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eldritch-hall-asylum · 11 months
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Jeff: *talking to Ben*
Ben: *Not responding/listening*
Jack G: He's not got his ears in, love. Having a hearing break today.
[Jack taps in front of Ben]
Jack, signing: Resting your ears today, Bean?
Ben: uh-huh.
[He looks to his side, and sees Jeff]
Ben, signing: Sorry, Jeff. Didn't hear.
Jeff: ...oh.
[Jeff also begins signing (mostly finger spelling) so he can talk with Ben]
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Jaeson, literally covered in hickies and scratches: I'm so fucking tired...
Favio, smoking a cigarette: Well, maybe... you should rest after a show, instead of fucking?
Jaeson, pulling Favio on top of himself: never.
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Toby: *in his room during a really bad manic episode, rocking back and forth*
Toby: dreidle, dreidle, dreidle. I made you out of clay. Dreidle, dreidle, dreidle. With dreidle I shall play.
Toby: second verse, same as the first!
Toby: dreidle, dreidle, dreidle-!
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eldritch-hall-asylum · 10 months
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Nobody:
Jack G during college:
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Jack, when he and Zephyr got married: I'd like to also give a shout-out to my fellow nominees-
Jack: -who will now and forever be known as the guys who lost to fuckin' Adam Sandler.
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eldritch-hall-asylum · 10 months
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Jill, about Isaac: he is not the love of your life.
Jill, to Jack: he is literally just a guy.
Jill: hit him with your car!
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Sad!Ciero, researching dog breeds for his service dog: that dachshund is adorable! Its' legs are so short!
Bentley, sat on Ciero's lap: it's cute, even with stubby legs?
Bentley, looking directly at Ciero: does that mean I'm cute too?
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Ciero, age 11: Wuh-what's the matter?
Patrick, also 11: I think, I, I th-, I think I like you.
Ciero: Well I like you too, Patrick.
Patrick: You do?!
Ciero: Well yeah!
Patrick: You like like me?
Ciero: Sure, I like like you a lot lot. [laughs]
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eldritch-hall-asylum · 9 months
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(Rowan belongs to @sanriosratz)
Inspired by that one interview with Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac.
[During the press release for "Hell's Secrets"]
Rowan: Hi, I'm Rowan Brady.
Patrick: Hi, I'm Patrick Torres-Moran.
Both: and we're doing a [Insert company here] complete interview-!
[Patrick pulls Rowan's hoodie over his face]
Rowan: -iewwww-!
[The two laugh]
Rowan, reading: "Who does... Patrick Torres-Moran... look like?"
Patrick: I get Oscar Isaac... often.
Rowan: oh-! [Starts laughing] I remember who you look like!
Patrick: who's that?
Rowan: that muppet, I told you about.
Patrick, cracking up: What muppet?
Rowan: the-the-the Eagle. The grumpy Eagle.
Patrick, trying not to smile: malo...
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eldritch-hall-asylum · 11 months
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Octavian, educating Jack K during a protest: Here's the thing: I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing.
Octavian, trying to be child-friendly: Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation.
Octavian: It's just a promise of violence that's enacted  and police are basically an occupying army.
Octavian: You know what I'm saying?
[He clasps his hands]
Octavian, an ACAB icon: Y'wanna make some bacon?
[He pulls a lit molotov cocktail out of his bag]
Jack K, fourteen: That was on fire the whole time?!
Octavian: The whole time, kiddo!
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Cody: you've had coffee today, didn't you?
Toby during a manic episode: coconut cake, and coffee!
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eldritch-hall-asylum · 11 months
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Someone: *pushes Ciero into a locker at school*
Patrick, getting ready for his fifth detention that month: ¡¿Cómo te atreves a hablarle así?! Te destriparé como a un pez si vuelves a hacer esa mierda, ¿me oyes? tu garganta, cortada. Mierda. tú.
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Zephyr: my mom had four kids, and you can tell that she loves us all the same.
Zephyr: but after the first two, she kind of... stopped caring.
Zephyr: she'll always go on; she was blessed with me.
Zephyr: and she was gifted Octavian.
