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konatagreen · 1 year
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Kenny: I give up. I am so tired.
Cartman: Get the emergency supply!
Kyle: *carries Stan and places him in front of Kenny*
Stan: *smiles*
Kenny: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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arguablysomaya · 1 year
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✨ Barbie batfam ✨
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vngful · 10 months
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harringroveera · 1 month
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Steve: Fist me
Billy: What did you just say?
Steve, holding out his fist for a fist bump: Fist me!
Billy: …
Billy: It’s a fist bump, Bambi. Don’t ever say that to anyone else again, alright?
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regeditt · 2 months
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*remus, mad at james*
remus: well at least i'm not into tw*nks-
*sirius walks in*
sirius: james is into what?
sirius: moony, i know you’re not talking *gestures to himself*
remus: …
remus: can’t you just side with me for once!!
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ahfrickenfrick · 12 days
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dick: *slightly aggravated because jason had not listened during their first team up, leading into the kid getting hurt and being in the local hospital in costume, add on the frustration that bruce isn’t there and he’s not sure how to word anything*
dick: come on, you know the first rule of our uh- club
jason: *still running on adrenaline and the fact he got to work with nightwing, but getting more and more delirious as various medications ease the pain, nodding seriously*
jason: don’t talk about fight club
dick: i physically do not know how much more i can take
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forsworned · 4 days
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Ghost: Alright, so today I wanted to do something with you-- Soap: --I like when you think of things to do with me. It makes me feel honored, loved, and apart of your life. Ghost: Shut up. Soap: Thank you. Ghost: Ghost, continues what he was talking about: Back to what I was saying…
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taintedcigs · 11 months
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tweets i think eddie would tweet if he had lived enough to witness twitter (rip🫶🏻)
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thatoneguy56fanfic · 5 months
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Korra: “I say ‘suck my dick’ a lot for a person who doesn’t have one.”
Bolin: “That’s the big strap energy talking.”
Mako: *facepalms*
Wei: *chokes on his tea*
Asami: *bursts into laughter*
Kuvira: *laughs* “You’re not wrong though.”
Iroh: *frowns* “I don’t get it.”
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konatagreen · 1 year
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Cartman: I love you.
Stan: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Stan and Cartman kiss passionately*
Kenny, to Kyle: You owe me 20 dollars.
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twistedappletree · 5 months
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lan qiren: what’s the most effective way of subduing a fierce corpse?
jin ling: please, i was killing fierce corpses with my eyes closed before i could wal—
lan qiren: boastful and naive. Zizhen?
ouyang zizhen: …with the power of friendship?
lan qiren: useless.
lan jingyi: wh—
lan qiren: wrong.
lan jingyi: but i didn’t even—
lan qiren: moving on.
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vngful · 3 months
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harringroveera · 21 days
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I think we know who the hater is
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l3viat8an · 10 months
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Levi:*Trying to fix Simeon’s D.D.D.* How do you accidentally drops your D.D.D. into soup???!!?
Simeon: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.
Levi: Wha!?!?
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ahfrickenfrick · 2 months
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stuff my littlest sibling has said as damian wayne quotes cause they also talk like they walked out of an 18th century book, or it’s the most unhinged thing you’ve ever heard
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Dick: you are either a sussy baka or a bussy saka
Damian: choose one.
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Damian: *sees Red Robin getting practically mauled on patrol and jumps in* hi boomer, you need some help?
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Dick: heckin’ heck, isn’t that right, Damian?
Damian: no it is fucking fuck.
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Damian: *covering Alfred the cats ears* do not say cursed words around her virgin ears
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Damian: Tim ACTUALLY did something
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Damian: *to Jason, sarcasticly* for a twenty year old you are doing real fine
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Damian: your tomfoolery will not work on me
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Damian: *watching tim and jason* it is like watching two different species interact
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gwenheda · 1 month
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Katara: I’m pregnant.
Zuko: 🙂😐😶
Katara: Zuko. Zuko?
Zuko: 😶
Katara: Okay. Whenever you’re ready. *flips open a magazine* You’re the father, by the way.
Zuko: 😬😳
Katara: Do you want some water?
Zuko: *clears throat* I’m okay… I’m just not understanding… We used a condom!
Katara: I know… but condoms only work 97% of the time—
Zuko: Wha… what? What!? WELL THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX!
Zuko: *retrieves box and scans it*
Katara: Forget the condoms—
Zuko: We might as well have!
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