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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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Batfam doing a group project? What kind of people are they?
Bruce: I'll be back around 5:30. I want the mission strategy done by then.
Bruce: *leaves*
Harper: Alrighty. Since we're gonna be here a while, I'm gonna grab us some food.
Barbara: But it's only an hour.
Harper: Text me what you want.
Tim: I made the shared drive. Did everyone get it?
Cass: Not me.
Tim: What's your email?
Cass: Don't have one.
Tim: How do you still not have an email?
Cass: I did. Then I deleted it.
Tim: Why?
Cass: Kept getting emails.
Barbara: Tim, just share your computer with her. Cullen, how's the outline coming?
Cullen: Already done.
Barbara: *reads it over*
Barbara: I know you used BatGPT.
Cullen: No one said I couldn't.
Helena: I'll do the citations.
Barbara: But we don't need any sources.
Helena, ominously: I'll find them. I always find them...
Jason: Who the fuck is writing in yellow text?!?
Duke: I don't judge you for your life choices, do I?
Barbara: Duke, if I let you use Comic Sans, will you change the color?
Duke: Comic Sans AND a word cloud.
Barbara: Fine, whatever.
Damian: Where is Father's credit card? I need to purchase some stock images.
Barbara: Top drawer, under the Robin handbook.
Luke: Hey, I'm trying to attach a video but it says the file's too big.
Tim: Oh yeah, we don't have the premium version.
Luke: You're literally billionaires.
Tim: How do you think we stay that way?
Carrie: *animating all the transitions*
Bette: For the sound effects, should I go with a relaxing seaside or dramatic swoosh?
Dick: Definitely the swoosh. As for the presentation, I think we should open with a choreographed musical number.
Steph: *makes the title slide*
Steph:
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Barbara: *sighs and does all the work*
Barbara, muttering: You can bet your asses I'm adding end credits.
Tim: What?
Barbara: Nothing! Keep going gang, you're doing great!
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whalehouse1 · 3 days
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mollyannice · 3 days
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yuwigqi · 3 months
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Bruce is coparenting literally all this children.
He coparents Dick with Clark.
He coparents Jason and Damian with Talia
He coparents Tim with Lady Shiva
He coparents Steph with her literal mom
He coparents Barbara with her literal dad
He coparents Duke with Luke
Cass is like the only child that he is the sole custodian over lol.
From now on I absolutely headcanon that Bruce has shared custody with all of them but Cass and has to constantly remember pick up and drop off times for 7 different children across 6 coparents.
(Yes I choose to believe Bruce must pick up and drop off his adult children as well fight me)
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reineydraws · 1 year
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🌇 dinner atop a skyscraper 🌆
(bruce and luke both spotted the drone babs sent up to take a photo of them haha)
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dio-icarticaae · 3 months
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The Batfamily waiting for Duke and Bruce in the Batcave in episode 116 of Wayne Family Adventures.
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friends family
not my art :) credit to @irispardom on twitter
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antygabo14 · 1 year
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Batfamily portrait
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thethirdtriplet · 2 months
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Headcanon for the Batkids, after watching Star Wars:
Duke, holding a yellow lightsaber: All the poetry you waxed about friendship and loyalty, were all lies, weren’t they?
Steph, holding a purple lightsaber: In this case yes; Jason promised he’d cook for me if we win.
Damian, holding a green lightsaber: When we win.
Dick, holding a blue lightsaber: I trusted you! How could you side with him?
Damian: It was a logical decision to side with the winning team.
Jason, holding a red lightsaber: See, the kid gets it.
Tim, holding a black lightsaber: You forgot one thing.
Jason: Which is?
Tim: Cass is on our side.
Cass appears with a white lightsaber:
Bonus:
Luke: I get you’re mad Bruce, really, I do.
Luke: I didn’t even realize the little tyke Tim was tricking me when he asked me to help him make the lasers he used for the lightsabers, I thought it was for a W.E. project.
Bruce: That’s fair Tim’s lies can be very convincing at times.
Bruce: I can’t even scold them because they had adult permission.
Bruce turns to Kate: You consented to this?
Kate: I’m not gonna lie, I just wanted to see them duke it out.
Bruce: *sighs in Tired Dad TM*
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thatsnotahoodjason · 2 years
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bruce allowing a reporter to do an article on him and wayne manor. so he shows the reporter around, and shows them the kids bedrooms.
starting with dick's old room, its fairly messy with a lot of photos of his friends and gym equipment. the reporter makes a joke about how most of the photos are redheads. bruce explains how dick stays here a lot so he leaves a lot of his stuff here but doesn't actually live here anymore.
then they go to jason's room where bruce just pretends to be super sad the whole time. emotional moment. the reporter like, gets down on her knees and does a little prayer for jason and jason is just, hiding in the cupboard trying not to laugh because he forgot he wasn't meant to be here today.
then tim's room. where tim is currently playing video games with cassie, bart, and conner. the reporter makes a comment about the bi flag above his bed and tim just stares at her threateningly in case she was about to say something homphobic, the distraction causes tim to die in the game, kon starts to swear as he was teamed up with tim, making bruce threaten to call his dad (kon: which one?) the room is also an absolute tip, and bruce basically just argues with tim about tidying up.
then to duke's room, which he has only just started moving into so its filled with boxes, but it is very overwhelmingly yellow and a little banner on the door that says "y'all need therapy, not me tho. im totally fine." and the door is covered in bee stickers (courtesy of steph, damian, and tim)
then to damian's room, where he is very casually sitting stiffly on his bed with a sword. the reporter is just. very confused. and damian turns his head and tells bruce to kick tim's friends out the house, and bruce is just like, "you're meant to be in school!?" and damian just utters the word "useless" and just carries on staring at his sword until they leave.
