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One: Takes me back to when I would stay out all night to avoid my problems. One: ... One: But that was last week.
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One: You know, it's just not our cup of tea. So, I'll just throw this tea away, down the sink. But if you want it... you can lick it out of the sink.
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One: They say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. So I shall stay silent. I plead the fifth. One: ... One: No, I have to say something.
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One: [Two] is drinking milk? Milk is good for you. Two: People have tried to break my bones. They actually will not break.
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One: [Two], how would you like to work with [Three]? Three: When pigs fly. Two: You fly?
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One: Hey, [Two], how was your driving lesson? Two: I saw a little billboard in a residential area. Is nowhere sacred? Three: That wasn't an ad, it was a yellow warning sign that said "Watch for children". Two: They don't need watches, they have the sun.
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*One & Two listening to Limp Bizkit* One: I'll limp your bizkit. Two: ... I don't even want to know what that means.
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One: I just got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome *laughs* One: Now I take Adderall.
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One: [Two] said yes! Three: What was the question? Two: Will you marry me? Three: No?
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One: I would donate my eyes for you, [Two]. Two: I would not. I have really pretty eyes. You guys don't know but my eyes are notoriously gorgeous. Ask anyone. One: Okay.
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One: What exactly is that? Two: Drink it and find out. Three: *Sigh* Alright, hand it over. Two: No, I'm kidding. It's acid.
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One: Wait a minute... this is terrible. [Two]'s just gonna get hurt. Three: But she's gonna save everyone so it's okay! :D Four, so tired of Three: No it isn't, stop talking.
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One: You two need to go on a date. Two: A date? Three, walking over with Four: Who's goin on a date? Four: What's a date? I think I've heard of them... Is it organic? Three: Three: I seriously- I can't even right now.
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One: This looks so stupid. In a good way Two, One's sibling: I mean... You look stupid in a good way. One: Don't we all? Two: No. Just you.
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One: I actually go on WebMD to diagnose myself a lot. One: It's a very healthy habit.
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One, trying to speak french: Je m'appelle [One]. Uhh donde esta la French fries
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One: I only told [Two]. Two: Well I told [Three] because they're my best friend. Three: Well, I just told [Four]. Four: And I told many, many people.
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