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hehether · 4 days
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Power of rainbow 🌈
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All of Batman's kids
For those who still haven't realised how big Bruce's problem is
(Note: some of these are in alternate universes)
Biological
Damian Wayne
Athanasia Al Ghul
Helena Wayne
Ryan Wayne
Bruce Wayne Jr
Terry McGinnis (These guys are weird cause it's technically his DNA but like)
Matt McGinnis
Tallant Wayne
Kull
Echo Wayne-Kyke
Janan Al-Ghul
Saif Al-Ghul
Taj Al-Ghul
May Wayne
Adopted:
Dick Grayson
Lance Burner
Cassandra Cain
Jason Todd
Tim Drake (Technically he refuses to be adopted and is a ward)
Duke Thomas (Technically his uncle has custody of him but people keep telling me he’s adopted so maybe i missed something)
Jarro
Alina Wayne
Turner Hayes
Mentored (aka basically his kids)
Stephanie Brown
Barbara Gordon
Carrie Kelley
Jean-Paul Valley
Claire Clover
Henry Clover
Maps Mizoguchi
Harper Row
Cullen Row
Joker's Son (unnamed)
The Kid count: 33
otherwise known as Bruce's coping method is "become father"
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jadenoryuu · 9 months
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DP x DC crossover
I was today years old when I discovered about Jarro, the Starro in a Jar.
A literal alien starfish belonging to a predator warmonger dangerous species, whose parent was a reformed supervillain.
A kid, who considers Batman his dad and aspires to become the bestest Robin ever.
Who has telepathy, can change size and mind control people with spores (to keep them safe from a supervillain).
Does any of these sound familiar? (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)
So, what would happen if Danny and Jarro meet?
Would they bond over being different from everyone around them?
Over trying to fit in, even if they're Apex predators among lambs?
Over being feared because of what they are, not who they are?
Over having terrifying powers that could potentially end the most powerful being on Earth (see Dan and that time when Jarro mind-controlled the whole JL so that they wouldn't face a big bad villain that could kill them)?
Over being left alone/behind when everyone else would/could die (because of old age or enemies)?
There are so many possibilities!
This is Jarro, btw:
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@stealingyourbones isn't he adorable? (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠`⁠*⁠)
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brokenstar28 · 3 months
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Robin
My sister: Did you see how many robins and squirrels there are?
Me: There are five Robins, six if you include the starfish.
My sister: ...I meant in the yard...
Me: And there is Squirrel Girl!
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adhdslugcrimes · 3 months
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Jason: you dumped the person who's whole job is to decide a person fate for funnies!?
Dick: do you know what hubris is?
Bruce: they were talking about life long commitments!
Tim: to them or to your own fate?
Bruce: I… I think to them, of course.
Cass: you think? Weren't you listening to them?
Bruce: I hear commitment and paniced.
Damian: father, I want you to know I have now decided to let Richard be my father… he's, how you say this plainly again, Brown?
Stephanie: B, you're a hot mess that's not only an embarrassment to be around but yet you've dated high beings somehow and fumbled the bag so hard that's why Gotham's crime rate so high and the rent so damn Cheap!
Duke: is that why the damn starfish your biological son!?
Jarro, eating popcorn: * gasps in starfish*
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puppetmaster13u · 9 months
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Danny refuses to let Bruce Wayne adopt him exactly until he learns about the baby alien starfish who would then be his brother. Vlad is of course, pissed that someone else has adopted Danny. Not that Danny cares, and honestly Bruce is a little relieved that Danny is fine not being a vigilante and taking a break.
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jarro-stan-account · 8 months
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Jarro (starfish son in a Robin costume) sitting on Bruce’s shoulder issuing a declaration of war is crackier than half of all fic and the best of all comics
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fae-of-the-wild · 5 months
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So you know the current trend of doing a short performance of whatever art they got taught as a child instead of some martial arts to “Let’s Get Loud” by Jennifer Lopez?
I can absolutely see the BatKids and the rest of the younger generation of the heroes doing this. I can see them doing a lot of TikTok/YT Shorts trends.
Dick and Stephanie leading the charge. Cass and Jason are both dramatic, artsy and trolls, they love it.
Tim gets forcibly dragged into it and eventually finds joy in the photography aspect.
Duke is vibing with his chaos siblings.
Damien refuses not to be the best at anything.
Jarro does his best but as a starfish alien it’s hard to do the moves designed for a human body. He does enjoy sending them back and forth with his family though.
The kids have two channels (in costume and out): one that’s PG13 and one for the legal adults to post stuff that’s on the sexier side. (You can’t tell me these dramatic shits wouldn’t have a thirst trap-ish channel that they do not let their underage siblings be on.)
They drag Bruce into it as a way of family bonding expecting him to fail… he doesn’t. Man has game. Please see the long list of exes in and out of costume.
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soupinaboot · 4 months
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Bruce: Hey Jason? Wait sorry Tim can you?... Sorry, Cass? No! Steph!? Damian? Barbara? Sorry Alfred I mean... Duke? Carrie?!?! Jarro??!?! ...
Dick:
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joaniejustwokeup · 11 months
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I think Jarro is severely underutilized in the DPxDC fandom. You’re telling me that Batman has an adoptive alien starfish son and Danny wouldn’t be completely invested in making friends with him?
Imagine the chaos that would happen if Little Baby Man and Jarro teamed up. An unstoppable force of chaos.
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ahfrickenfrick · 23 days
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i am personally tired of seeing grown men being robin, where is the snarky 12 year olds, BRING ‘EM BACK
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kryptonian-bat-thing · 3 months
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Have you considered drawing Jarro, Batman's favorite son? (It's kind of crazy that a telepathic starfish has the most positive father-son relationship with Bruce tbh)
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it's crazy indeed
also jarro is probably one of the few robins that didn't die 👍
(I've got to admit he's hard to draw but he's adorable in that little costume)
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i love the batfam they’re so whumpable they’re so angsty and pathetic. they make me so sad all of the time and i love it, i wanna squeeze all the sadness out of them. i wanna hit them around like a piñata and see what sad pathetic things come out.
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Batfamily members ranked on how likely it is that they have eaten tree bark: (10 being they absolutely have)
- Bruce Wayne: 10
- Dick Grayson: 10
- Jason Todd: 10
- Tim Drake: 7
- Damian Wayne: 10
- Cassandra Cain: 0 (there’s no way this girl who wandered the earth homeless and canonically lived with wolves for a while ate tree bark /s)
- Stephanie Brown: 10
- Barbara Gordon: 5
- Duke Thomas: 11
- Jarro: negative infinity (probably doesn’t know what tree bark is)
- Alfred: 111
- Kate Kane: 9
- Helena Wayne/Bertinelli: 10
- Harley Quinn: 3
- Talia Al Ghul: -0 (She's a princess and wouldn't sully her pallet with tree bark)
Jokes on you this was actually all about seeing how many members of the Batfamily I could remember. All these numbers are FALSE!!! (well, except for Jarro and Talia)
“What about Catwoman?”
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file808 · 2 months
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lizard-queen-izzy · 11 days
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This isn't a "who's the best Robin?" or a "who did the best as Robin?" Poll. This is purely personal opinion, who you like best as Robin.
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