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therandomfandomme · 4 months

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Batman having a recording of a heartbeat softly play in his suit so that Superman thinks he has two hearts to throw him off his scent because he's paranoid, but then one day it breaks and Superman freaks out, because "Batman where did your other heartbeat go?!!?!" and Bruce panics and says: "I split into two," like he's some sort of cryptid and everyone goes ???, luckily he has Robin to introduce them to. It's not until much later when they all reveal their identities that they learn that it's not true and all the bats and birds that are running around were not parts that ripped free from Batman. Though not before the whole family has had a whole lot of fun creating nonsense rumors just to fuck with people.

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ms-musers · 2 years

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Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.

Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way

#idk if this makes sense #I’m from the midwest #it’s very common to hear and very distinct here #like I’ll be in the store and usually I’ll hear someone say it at least once #superman #clark kent #kal el #the batman #Batman #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #batman and superman #dc comics #comics #superbat

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rdfhyrsc · 7 months

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I just love the Superman and Batman comics I just love them

#justice league unlimited #jlu #jl #justice leauge unlimited #batman #batman and superman #superbat #superman #comic books #dc comics

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avasem · 4 months

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Secret identity shenanigans

#fanart #batman #batman and superman #superman #superbat #brucie wayne #Bruce Wayne #clark kent #dc #secret identity #they don’t know about each others secret identity #they both like their civilians personas but are just friends as hero’s #I know it doesn’t make sense but just go with it

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dc-and-damirae · 11 months

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superman : so. um. Where were y'all born?

damain, biterly : i was made in a lab!

superman :

superman : wh-

jason : i just straight up fucking spawned.

superman :

tim : bold of you to assume i was born in a comprehensible manner.

superman, looking at batman :

bruce shrugging : I told you, these kids are fucked up and technically tim is the only one lying.

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artphotographyofmen · 8 months

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Batman & Superman by Kevin Wada

#batman #Bruce Wayne #Kevin wada #superman #superbat #Clark Kent #kal-el #kalel #kal el #dc comics #dcu #dc universe #batman and superman #superman and batman #dc superheroes #dc heroes #dc characters

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heylosers06 · 1 month

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Superbat🤭

The two old men caught kissing after a Wayne Gala

Featuring farmers tan/silver fox Clark and deathly pale silver fox Bruce

Dick definitely took a photo of it

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arlos-warm-drpepper · 25 days

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Love the ship dynamic of a character played by Tyler Hoechlin having super-hearing a being in-tuned with his partners heartbeat. And his partner being someone who has great detective skills and helps fight evil-doers with him. Or, in other words:

#superbat #teen wolf #derek hale #sterek #derek/stiles #stiles stilinski #derek and stiles #stiles and derek #stiles/derek #stiles stilinksi #dylan o'brien #superman and batman #batman and superman #batman #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #clark and bruce #Bruce and Clark

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ryemiffie · 18 days

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Stuff from my day as justice league incorrect quotes this time!

Superman: Yeah I'm pretty sure that'd kill even me.

Batman: Oh don't act like you're above my cooking, I saw you munching on batteries earlier like they were chips.

Superman: I like their zappy taste.

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icantdrawrt · 3 months

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Batman and superman being gay in worlds finest?? Ofc don’t worry

This is very minor but I just love how much he relies on Superman and how close they are

it’s cute :)

When you can predict exactly what your boyfriends about to do (no fr why do they know each other so well 😭😭😭)

Batman comforting superman after Thunderboy (sorry, I mean his son) goes missing. He immediately gets on the case and is like “Clark don’t worry I’m the worlds greatest detective”

The “We’ll find David, Clark” is so domestic