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*siddles in*
See, here’s where I (respectfully) disagree!
To me, it’s a matter of perspective. “Nothing’s changed” might be true from the outside, but it doesn’t mean “So nothing ever mattered.”
Maybe stopping one murder doesn’t change Gotham City, but it sure as hell changed that one person’s life. Sitting with someone suicidal for an hour doesn’t stop crime, or clean up neighborhoods, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter.
Gotham might be a toxic hellpit, but that doesn’t mean that his work as Robin, all those lives he saved, never mattered. Maybe things are still awful and horrible and need change, but maybe that doesn’t mean failure. Maybe it just means there’s farther to go.
And the community has improved- because the community is made up of people who get to go home to their families who wouldn’t have otherwise
And maybe everything has changed, in a way. I’m not Jewish, but there’s a saying: “If you save a life, you save the world.” Change a life for the better, and you make an entire world better. There’s still hope, and love, and happiness, even if the entire city is a shithole.
Also, maybe the Joker hasn’t been killed, but I’m somewhat against the concept of guilting someone into pre-mediated murder, or the concept that someone ever be required to kill another person in cold blood.
(and I’m not even gonna touch the “Bruce got Tim as a substitute son/Robin” because canon might say the opposite of that but DC canon goes wildly OOC and directly contradicts itself at times, so I suppose it’s fair game)
Tl;dr: Nothing’s changed doesn’t mean that Nothing ever mattered. Journey before destination.
the fact that Bruce made Jason believe in justice and that they could improve the community and better the lives of the citizens by fighting crime, but when he came back nothing had changed, the rogues were still running rampant, and the Joker didn't have a harsher punishment for torturing him, killing his mom and blowing him up, he was still just getting put on time out at Arkham until he decided to escape again
Jason's life was interrupted too soon and he came back to everything being the same shit as always, the only change was that his father had found a substitute for him
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holy shit, *thank you* for answering this and making my dream become a reality. You truly are the cornerstone of batfamily art shitposts
You've heard of CRIME. ALLEY. Now get ready for SESAME. STREET.
^ loaded his gun with skittles instead of rubber bullets. Now everyone gets to taste the (biodegradable) rainbow ✨
EDIT - now featured in the second chapter of @darlingatlas's super funny fic, here!
Amazing prompt from @jarro-stan-account below cut!
#jason todd#red hood#batfam#batman#dc comics#OP has no idea what bikes look like or how to sit on them#thank you for the prompt!!#I laughed so hard when I saw this in my inbox#also no one look at me#I'm having a crisis because people keep reminding me that AI art exists#batfamily
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It’s wild to me that I have about a hundred followers who HAVE to see what I post. I can infodump to a 100 people and there’s nothing they can do about it.
Did you know that when people get massive blood transfusions, they get their calcium levels tested? It’s because the blood comes with citrate as a preservative, which can lower calcium in high enough quantities.
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I had a dream that I posted a new chapter to my fic, and I woke up in a cold sweat.
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You know, I think I can actually forgive Bruce’s Bad Dad depiction in Gotham War.
This man is HALLUCINATING. He is literally seeing things. He has an alter ego yelling at him to do shit 24/7. He’s genuinely off his rocker. Imagine having a purple furry in your head being toxic and banging on the bars of the gay baby jail you created to put him in. He can get out at any time, he’s just banging on the bars to make some noise.
He also got the Luke Skywalker Bespin Special, and spent like…half a year? a year? Multiple years? Bouncing around the multiverse in a constant fight like a particularly violent bouncy ball.
Man needs a hug and some help, not to be divorced by the ex who left him at the altar lmao
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there are some of you saying that Dan Mora also drew dogboy Clark but I cant find it and I'm going to walk into the ocean...
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watching r/batman react to this moment is incredible thank you Dan Mora
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Back on my bullshit
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JARRO MY SON!!!!!!!
Batman and his special affinity with aliens. First Clark, and now his adopted alien starfish son Jarro.
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look I might not like the Gotham War’s family infighting but I admire the writers’ dedication to giving Bruce the mental ill.
yes. make that man big sad.
