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Korra: I need motivation to not kill Republic City’s President
Asami: we can’t fuck if you’re in prison
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Aang: “Avatar Kyoshi’s, I seek your advice-”
Kyoshi: (spirit manifests) “End that motherfuckers life!”
(We cut to see it’s an adult Aang with a teenaged Kya standing beside him. Both look taken aback, and bewildered.)
Aang: “Actually, I was hoping to speak to you on my daughters behalf…”
(Jump cuts to Kyoshi, projecting herself through Aang whilst sitting at a table, across from Kyla. Kyoshi is listening expectantly to Kya.)
Kya: (sheepishly rubbing the back of her neck, a blush on her face) “Okay, so there’s this girl at the Academy…”
Kyoshi: (nodding) Yes, yes, Go on…”
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Korra: “I say ‘suck my dick’ a lot for a person who doesn’t have one.”
Bolin: “That’s the big strap energy talking.”
Mako: *facepalms*
Wei: *chokes on his tea*
Asami: *bursts into laughter*
Kuvira: *laughs* “You’re not wrong though.”
Iroh: *frowns* “I don’t get it.”
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Hilda: You are cute. Be mine.
Jaune: Like a boyfriend or a slave?
Hilda: Yes *Collared Up Jaune* Be a good boy and follow me~
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*Mako arresting Wu for breaking into the Zoo again*
Mako: You have the right to remain silent.
Wu: I choose to waive that right!
Wu: *starts to sing loudly*
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Asami, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Mako: Gray.
Bolin: Grey.
Asami, turning to Korra: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Korra: Dark white.
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Azula: *looking expectantly*
Iroh II: ...Do I have to?
Azula: Yes
Iroh II: *sighs and covers one eye with his hand* I must capture the Avatar to restore my honour
Azula, wiping away a tear: It never gets old
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Korra: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Bolin: Because your toast would get soggy!
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Bolin: You smell like shit. Is that blood on your neck?
Varrick: Ah, yes. I was beaten earlier, I passed out twice, and Zhu Li flogged me in the driveway. The blood could be from any of those, but that is of no consequence.
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Bolin: The existence of watermelon means they’re are Earthmelons,Firemelons and Airmelons. These are the Elemelons.
Korra:…What the fu-
Meelo: That can only mean theres an Master of the Elemelons otherwise known as…
Korra: Dont you fucking-
Meelo: The Avamelon.
Korra:…
*later*
Jin: Korra have you se- Oh My Sprits!!
*Korra is calmly reading in a destroyed room with a giant hole in the wall*
Korra: No i have not seen Meelo or Bolin.
Jin who was coming to ask if shes seen Ikki and now slowly backing away: Ooookay.
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Asami: you fainted, do you remember anything?
Korra: only the ambulance ride
Asami: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, I drove you
Korra: but I hired sirens?
Mako: that was Bolin
Bolin: sorry I got nervous
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Bolin: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Mako: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Bolin: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!
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Kuvira: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Korra: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Kuvira: You’re right, maybe I should.
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A goat: *screams*
Bumi: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Tenzin: Should we do something!?
Kya: No, I want to see who wins this.
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Bolin: You know me, Korra, I don't take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
Korra: What?
Bolin: I say, "Please don't hate me, I'm really nice."
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Korra: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Asami: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Korra: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Asami: Is it working?
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