”You don't need to say anything.”
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Prompt:
Jason (maybe on a dare, maybe because he’s loopy etc.) calls Bruce (or any of the Bats, really) to tell him he loves him.
Bruce is convinced Jason is either dying or about to.
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Bruce Wayne uses his kids to threaten Lex Luthor, whilst simultaneously being the biggest drama queen known to man
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*At a gala*
Brucie: Dick, I've trained you for this moment, make me proud.
Dick: *Brings a posse of reporters and approaches Lex to expose him for his most heinous plans*
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Lex: Damian can't drink that, it's alcoholic. You should not have kids Brucie.
Bruce: *Sues Lex for harrassment*
Also Bruce: *Wins and let's it become the Gotham Gazette's biggest headline*
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Tim: *Hacks Twitter and posts drunk pictures of Lex*
Also Tim: *Makes sure Lex can't access all his social media accounts or sue for defamation*
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Damian: *Curses Lex in Arabic*
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Steph: *Starts a rumour that Lex Luthor is a furry*
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Lex Luthor: *Tries to sue*
Also Lex: *Always loses*
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Bruce Wayne and the batfam have made Lex Luthor Gotham's public enemy.
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Idea creds to: @tims-missing-spleen
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the batkids decide play a new game on patrol where they try to yell the most outrageous thing jumping into a fight
bruce bans the game after stephanie runs into a crowd of bystanders and muggers yelling
‘bienvenue power bottoms!’
and it causes jason to crash into a power pole from how hard he was laughing
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*Batbros on a road trip and halfway through they open the trunk to get a bag and find a random man in there*
Tim: Oh my god.
Jason: Whoah.
Dick: Did you not put him in there, Damian?
Damian: No, I did not.
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