Zephyr: then she had Ciero.
Zephyr: and she'll always remember the day she was diagnosed with the other one (Favio).
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hope you’re doing alright! hope college is going well, too! :3
Jeff: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Liu, probably: No, I said "Jeff, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
Ahsusuehee this is funny
(And yes, college is indeed going well).
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Alright! So, a while ago, I had an Idea for the Windroes being involved in a documentary about Linore Windroe.
...this is the result of that idea, wherein they were interviewed about her.
Question 1: How Would You Describe Linore Windroe?
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Zephyr: quite sweet, really… she'd let us lie on her bed and sing to us in Greek.
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Octavian: Well, she was my grandma. You know, she loved us. She loved us all. She was a very loving person.
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Ciero: she gave me the wrappers for some hard candies once. That was confusing.
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Favio: I remember one time - she called me her "Elliot"… mom really couldn't handle that.
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Elspeth: my mother was… beyond words. She was an actress. She was a model, a pro-immigration and anti-segregation activist, a mother… She was so many things. It's hard to find just one that defines her.
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Question Two: Favourite Linore Windroe Film?
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Elspeth: Oh, definitely "A Crisp Leaf in Winter". The scene with the train? Gorgeous. She used to sing the songs from it as a lullaby for Mr and my brothers.
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Zephyr: I'd have to say… "London's Letter". The moment where her character realises what is in the envelope… Well, it changed me as a child.
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Octavian: I didn't really watch any of Grandma's movies… Like, there were some that I saw, but none that… oh, God. I'm gonna sound really cruel, but… there were none that really held a place in my heart.  
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Ciero: I remember seeing… She was Ophelia in a production of Hamlet once. It was recorded, and mom showed me it. It really spoke to me.
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Favio: Oh, anything grandma was in, she turned to gold. You can't really pick when it comes to her. But, "Seamstress's Delight" was my… revival, I shall say, in my darkest time.
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Question Three: Do You Have a Favourite Memory of Linore?
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Elspeth: Yes, actually… I was nineteen - Zephyr was only a baby at the time, and I was staying with my mom for some support. I went for a little nap when he was asleep, and when I woke up… right in the corner of my room, my mother was sitting, holding my baby… saying "sweet little Ezzy, my baby boy."
Elspeth: you never think about how much it affected her - my brother's deaths - but it did. To her dying day. 
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Zephyr: I had brought my son to see her for the first time - me and my husband had - and we sat him with her. She looked at him for a moment, and then… she sang. For the first time in nearly a decade, she sang.
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Octavian: Yeah, my daughter came with me to visit her once, and grandma just began to softly style her hair. Brushing it and combing it, as if it were able to fall out with a single touch. Olly loved showing her her comics, and she recognised Batman right away. 
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Ciero: I was about twelve, and we went to see her. I brought my dog with me - a beagle, Marty, my… first best friend - and he lay on her lap the entire time. And in that time, she was the most coherent I ever remember her being. 
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Favio: well, I was sixteen - I had been out for about… two years. And Mom took us to visit her. Well, of course, I expected the worst. You know, deadnaming, calling me mom's name, but instead, she just looked at me and asked who the handsome gentleman was. 
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Question Four: What Impact Did Her Death Have On You?
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Elspeth: I was… lost without her. She was my mom, you know?
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Zephyr: it was heartbreaking, truly. 
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Octavian: I think I entered my worst depressive episode in years…
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Ciero: I… it came at possibly the worst time for me. It just… added a lot of grief onto the pile. And… I broke down. 
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Favio: …I miss my grandmother, every single day.
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Question Five: Are There Any Last Words You Wish You Could Tell Her?
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Zephyr: Thank you, for… everything. 
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Octavian: I'm still hanging on, Grandma. For you and for the little girl you met.
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Ciero: I am finally alive again. Happy. I'm now myself.
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Favio: I made it, Grandma. I'm a designer now.
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Elspeth: I forgive you.
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eldritch-hall-asylum · 7 months
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I was on tiktok, and I scrolled upon this sound...
...naturally, my first thought was Patrick and Ciero.
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