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canon had Jason turn into a tentacle monster and eat people, kiddos, write whatever the fuck you want
I was feeling shitty about how non-canon compliant my own Batfam WIPs were turning out and then I stumbled across your blog and I feel better now
Like it actually helped me get out of my writing depression funk and now I'm having fun writing dumb Batfam scenarios again
Keep forgetting fanfic and fandom is meant to be fun, not a burden
Anyway thanks for being you <3
Fanfic is ABSOLUTELY meant to be fun! and we as authors need to be kicked in the teeth with that reminder every now and then.
I've had several people just this last week alone deride me for writing fanon takes, for daring to suggest a character do something they didn't do in canon, jumping down my throat and telling me my fanon stories were "ruining" canon for others, because I have a responsibility to not influence readers with my horrible, ooc fanon fics.
The reality, anon, is that these are all just stories. Fiction that we write for free, on a website where we're not getting published or making money. You don't owe anyone anything, much less canon purists. If they don't want to read it, nobody is forcing them to?
I get it -- I get that your blorbo didn't do that in canon, or I'm completely crapping on fifty years of canon by having Bruce Wayne deepthroat an alien dick on my tumblr blog. I get that it pisses people off to see others do something they don't agree with, to a character they treasure.
But guess what? You just move on. You don't climb in the post notes and act like an asshole to the OP. You don't hate comment, or subtweet the author on your blog later. You say to yourself, or maybe even to a close friend (privately) "Wow, I don't like that take" and you click the back button and move on with your life.
The fanon vs canon debate on this website gets so intense sometimes. Do what you love, anon -- write your stories the way you like -- and don't let them make you take this any more seriously than you want to.
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Bruce gives Jason the mother of all lectures when he finds out about the BOMB in his son’s helmet. It’s three hours long. The PowerPoint has a seemingly infinite amount of slides.
But as time goes on, Bruce keeps thinking about it, and… well, he can’t keep it out of his head. It was absolutely way too dangerous for Jason of course, and he’d never allow his other children to do it, but the Bat’s secret identity cannot be revealed. If it was, it’d put his kids in danger. Nothing is more important than his kids’ safety.
He could make it safe. Make the explosion just large enough to obliterate his body and make him difficult to identify. Maybe it’s actually… a good idea?
3 months later: The Cave Medbay
Jason: Okay old man, easy, that’s it. Two broken arms, huh? Always an overachiever. Let’s get that cowl off you.
Bruce: Don’t.
Jason: Stop your worrying, I know how to avoid the gas and shock system in the cowl.
Bruce: You can’t, because. Because.
Jason: Because…?
Bruce: because I put a bomb in it
Jason: *screams*
6 months later: The Bat Computer
Jason, waving at the cowl blueprints: Bruce. What the fuck is this
Bruce: It wouldn’t kill me
Jason: This is face-melting acid, Bruce!
#In conclusion this entire family is fucking insane#Alfred is in hell#dc universe#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#jason todd#red hood#batdad
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Don’t give him a break. Give him another child
It’s kinda insane that Bruce Wayne has so many kids(biological and adopted! OMG DC GIVE HIM A BREAK! (At least he has enough money to pay child support)
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Bruce really deserves to get his mental health snapped in half more often. As a treat.
Can we please have a fic where bruce doesn't kill joker as batman but kills him as bruce wayne and going completely mute after?
He just walks up straight to the Joker in the middle of one of his meetings (this hinges on him not recognizing Bruce Wayne as Batman right away which I’m rolling with even though I know it’s not always canon) and just. shoots him in the head. that’s it.
goes home, sits down in his bedroom in blood splattered clothes (still in Jason’s funeral clothing?) and goes silent. even alfred can’t coax a word out of him. and the Joker isn’t exactly a priority victim so it’s never traced back to him, but even if it was it wouldn’t matter. Bruce is gone.
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meme
#dc universe#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#wonder woman#diana prince#diana of themyscira#meme
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And now, for a *little bit* of trauma, for @lurkinglurkerwholurks and @frownyalfred!
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