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Noelle: Did you say spider? Gauche, I brought a paper towel, do your thing!
Liebe: Are you making Gauche kill a bug for you again?
Noelle: I'm not making him. We just have our roles. I bring a paper towel... and Gauche does everything else.
Gauche: She doesn't like to get her hands dirty.
Liebe: Hm. Like a mob boss.
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Patient name: Yami Sukehiro
Injury: Concussion
Cause of injury: Someone hit him with a Clover History book on the head.
Patient name: Nozel Silva
Injury: Pulled muscle
Cause of injury: Throwing something heavy (Believed to be a Clover History book).
Patient name: Mereoleona Vermillion
Injury: stomach pain
Cause of injury: laughing too hard
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Nacht : "So me and Y/N are dating."
Yami : "You couldn't find anything better?"
Nacht : "Did I asked your opinion? Shitty Captain!"
Yami : "Shut the fuck up, I was taking to her!"
#anime#nacht faust#yami sukehiro#black clover incorrect quotes#black clover#nacht faust x reader#black clover nacht
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Leopold Vermillion: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him?
Fuegoleon Vermillion: You did WHAT—
Mereoleona Vermillion: William Snakespeare.
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*Fue slander occuring*
Mereoleona: *is on fire and warpath immediately*
Leopold: Who insulted my aniue?
Salamander: *hisses dangerousely* I haven't chosen him for nothing, you stupid human.
Asta: How dare you insult captain Fuegoleon like that, he is an amazing guy! Once I'm Wizard King, I'll make you take those words back!
Yuno: What pathetic people.
Noelle: He is one who aknowledge me early one, he is a great captain! Besides, I'm royalty, and captain Fuegoleon is too, so vanish you insects.
Nozel: Mercury Creation Magic: Silver Star of Execution!
Yami: A fraud and a clown, huh? Sounds to me like yer all insulting yourself. How about a Dimension Slash?
Yosuga: Are daring to insult my future brother-in-law?
Mimosa: I am someone nice, but I won't tolerate this!
Kirsch: How dare you! Your words and souls are so ugly, while my cousin is beautiful!
Crimson Lion Kings: We won't let you insult our captain, he is the best!
William: I've done him ugly. I deserve those insults, not Fuegoleon.
Charlotte: You are all pathetic. He is a respectable man, unlike you.
Dorothy: *cheery* Do you want to come into my Glamour World? I have some nightmares ready for you.
Jack: How about I slice you all and then we see who are the real frauds are.
Rill: I'm usually someone kind, but I might forget this side of me for the next five minutes.
Kaiser: Are you insulting him for being human?
Magna: How dare you insult one of the manliest and best fire magic users who is respected by captain Yami?
Luck: Wanna fight? Wanna fight? Wanna fight!
Zora: He is one of the only good royals in this world and you call him a fraud? *throws an army of stinkbugs*
Julius: Now take a moment and think a bit how your favourite characters would think about your slander of someone they all love and respect.
Fuegoleon: *quirks a brow and sips his wine*
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Yami No-
Y/n:*Listing all the reasons why Yami should preserve Asta's innocent*
Yami: Imma Tell him how babies are made.
#black clover incorrect quotes#black clover yami#black clover#black clover x reader#black clover x y/n
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*A Conversation between Noelle and Asta after having three girls in a row*
Asta: Noelle, we’re not giving up until we have an even amount of boys and girls 😤!
Noelle: Seriously BakAsta 😐?
*They finally have a son*
Asta: Alright! One down, two go 😁!
Noelle: Seriously? *sigh* Please fate, if we have any more children, let them be boys so Asta will finally give up 😭!
*Fate ignores them; and instead they have two more daughters after their son*
Noelle: Asta, I think it’s time to finally give up…fate has deemed you to be a girl dad 😅
Asta: I…I think you’re right Noelle 😔 *for the first time in his life, he gives up*
#black clover#black clover incorrect quotes#astelle#asta x noelle#noelle x asta#black clover asta#noelle silva#i try to be funny#this spawned from a family tree i made combining all the silva next gens
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Nero : *sees Y/N and Nacht together*
Nero : "They're cute. I would put them on a boat."
Finral : "You mean... you ship them?"
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*Helena and Rosette meeting for the first time*
Helena: *in awe* Oh my, you look so shiny and full of light!
Rosette: *surprised at the compliment and in awe as well* You look like chocolate... with bits of strawberries!
Rosette and Helena: *immediately liking each other*
Solid: What... what just happened?
Nozel: It seems that my wife and your fiancée won't hate each other like some nobles thought.
Helena belongs to @kalolasfantasyworld 💕
#Black Clover#Black Clover Incorrect Quotes#Black Clover OC#Not my oc#My Black Clover OC ☘️#Helena Drazel#Rosette Vitrail#Solid Silva#Nozel Silva#Nozelena#Sosette#Nozel x Helena#Solid x Rosette#Kalolafantasyworlds 💘#Just a little something <3
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Incorrect quotes are fun.
Vanessa: Having trouble figuring out Asta’s favourite person is?
Yuno: It’s me!
Noelle: It’s me!
Leopold: Me!
Yami, who just came for the drama: It’s probably not me.
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Traumatic event
Fuegoleon: We call that a traumatic event
Fuegoleon turning to Mimosa: Not a 'bruh moment'
Fuegoleon turning to Leopold: Not a 'Major L'
Fuegoleon turning to Noelle: And definitely not a 'lmao'!
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Conversation
[during a mission]
Vanessa: Anyways, it says here that you need magic knights of intelligence on this sort of mission... quest... thing.
Luck: Well, that rules you out, Magna.
#black clover#vanessa enoteca#luck voltia#magna swing#black clover incorrect quotes#source: lord of the rings#vanessa#luck#magna#the black bulls
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William: Why is Nozel crying on the floor?
Fuegoleon: He took a "Which captain are you" test.
William: And who did he get?
Fuegoleon: Yami...
Nozel: [muffled screaming]
#black clover#nozel silva#fuegoleon vermillion#yami sukehiro#william vangance#black clover incorrect quotes
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Yami : "I was son of a fisher man who got lost in the Ocean one day."
*Asta after visiting the Land Of The Sun* : "So that was a fucking lie."
#anime#black clover#black clover incorrect quotes#black clover asta#black clover yami#black clover spoilers#incorrect quotes#yami sukehiro
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Vanessa Enoteca: It’s like all of you share one braincell sometimes!
Luck Voltia: *Can’t think of a good comeback because it’s not his turn to use the braincell*
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Nozel: *redoing his braid in a haste* Sorry I'm late. I was... doing things.
Vanessa: *combing her unkempt hair with her fingers* I'm late too, you know, things to do.
Asta: *totally innocent* Captain Nozel was late to, what a coincidence. Must be some exciting things to do.
Noelle: Why? Why are you like that?
#Black Clover#black clover incorrect quotes#Nozel Silva#Vanessa Enoteca#Asta Black Clover#Noelle Silva#Nozessa#Astelle#nozel x vanessa#asta x noelle
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