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*Batbros on a road trip and halfway through they open the trunk to get a bag and find a random man in there*
Tim: Oh my god.
Jason: Whoah.
Dick: Did you not put him in there, Damian?
Damian: No, I did not.
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*Wally and Donna are so confident that they’ll beat Dick and Roy to a crime scene but then they show up and find out they’re already there*
Wally: Not gonna sugarcoat this for you. This is a tough moment for us, Donna.
Donna: Yes, it is.
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Anyone have any book recommendations that remind you of dick Grayson/batfam? Looking for some new books!
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*Batbros on a case*
Dick: Our killer is targeting a -holes. Think about it, he’s cleaning up the city one a-hole at a time.
*Dick and Jason exchange a knowing look*
Jason: By the way I gotta make a phone call. I know someone who’s in grave danger.
*calls Bruce*
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*Wally is trying to convince Dick that a random death is actually a murder but there’s absolutely no evidence showing that*
Wally: Come here, man. Find me a clue. Find me a clue right now.
*Dick picks up a long piece of paper with a ton of random names and numbers*
Dick: Oh, my god.
Wally: What?
Dick: I’m so bored.
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Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.
*opens big new computer*
Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.
Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?
Tim: Games and stuff.
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*Dick witnesses a house get robbed and Bruce wants in on the case so Dick takes him to show him the house*
Bruce: All right, which one?
Dick: That one.
Bruce: Yeah? Well that’s a stupid house to rob.
Dick: Does anyone live up to your standards? Maybe we can get a hold of the burglar’s number. You can call. Tell him how disappointed you are.
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*They’re at a gala and Damian is self conscious because Bruce is giving a lot of attention to someone else’s baby and now Damian is trying to convince Jason that he’s better*
Jason: You’re right, you’re way cuter than a baby. I’m gonna go check on dinner.
*Walks away, turns to Dick who was watching the whole interaction*
Jason: Sometimes I like to just toss a grenade and run away.
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Roy: Jason, I need you to do this. You’re sneakier than I am. You’re a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.
Jason: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That’s not even a challenge.
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*Batbros just starting to recover after they find out Dick is actually alive. They are on their first fam mission since. Tim starts tearing up but is trying to cover it up*
Dick: What you said at my funeral made me mist up as well. It was wonderful. Really moving.
Jason: You were there?
Dick: Of course. I was in the coffin.
Tim: Oh! I was gonna check there.
Dick: That would’ve been weird.
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*Bruce and Clark walk a few feet away and tuck their heads to have a “private” conversation.*
Clark: All right, do you remember back in the old days when we had really, really special evidence and we kept it in a secret locker.
Bruce: No.
Clark: I’ll bet you whatever those perps were looking for is in their locker.
Jason: Can we be heard that clearly when we turn around and whisper?
Dick: I sure hope not.
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*They are both being chased by bad guys that could show up any second*
Dick: Hey, Bea, I’ll drive. Give me the keys.
Bea: You just assume the man drives?
Dick: No, I assume I’m the only one formally trained in evasive maneuver techniques and counter surveillance.
Bea: Okay, valid.
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Dick: I know nobody asked for my advice-
Jason: Yet, you’re talking.
Dick: I agree with Jason.
Jason: Let’s hear him out.
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*The Justice League reaches out to Nightwing and tells him they need help on a case. Dick asks Bruce why they asked him*
Bruce: I might have mentioned to the Justice League, accidentally, that you… might be able to help.
Dick: Whoah. Time out. Flag on the play. Did you vouch for me?
Bruce: No. I wouldn’t say exactly I vouched for you.
Dick: Wally, Bruce vouched for me.
Bruce: I did not vouch for you.
Dick: You were bragging on me. You have a dad crush on me.
Bruce: Dick, I was not bragging on you. I was merely stating facts about your track record that are in the newspaper.
Dick: Let’s hug it out.
Bruce: Put your arms down.
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*Dick wakes up to the Batbros in his kitchen*
Jason: Forks forks. No! You have one fork?
Dick: I’m one person.
Damian: That’s so weird.
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*talking to Dick, Jason and Tim*
Damian: I’m gonna go and do homework. Don’t knock unless it’s an actual emergency. Not a spider.
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*Dick and Jason are kidnapped and the evil guy is holding a vial of poison*
Evil guy: One part cyanide, one part strychnine, two parts atropine, with just a shake, not stirred, of boat cleaner. And it’s all for you.
*Points at Jason*
Dick: That’s not gonna work. I can’t watch him die. You’ll have to kill me first.
Jason: You must be out of your damn mind. If you think I’m gonna sit here and die after watching you die with some ridiculous grin on your face because you’re thinking of some stupid pun or something.
Jason: And do you have just the one needle? Do you plan on sterilizing between uses?
Dick: Surely you can’t be serious.
Jason: I don’t know where all you’ve been, Wing.
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