interest in her.
#marvel#marvel comics#marvel universe#she hulk comics#jennifer walters#spider man comics#spider man#peter parker#gym au#gym au ask#wholesome#shipping post#shipping ask#pennifer#spiderhulk
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Crossover Law and Crime: Criminal- Mafia AU & Officer- Undercover Cop AU
Esdeath learns about what Akeno is doing with HER Tatsumi. However Akeno tries to talk her way not only out of death but also to let her into this situation. Can she succeed with both fronts of Esdeath? Up to you.
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't sent your head to your father in a box, Himejima?"
Akeno unfazed by the threat from the ice-cold domineering woman as she sent her a yamato smile.
"Perhaps if you like to see the result of my 'playing' with Tatsumi-kun and how obedient he became after a single session with me might change your mind in sparing my life and potential polycule relationship between us~?"
Esdeath narrowed her icy blue eyes at the angelic devil for a moment thinking about the pro and con in listening to the offer from the raven-haired temptress.
"Very well. I shall see the result of your session with MY Beloved...and I might consider sharing him with you." Esdeath said with great force and reluctance in her voice as she turned her back on the devil and walked toward to the direction of her beloved to make sure that the sadistic harlot doesn't harm him too much.
#akame ga kill#highschool dxd#akeno himejima#esdeath#law and crime au#law and crime au prompt#fusion au#fusion au prompt#criminal au#criminal au prompt#mafia au#mafia au prompt#officer au#officer au prompt#undercover cop au#undercover cop au prompt
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Fantasy World: Guild Adventurer AU
What would Peach and Rosalina say if someone notices the jealousy on one of them (should be obvious who) when it comes to Mario and suggests that Peach be his main wife and Rosalina be his consort? Would they love it or hate it or even have the same feeling about this?
“I am all for it!” Peach exclaimed with a bright smile.
“Easy for you to say.” Rosalina said softly utterly appalled but also intrigued by the offer. If only it was someone else in mind.
#nintendo#super Mario bros series#princess peach#peach#rosalina#fantasy world au#fantasy world au ask#guild adventurer au#guild adventurer au ask
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Gray tries to prevent Ultear and Ur from ever trying to marry Natsu. Only for the mother and daughter beat and tie him to a pole with Juvia making suffering more pain ever.
"Like hell I am going to have firebreath to be my stepfather/brother-in-law if I have a word to-"
Gray was double punched in the face and stomach before they give him a massive beating that made him black, blue, and red from the savage beating from his adopted mom and sis who proceed to tie him up in a pole.
"He all yours, Juvia-chan." Ur said to Juvia who look at Gray-sama in concerned. "Just keep him busy while we get marry to our future shared husband." Ultear added with a smile as she along with her mother got to the wedding chapel to marry Natsu.
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Crossover Law and Crime: Criminal- Mafia AU & Officer- Undercover Cop AU
What does Akeno have planned for Tatsumi? It seems like he is going to see a side of her he will not expect.
"The things I would do to him will be...delightful." Akeno let out a slightly sadistic giggle as she licked her lips staring at her new toy in interest.
#akame ga kill#highschool dxd#akeno himejima#tatsumi#tatsumi akame ga kill#fusion au#fusion au ask#law and crime au#law and crime au ask#mafia au#mafia au ask#undercover cop au#undercover cop au ask#criminal au#criminal au ask#officer au#officer au ask#poor tatsumi
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(Ask, Crossover Childhood Friends, Bubble Tea Challenge) Peter comes to Bulma's office to show a new intention, when he sees her doing the challenge.
Peter entered Bulma's office to show off the new invention he made for Capsule Corp.
Peter: Hey Bulma! I made a new invent...
The spider-like superhoero stopped in mid-word when he saw his childhood friend was drinking her bubble tea...which was on her very very well-endowed chest. His jaw dropped almost to the floor when he saw her do the Bubble Tea Challenge with little effort
#marvel#marvel comics#marvel universe#dragon ball series#dragon ball#bulma#bulma briefs#bulma dragon ball#spider man comics#spider man#peter parker#childhood friend au#childhood friend au ask#meme post#meme ask#crossover au#crossover au ask#bubble tea challenge#bubble tea challenge meme#bubble tea#boba tea
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