they then go to cass' room which has a little flippable picture of her (one side is her smiling, and the other is her with an angry face- basically just telling ppl if she wants them coming in the room- the sign is on the angry face one) and they enter to find her making out with steph. a lot of awkwardness and panic. steph goes on a rant about privacy and disrespect for wlw couples and calls bruce an "entitled, homophobic, billionaire brat." bruce makes them leave the door partially open and cass just rolls her eyes then shuts it fully when they've left.
later on in the tour, they go to the library and jason is just there reading. so jason does an absolutely terrible english accent and pretends to be alfred's grandson, offering them tea and calling them tossers. the reporter somehow buys it tho and they move on.
in the kitchens is duke, kate, and dick arguing about who's actually been kicked out the kitchen as someone threw away the list of ppl with kitchen bans. so now dick is burning stuff in the oven which kate is trying to salvage and its basically that scene in community and they're just full on panicking.
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in the living room is luke helping to fix a wheel on barbara's chair. haley (dog) is scratching the sofa while trying to get into a comfy sleeping spot and a very disturbing horror film is playing on the tv super loudly. while bruce and the reporter are in the room, the main character survives and luke and barbara boo the tv repeatedly.
then when the reporter is leaving, alfred is behind them as they go out the front door, holding onto a cow with damian behind him shouting at him for not letting him have the cow inside.
the reporter is just. so so confused. she never goes back to the manor and doesn't submit the report because who would actually believe this is the bruce wayne's daily life??
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batfamism · 3 months
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Who Fell First & Who Fell Harder? - Batfam
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They fell first, but you fell harder:
Dick Grayson, Stephanie Brown
You fell first, but they fell harder:
Cassandra Cain, Jason Todd, Luke Fox
They fell first and harder:
Duke Thomas, Tim Drake
You fell first and harder:
Barabara Gordon, Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Kate Kane
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incorrectbatfam · 6 hours
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Batfam's favorite Disney channel films?
Dick: Teen Beach Movie
Jason: Descendants
Tim: Lemonade Mouth
Damian: Dadnapped
Duke: Let It Shine
Cullen: Sky High
Stephanie: Geek Charming
Cassandra: Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
Barbara: Radio Rebel
Harper: Camp Rock
Carrie: High School Musical
Kate: Cadet Kelly
Helena: Princess Protection Program
Luke: The Color of Friendship
Bette: Cloud 9
Alfred: Avalon High
Selina: Starstruck
Bruce: Halloweentown
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havendance · 3 months
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Anyway, my proposal for a run on Detective Comics where I write a series of one-shot stories showcasing all of the various supporting cast Batman has accumulated with stories, including, but not limited to:
Batman invites Nightwing to Gotham to help him solve a murder. The murder is very straightforward and they dance around the real reason Bruce invited him, until at the end, he finally admits in a constipated Bruce way that it's the anniversary of him adopting Dick and he wanted to spend time with him.
Huntress and Robin (Tim Drake) team up to investigate Killer Croc. It turns out he's turning over a new leaf in the sewers near the Marina. Huntress is dubious, but Robin convinces her to give him a chance, though she says she'll be watching him. We re-canonize Joker: Last Laugh.
Damian and Duke team up to take on a street-racing operation--a mission that naturally requires them to do some high adrenaline racing together.
The Riddler gets on social media with a plot that involves lots of puzzles and clues all over Gotham. Oracle taps into old members of "We are Robin" to take it down.
Batgirl (Stephanie Brown) and Batman end up on the same missing persons case. With the pressure on to find the missing child, they snipe at each other as tensions rise. In the end, after saving the kid, Bruce sort of kind of apologizes in a Bruce way and expresses some measure of respect for her.
Jason teams up with Ghostmaker to take on, idk, one of the Clayfaces. Does Gotham still have one of those? I haven't read any comics ghostmaker's in yet, but from I've heard it sounds like they'd have an interesting dynamic. Jason gets flashbacks to digging his way out of his grave.
Luke Fox recruites Harper Row (She does engineering stuff right? I also need to read comics she has a significant role in.) They take some new tech for a joyride and go bother the Penguin.
Batgirl (Cassandra Cain) and Azrael team up to take down Mad Hatter. He probably has some elaborate Alice in Wonderland theming going on that neither of them get. (I think neither of them should have read it.)
Batwoman and Catwoman team up to steal back some Kane family heirlooms, possibly from Jacob Kane (What's his and Kate's relationship looking like anyway?), possibly from someone else.
Gotham Girl and somebody. Me advancing my Cass & Claire agenda Possibly Oracle trying to rehabilitate her in that controlling yet well-intentioned way she has sometimes? Someday, I will get to being more up to date on what Claire's status quo in current comics is.
A handful of representatives from Gotham's various crime families get together in the backroom of a bar somewhere. They play poker and exchange stories of being busted by the various bat-affiliated vigilantes in which they are very scary and almost inhuman. It ends with Batgirl (Cass) busting in and beating them up.
Helena Bertinelli takes a gig as a substitute teacher at Gotham Academy. She teams up with Maps & other supporting cast when Mr Freeze takes the school hostage while trying to escape the police.
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mollyannice · 2 days
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bigbadbruin343 · 7 months
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Batman #140 variant cover by Dan Mora.
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soranatus · 4 months
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DC's 2024 Black History Month variant covers by Nikolas Draper-Ivey
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