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standatsvthoughts · 8 months
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*on a nature hike*
Nancy: it’s beautiful out here
Steve: and quiet
Nancy: too quiet
Steve: did we lose someone?
*Cut to Eddie and Robin trying to befriend a bear*
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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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Nancy: You know those things will kill you, right?
Robin, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Eddie, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Steve: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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ssaronance · 20 days
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ronance x tweets pt. ??
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ty-the-trainwreck · 1 year
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eddie: my god,
eddie: these bitches gay.
eddie: good for them, good for them.
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Like how immediately did robin get down on her knees for nancy- and nancy the top wheeler loved every goddamn second of it
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Steve: Kiss, marry, kill: Tammy Thompson, Vickie, Nancy.
Robin: Kill Tammy, kill Vickie...
Robin:
Robin: Marry Nancy.
Robin: *looks at Nancy with intention*
Nancy: Yes.
Steve: *whispers* What the hell just happened?
Eddie: *whispers back* I...I think they just got engaged.
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sophemeva · 2 years
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Nancy : wow, robin you smell nice, kinda wishing my sheets would smell the same tomorrow morning.
Robin :..I mean, I could lend you my perfume if you'd like
Steve : Robin..
Robin : oh...OHH!
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straight4joekeery · 1 year
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Nancy: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Steve: You mean you stabbed them?
Nancy: They ran into my knife.
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Robin: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Steve: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”
Eddie, scoffing: Oh, please.
Steve, to Eddie: Hey, how you doin’?
Eddie:
Eddie: *giggles and blushes*
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*The squad™️ when they drop food on the floor*
Nancy: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Robin: Five second rule!
Eddie: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Steve: *Sobs on the floor*
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Eddie: What happened to Nancy?
Steve: She died.
Eddie: She what?
Steve: She died, but she’s okay.
Eddie: …Can you please clarify?
Nancy: Clarification is for the weak.
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Robin: You just saved me? Why?!
Eddie: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
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Steve: We call that a traumatic experience.
Steve, turning to Robin: Not a "bruh moment".
Steve, turning to Eddie: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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Robin: So... what’s goin’ on?
Steve: You want the long version or the short version?
Robin, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Steve: Shit’s fucked.
Robin: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
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*Robin and Nancy are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Robin: oh my god, Nancy, backwards!
Nancy: Really, Robin? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
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Robin: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
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Nancy: I don't want to fight you!
Eddie: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!
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Eddie: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Nancy: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Eddie: No.
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astreinomane · 3 months
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Robin enters Nancy's bedroom.
Robin: Hey, Nance! Look who arrived for y...
She stops immediately when she sees what Nancy is wearing.
Nancy: *noticing Robin's presence* Oh, hey, Rob! You arrived!
Robin remains still and stares at Nancy.
Robin: W-What is that? *pointing at what Nancy is wearing*
Nancy: Oh, it's a old bikini of mine. I wanted to try it out to see if it still fits me. What do you think?
Robin: *furiously blushing and stuttering* Y-Yeah, I think it still looks great on you!
Nancy: You really think so?
Robin: Y-Yeah! Seriously, you look SO good, Nance!
Nancy: *blushing as well* Well, thank you.
Robin: Yeah...
*30 minutes later*
Robin: *crying on Steve's shoulder* STEVE, I CAN'T DO IT! SHE WAS SO HOT!
Steve: *sighing and patting Robin on the shoulder* I know.
Robin: I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
Steve: I know.
Or
*In an alternate universe where Robin is a little less lesbian disaster*
Nancy: What do you t...
Before Nancy can even finish the sentence, Robin graps her and slams her on the bed.
Nancy: *a little terrified* R-Rob, what are you...
Robin shuts her up with a kiss.
Robin: *in a raspy and seductive voice* Did you really expect to wear this beatiful bikini in front of me and not make me want to fuck you so hard?
Nancy: *already horny and surrendering to the lust that has taken hold of both her and Robin* C-Can I at least go lock the door first?
Robin: *smirking* Be quick.
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standatsvthoughts · 2 years
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Nancy: you know that can kill you right?
Eddie, smoking a cigarette: that’s the point
Steve drinking alcohol: we’re trying to speed this up
Robin eating raw cookie dough: Yeah!
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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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Dustin: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Nancy: I really care about your feelings!
Robin: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Dustin, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Eddie: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Steve: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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ssaronance · 2 months
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ronance x tweets
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ty-the-trainwreck · 5 months
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thinking of robin being in denial that nancy actually likes her and is like
“i’m not a boy nancy…”
“i don’t want a boy robin! i just want you!”
and then they have a heated kiss and make up and cuddle
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timesnewronance · 2 years
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wheeler's about to get the guns out 😭
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rare pic of noah’s ark ft. two of each animal (2 mlm and 2 wlw)
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