Hordak: What information do you require?
Sea Hawk: Did you have fun? Were there sparks?
Hordak: Sparks?
Sea Hawk: Yeah.
Hordak: Negative. There was no equipment malfunction.
Sea Hawk: Well you don't have to brag about it.
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Fugitoid, to Splinter: Your sons are unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable.
Fugitoid: I am quite fond of them.
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Julius, to Yami: Your children are unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable.
Julius: I am quite fond of them.
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Sanguine: "Sheo's been acting really strange with Martin. He seems... kinda in to him."
Jyggalag: "What do you mean, 'in to him'?"
Sanguine: "I mean in to him."
Jyggalag: "Your statement is confusing. Has Sheogorath entered Martin in some fashion?"
Sanguine: "Not yet."
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Qrow (to Tai and Summer after their kids latest shenanigan): Your children are unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable....I am quite fond of them.
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Your daughter is unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable. I am quite fond of her.
-Kalen when asking Tea's dad for permission to date her
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Hakone: There is an alligator in the teacher's lounge. I successfully crushed it with a chair.
Caraway: Where did it come from?
Hakone: I do not know. Regardless. It is crushed.
Source: The Orville
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Eda: All the days we’ll never have…
Raine: Your heart is full of the days we did. That’s what you take with you.
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Prismo: Simon's been acting really strange with Fionna. He seems... kinda into her.
Scarab: What do you mean, "into her?"
Prismo: I mean into her.
Scarab: Your statement is confusing. Has Simon entered Fionna in some fashion?
Prismo: Not yet.
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Alfie: Detention with Victor is literally torture. They’re torturing us.
Eddie: I’d rather have dinner with both my parents at the same time.
Alfie: I’d rather have dinner with my parents and their parents and their colleagues who want to get a promotion.
Eddie: I'd rather have brunch with my parents and their really good friends who they haven't seen in a while, who just got back from a vacation in Florida and took lots of pictures while visiting their daughter, who just had a brand-new baby.
Alfie: That literally just made me want to kill myself.
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Tiny: "Can we help?"
Giant: "No. You are small and feeble. And you do not possess the necessary intelligence."
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Kite-Man: For the last time, where are Nightwing and Robin?
Spoiler: Last I saw Nightwing was doing your mom and Robin was high-fiving him.
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Bruce, to little Jack: I wish you were never born...
Zephyr, when adopting him: Listen very closely to me: you are perfect.
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One: Why are you in charge?
Two: Because according to [Three], I'm smart.
One: well I'll be happy to inform them that you're not
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Person A: This place reminds me of Vegas.
Person B: Any life signs?
Person C: I am detecting 347 planets, but so far, no indications of intelligent life.
Person D: Wow, it really is Vegas.
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