#bff quote | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

cutevoid · 10 months

Text

192 notes · View notes

yourgalgremlin · 23 days

Text

“Tell me about your fav Marauders character”

Marauders fandom:

605 notes · View notes

bruciemilf · 8 months

Text

Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.

Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?

Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger

Martinez: wh E E Z E

#martinez is the myth of cassandra constantly trying to tell ppl his goth freak bff is the funniest bitch alive #bruce vigorously denying his affection for his new friend but he keeps a journal full of martinez's likes and dislikes #they're so trixie and katya #bruce wayne #officer martinez #also martinez amd selina need to have the thickest beef. gay mlm vs bi wlw violance. for no reason #dc #dcu #battinson #batman #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #source: mdoern family

2K notes · View notes

batfamgalore · 1 year

Text

*One day in the future, Jason doesn’t invite Bruce to his sons party*

Jason: Look, you think I’m the bad guy because I didn’t invite him to my son’s birthday.

Jason: But you know where he was for most of my birthdays?

Jason: Little place that rhymes with “not there.”

Dick: Times Square?

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #source: community #jk we all know they’re all bffs

2K notes · View notes

padawansuggest · 1 year

Text

Force Ghost Cody: Why are we looking for Initiate Grogu in a cave full of armored idiots?

Force Ghost Obi-Wan: Luke said he gave the baby back to his Buir, who promptly wandered off to find them in a cave. I think the armorer is force sensitive enough to see us so we could ask her to talk to Din about continuing his meditation training.

FG Cody: Yes, because an initiate without meditation might end up just as bad as Anakin.

FG Obi-Wan: Calm down, you know you love my idiot too.

FG Cody: Shut your whore mouth, General.

Armorer: 0.0??? Oh hello, are you two searching for the light sword??

FG Obi-Wan: Actually, we’re looking for initiate Grogu-

Armorer: Foundling Grogu.

FG Obi-Wan: …foundling Grogu-

Armorer: My bu’ad. Whom you cannot have.

FG Obi-Wan: …

FG Cody: *giggling*

FG Obi-Wan: Sorry, you misunderstand. My nephew, Luke Skywalker, did him a great disservice by letting him leave without promise of mental health help. I get that’s a big part of what you do for your covert, but the issue is, for his peace of mind, he needs regular meditation and reassurance in the force.

Armorer: And you are here to give that?

FG Obi-Wan: Sure. Little Grogu was always one of my favorite kiddos in the temple, from the moment I found his egg in that dumpster when I was thirteen.

FG Cody: I’m sorry you found that baby troll’s egg in a dumpster? What did it call to you in the force?

FG Obi-Wan: Well. I mean. I got tossed in the dumpster and then I saw the egg and grabbed it and felt a life force in it-

FG Cody: You we’re gonna eat the egg before you realized it was fertilized, weren’t you?

FG Obi-Wan: Obviously. I was a bit feral at that age and alone on a mission. It was massive!

Armorer: Hmmm. I like you two. You will join me and foundling Grogu in the mornings for meditation.

FG Obi-Wan: Awesome. Sorry for just intruding on your forge like this and all-

Armorer: No, it is an acceptable reason, to honor the foundlings.

FG Cody: I like you, you’re a bit more stable than the shiny silver one that doesn’t have much thought behind his eyes.

Armorer: Thank you. I have suffered to get him to think for most of his life now. I think this is as good as that will get.

FG Cody: God that’s such a mood. I could tell you stories about getting Ben and the 212th to do what they need to for basic survival. It’s wild.

#they become BFFs who roast everyone #Grogu being found as an egg by a Padawan in a dumpster is so lol to me #star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect mandalorian quotes #the armorer #the mandalorian #Grogu #force ghost obi wan #force ghost Cody #codywan

2K notes · View notes

scottishaccentsareawesome · 17 days

Text

"...He doesn't know that you're an idiot! Once he gets to know you and KNOW that you're an idiot, he'll love you...!" "What if he say no?" "Then HE'S an idiot."

- Buck and Eddie, ("911", 7x05)

#I just love this quote so much #it's such BFF talk #but it's also Buddie so there's the underlying 'He'll love you!...LIKE DO' <3 #funny quotes #best friend quotes #quotes about dating #bi buck #bi evan buckley #bucktommy #buddie #911 spoilers #911 on abc #911 #tv quotes #quotes about queer dating #evan buckley #eddie diaz #tommy kinard

221 notes · View notes

superbat-love · 11 months

Text

Alfred: It appears that you are running a high fever, Master Bruce. I strongly advise against patrolling the streets tonight.

Bruce: I have to Alfred. [Has a bad coughing fit] Oh no. Quick Alfred, get me to the underground vault.

Alfred: Whatever for sir?

Bruce: I have to hide before-

Clark: Hi Bruce, hi Alfred. [knocks on the window and waves at them]

Bruce: Damn it, we’re too late.

Alfred: Good evening, Mr Kent. Allow me to open the balcony doors for you, sir. [Waves away Bruce’s attempts to shut the curtains] Please come in and make yourself at home.

Clark: Thanks Alfred! Hey Bruce, I heard you coughing all the way from Metropolis, so I just wanted to drop by to make sure that you’re alright. Here, I made you Ma’s special chicken soup.

