I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

I’m finally free from finals and did some winter outfits for them🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 was so much fun

been having this idea for a while since that comfort and joy episode, aren’t they cold in all that blizzard,,,especially j’onn 😭😭😭

Was referencing the anti-freeze suit thing a bit from The Batman 2004 for bats outfit!!! Its so cool

We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things

Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee

Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm

Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts

"Hold this light while I fix this"

"Do NOT touch the thermostat"

Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it

Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville

“Bruce doesn’t make any noise when he comes” OR: Bruce makes sub-vocal noises when he comes that only Clark can hear with his Kryptonian senses.

What kills me every time is that Bruce can be in such a foul mood that he's legit terrifying interdimensional magical beings into just about shitting their pants in fear, meanwhile Dick Grayson is MAKING JOKES WHILE BATMAN IS STILL IN THE ROOM, that guy has ZERO fear of Bruce's anger and will straight up say the most unserious things with him like THREE FEET AWAY and Bruce never does jack shit about it. Meanwhile, he's legitimately terrifying! Just not to the original gremlin child over there. Perfect dynamic, 100/10, zero notes, they're the funniest, your honor.

“It’s funny when he does it”

Say what you want about Bendis, but his dialogue and characterization of Clark and Bruce’s friendship is just so much fun. Full panel below.

From Man of Steel (2018) #1

Also because it’s a fun pairing, here’s they are teaming up to drop people off buildings:

Lex. You met and married her under false pretenses. Used her as a prop in your revenge scheme. And then lied about it! Clark did not do that! YOU did that! Action Comics 332

I love how Bruce has both married and divorced energy with everybody

Action Comics #1064 - "Brainiac Attacks!" (2024)

written by Joshua Williamson art by Rafa Sandoval & Alejandro Sanchez

Clark thinks of doing something romantic and nice for Bruce, who works too much in his opinion. So Clark decides to make him breakfast in bed.

Little does he know this is the usual situation, with Bruce supporting his battered ribs after 2.3 hours of sleep while Alfred brings an IV and possibly liquid nutrition, so Bruce is just sort of looking between the buttered toast and Clark's brilliant smile, very amused and grateful but also deeply horrified by the change in his routine.

Love it when they do that. Honestly nothing better than when Lex throws aside all the ingenious machines he spent months and millions on to just try and choke the life out of Superman with his bare hands <3 I know the whole appeal of the characters is that Superman can defeat armies with nothing but a pinkie finger and that Lex doesn't even need to lift his pinkie finger, because his machines will do everything for him, but I still think they need to fight like normal men more often.

Superman #164 (1963) and Action Comics #500 (1979)

wrong city you guys!!

no but my type is just grown ass men who are babygirl.

Angry!Superman protecting bae just turns me on. Like he's a golden retriever but manz is crazy about bae and he ain't here to play with y'all. 💀💀💀

Angry!Batman just looks like the human epitome of scary dog privileges. Like, take one look at his girlfriend, he finna jump you.

Being in a relationship with the two of em'?!

"Sit back down. I'm sat."

@prettyvintageafternoon

Hold on. Let me set the scene a little. It's a gala. Okay, Bae, Bruce and Clark are in a secret relationship because Clark didn't want his journalistic integrity questioned and Bruce didn't want Bae to be drug through the wringer of media outlets. The plan was for them all to sneak out together as the night carried on. This plan was disrupted when some random billionaire decides to continuously flirt with Bae and she's like 'why not'. So they are just kekeing it up on the dance floor and Clark clocks it first, he tries to give her the benefit of the doubt but then five minutes turns into ten into fifteen into twenty. At this point Bruce notices how Clark is doing his best not to shatter another champagne glass. So in true Bruce Wayne fashion, he interrupts the conversation by flexing how much money he has and then drags Bae to a secluded bathroom where Clark is already waiting. Let's just say Bae fucked around and found out.

I love the hc of Damian being an alpha and trying to protect Bruce from other alphas. I just want to see him try to act tough against Clark. Clark would hold him by the scruff, arms length away, while Damian hisses and spits at him like a feral kitten.

Bruce: “why would I need to be protected against Clark?”

Damian, dangling from Clark’s fist: “LOOK AT WHAT HE’S DONE, FATHER!!”

Bruce: “Damian…”

Damian:

Bruce:

Clark:

Bruce:

Clark: “….when should I put him down?”

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