buddy dawn cannot raise himself from the grave.
buddy dawn is not a chosen one.
buddy dawn is a child.
buddy dawn was manipulated by organized religion through no fault of his own, most likely since he was born.
buddy dawn had his throat slit by people he probably considered good friends.
buddy dawn is kristen applebees in a different—worse—life.
buddy dawn is dead, and there’s a good fucking chance helio won’t answer his questions.
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thinking about how both kristen and buddy died so easily. how they were treated as disposable sacrifices by both their church and their god and their community. thinking about "helio wouldn't have let that happen" and thinking about kristen dying on the first day of school despite being the chosen one. thinking about how the religious conservatives are always the first to cry "think of the children!" and then being the ones to harm their children the most in the end.
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“average party kills 3 clerics a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average party kills 0 clerics per year. Spiderslily Georgiekettle and other rat fuckers, who live in cave & kill over 10,000 clerics each day, are outliers adn should not have been counted
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We must have collectively fallen into the mirror dimension because what do you mean EMILY is afraid of ruining MURPH’S dice?
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i understand y they wouldn’t remember but i was SCREETCHING denim at the screen lmao
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kristen having to watch a mirror of her friend kill a mirror of herself
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the thing is we NEED characters like oisin and ruben. They were kids at some point- maybe not normal kids, but kids nonetheless. if we didn't have oisin being gay wizard fodder charming and apologetic and ruben being vulnerable we'd be losing out on the tragedy of the rat grinders' story, because they were children, and now they're some of the most cold, calculated, cutthroat (sorry) antagonists of the series.
them being complicit in truly heinous acts doesn't taint their story, it makes it so so much more compelling
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zac is never going to roll another crit in his entire life. he used up everything in this fucking fight jesus christ i feel like i just witnessed a god play this game-
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and is the helio that wouldn't have let that happen in the room with us right now?
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I did pause the episode to solve the question cause I got curious
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