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"Lex Luthor is racist" Striking accusations from local billionaire and bachelor, Bruce Wayne.
(A headline from Gotham Gazette, after an inebriated Brucie Wayne, complained he was racist after Lex Luthor said his child couldn't come into the bar)
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Reporter: Mr. Wayne, do you really believe the that the backlash Lex Luthor received was justifiable?
Brucie, who is again, drunk af: LexCorp shoulda crumble waaaayyyyy sooner, was about time. S'not just my son, but Superman too! They have some beef that goes beyond Superman foiling his plans, it's cuz he's an alien.
Reporter: Why do you believe that is Mr. Wayne?
Brucie: Cuz Superman is ten times hotter than he is :)
Reporter: Are you outwardly expressing your interest in the Metropolitan hero? Does this mean your cheating on Batman.
Brucie: Nah, I'm just his sugar daddy.
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Clark, hearing this from the Watchtower: *Head in his hands, blushing profusely*
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Word of this gets back to the Justice League, hilariously, through their sidekicks, further solidifying the theory that Batman and Superman are dating.
#lol#bruce wayne#batman#dc batman#dc comics#kal el#superman#clark kent#dc superman#batfam incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#superbat#dc universe#dc#justice league#justice league of america#dcu
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Bruce Wayne uses his kids to threaten Lex Luthor, whilst simultaneously being the biggest drama queen known to man
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*At a gala*
Brucie: Dick, I've trained you for this moment, make me proud.
Dick: *Brings a posse of reporters and approaches Lex to expose him for his most heinous plans*
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Lex: Damian can't drink that, it's alcoholic. You should not have kids Brucie.
Bruce: *Sues Lex for harrassment*
Also Bruce: *Wins and let's it become the Gotham Gazette's biggest headline*
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Tim: *Hacks Twitter and posts drunk pictures of Lex*
Also Tim: *Makes sure Lex can't access all his social media accounts or sue for defamation*
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Damian: *Curses Lex in Arabic*
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Steph: *Starts a rumour that Lex Luthor is a furry*
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Lex Luthor: *Tries to sue*
Also Lex: *Always loses*
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Bruce Wayne and the batfam have made Lex Luthor Gotham's public enemy.
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Idea creds to: @tims-missing-spleen
#lol#batfamily#batman#dc comics#batfam#bruce wayne#dc universe#lex luthor#dc batman#dick grayson#tim drake wayne#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#gotham#batfam incorrect quotes
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❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🔥Ordered, cooked, served and ate 🎉🎄🤩🥳
Pop off king 👑👑👑👑👑
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Life when your crush rejects you <<<<<<<
Life when you have a crush >>>
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DO IT PLEASE
Lowkey wanna start making my own fancomics for batfam
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As my mother would say "the ppl in Lismore are even sadder"
ATP theirs is weathering depression lmao
there is rain so i am sad
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Would you like to talk about it
I'm sure I'm a much better candidate than Ms Crichton ngl
Just realised I've been posting a lot on Tumblr lately
To my friends on Tumblr this a sign that my depression is getting worse
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Me after reading Wayne Family Adventures:
#dc comics#wayne family adventures#batman wayne family adventures#wfa#batman wfa#dc batman#batman#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#dc universe#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#tim drake wayne#red robin#damian wayne#damian al ghul#robin#dc robin#cassandra cain#orphan#barbara gordon#batgirl#black bat#stephanie brown#the spoiler#duke thomas
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Bro how tf is it that I feel second hand embarrassment so hard.
Like on a spiritual level
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Our English assessment has really made me desert my love for that movie.
Oh no no no *film*
The beginning of Shrek is how I imagine my life once I move out/be happy
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The thirst tweet wasn't me btw
Creds to Machine Gun Kelly from a thirst tweet interview.
I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this
Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.
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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.
Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic
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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??
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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.
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The Justice League have will never live it down
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I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this
Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.
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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.
Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic
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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??
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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.
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The Justice League will never live it down
#lol#bruce wayne#dc batman#batman#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#batman comics#dc universe#dc#justice league#justice leage of america#tim drake#tim drake wayne#red robin#jason todd#red hood#stephanie brown#dc spoiler#duke thomas#barbra gordon#damian wayne#robin#clark kent#superman#kal el#superbat#Y'all write some more potential tweets in the comments#Picture Barry Allen clowning every week#Oliver getting jealous he doesn't get thirst tweets written about him
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