Bruce: You also flew here at hypersonic speed. That soup’s probably cold now. I’ll warm it up and eat it later, *after* my patrol.

Clark: No worries, the soup’s in this fancy lunch box that you got me for Christmas so I’m sure it’s still warm. Oh by the way Alfred, Bruce and I will be watching ‘Contagion’ in the cinema room tonight.

Bruce: It’s not a lunch box, it’s a voice activated kryptonite storage box with an emergency locator beacon. And no, I’m not staying at home to watch-

Alfred: Sounds wonderful, Mr Kent. Master Bruce, let me put away this Batsuit and prepare the room for the both of you right away. And switch off that distress signal.

#concerned neighbor #persistent bff #incorrect dc quotes #dc headcanon #dc fanfic #drabble #text post #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #dc #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth

1K notes · View notes

cod-dump · 1 year

Text

Price: Now, Sergeant. You can only pick one person to be your partner. I know it can be a difficult choice-

Soap: Ghost

Soap: *grabs Ghost’s hand and drags him out the room*

Gaz: Goodbye, Soap. Remember me as I am. Filled with MURDEROUS RAGE

#when your bff chooses their bf over you #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #john price #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap

747 notes · View notes

cutevoid · 10 months

Text

so much love to give

#cute animals #kawaii art #inspiring quotes #self love #tattoo inspiration #wholesome #art #illustration #artist on tumblr #kidcore #love #love quote #relationship quote #friend quote #bff quote #small business #sanrio core #cute art #cute illustration

163 notes · View notes

yourgalgremlin · 13 days

Text

154 notes · View notes

kagamikoi · 1 year

Text

💚My two favorites lil guys💛 + and i'd needed design for stickers hu hu Still try to repost all my stuff here so bear with me 💦

#mdzs #mdzs fanart #mo dao su zhi #nie huaisang #jin guangyao #quotes #stickers #sticker design #they were so powerful for this #they were bff in another life i just know it

2K notes · View notes

abstractadolescent · 2 years

Text

Three types of couples….

Finney: I’m cold

Robin: *Pulls him closer and wraps him up in his jacket* Here cariño, we can keep each other warm.

Bruce: I’m cold too

Vance: *Grumbling but still taking off his jacket and wrapping it around Bruce* I told you to bring a heavier jacket, pretty boy.

Billy: I’m kinda cold too, actually

Griffin: Bitch, we live in Colorado! Why you acting brand new?!

#finney blake #tbp #the black phone #rinney #finbin #robin arellano #vance hopper #brance #bruce yamada #griffin stagg #billy showalter #I ship griffin and billy as bffs but just go with it for the title #incorrect quotes #griffin stagg is me #DONT POST MY STUFF AS YOUR OWN

2K notes · View notes

capndragn94 · 3 months

Text

Hordak: What information do you require?

Sea Hawk: Did you have fun? Were there sparks?

Hordak: Sparks?

Sea Hawk: Yeah.

Hordak: Negative. There was no equipment malfunction.

Sea Hawk: Well you don't have to brag about it.

#she ra and the princesses of power #she ra #spop #entrapdak #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: the orville #hordak #sea hawk #seadak bffs

109 notes · View notes

straight4joekeery · 1 year

Text

Nancy: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Steve: You mean you stabbed them?

Nancy: They ran into my knife.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Steve: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Eddie, scoffing: Oh, please.

Steve, to Eddie: Hey, how you doin’?

Eddie:

Eddie: *giggles and blushes*

~~~~~~~~~~~

*The squad™️ when they drop food on the floor*

Nancy: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Robin: Five second rule!

Eddie: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Steve: *Sobs on the floor*

~~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: What happened to Nancy?

Steve: She died.

Eddie: She what?

Steve: She died, but she’s okay.

Eddie: …Can you please clarify?

Nancy: Clarification is for the weak.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: You just saved me? Why?!

Eddie: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Steve: We call that a traumatic experience.

Steve, turning to Robin: Not a "bruh moment".

Steve, turning to Eddie: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: So... what’s goin’ on?

Steve: You want the long version or the short version?

Robin, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Steve: Shit’s fucked.

Robin: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

~~~~~~~~~~~

*Robin and Nancy are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Robin: oh my god, Nancy, backwards!

Nancy: Really, Robin? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Nancy: I don't want to fight you!

Eddie: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!

~~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Nancy: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Eddie: No.

453 notes · View notes

sajan-sajan-teri-dulhan · 1 month

Text

Gossiping with men is a different kind of funny.😂🤌🏻

#spilled ink #tumnblr #desi #desi shit posting #spilled quotes #desiblr #indian tumblr #desi stuff #desi tag #men #gossiping #bff

121 notes · View notes

midnightdemonhunter · 5 months

Text

Fantasy high junior year....save me fantasy high junior year.....

#fantasy high #d20 #kristen applebees #fig faeth #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #midnight draws #dimension 20 #fh #so many tags...#anyway adaine is only missing cause i haven't figured out her pre s3 design yet....soon....#important note here. the shard earring/necklace is cause they each have fragments of the bff heart from rizs friendship necklace #and there are. a million other details lol #desperately wanna draw/post my s1-pre s3 designs for the bad kids. i have THOUGHTS #also as for the quotes here themselves...insane about all of their implications but ESPECIALLY FIG. MAN.

140 notes · View notes