Hunter: Can you tuck me in?
Luz: You just handed me a shovel?…
Hunter: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as possible.
Hunter: Dogs are better than cats-
Amity and Luz: [gasp]
Hunter: -after all they're descended from wolves. No offense to Ghost, but dogs are clearly the superior speci-
Luz: BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm
Hunter: Wha- that's not something you actually have installed-
Luz: Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the alarm you set off with you WRONG ASS OPINION!
Hunter: You just refuse to face the facts-
Amity: [cradling Ghost] It's okay. He's just in a deep, deep denial
Eda: When I told you I wanted a surprise party for King, I did not want…THIS.
Lilith, creating a throne out of skulls: It’s not what it looks like-
Darius: Hunter is stuck in the human realm! What if something happens to him?
Alador: My daughter is there too, but it'll be okay. They're with Luz. Your son will be safe.
Darius: Son? Hunter isn't my son.
Alador: He isn't?
Eberwolf: He isn't??
Raine, Eda and the rest of the Boiling Isles: He isn't???
Hunter and (Y/N) at Hexside
(Y/N): Hunter you need friends other than me.
Hunter: I have friends other than you.
You both glance at FlapJack
Hunter: The palismen counts.
(Y/N): The palismen does not count.
Luz: I turned out perfectly fine!
Hunter: Luz, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Luz: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Belos: Hunter what do you have there?
Hunter: A Friend!
Y/N: Please? For me?
Hunter: Don’t do that.
Y/N: Do what?
Hunter: You think everytime you say “Please? For me?” that I’ll do whatever you want, well, not this time.
Y/N: Please? For me?
Eda, in denial: Raine doesn't have a crush on me.
Lilith, taking off her glasses: Here.
Lilith, putting them on Eda: For you to see more clearly.
Luz: Gonna start asking random people "thug life with, or without the 't'"?
Luz: And depending on the answer I'm either going to punch them or give them a hug
Luz: [shrugs] To spice things up. Now, let's go see if Gus and Hunter want to be thugs or get hugs
Willow and Amity: Evil.
Hunter, sweating: Willow, there’s something I need to ask you-
Willow: Finally! You’re proposing!
Hunter: How’d you know?
Willow: Hunter, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Willow: I even picked it up once.
*In The Owl House*
Luz: I love you, my cookie cat!
Amity: I love you too, my pumpkie pie!
*Meanwhile, in Amphibia*
Anne: I'm going to kill you!
Sasha: NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST!