zuko: i'm so ugly
sokka: okay square up hoe
zuko: what??
sokka: NO ONE says my boyfriend's ugly. not even my boyfriend. [cracks knuckles]
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Aonung: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Kiri...
Spider: As you should be.
Aonung: No, for real, she's kind of-
Spider: As. You. Should. Be.
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he is trying his best
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⚡️azula writes smut but gets flustered everytime a girl flirts with her⚡️
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Iroh: Zuko, where'd you get that bruise?
Zuko: *flashback to falling off a rooftop while talking with Sokka*
Zuko: i'm in a gang, uncle
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Katara: Based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.
Sokka: The Scots were right all along
Zuko: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies
Mai: The Scots were right all along.
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Zuko: I’m asking for permission to date your brother
Katara: what is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel.
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Y/n: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Neteyam, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Y/n: BLOCKED.
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zuko: guess what i’m about to get
katara: on my fucking nerves
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Ty lee: I think I'm in love with azula
Ty lee: Any thoughts?-
Mai: and prayers.
Mai: You're going to need them
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zuko, about sokka: he makes me laugh, like he genuinely makes me laugh
2 seconds later:
zuko: OH GOD, OH GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME [screaming into his pillow]
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Ozai: Zuko how do we deal with the rebels? You were in the Earth Kingdom! You know what’s up!
Zuko: Uh… I dunno… uhhh… they have a lot of hope…
Azula: So burn the rebels’ lands and there goes their hope! Easy surrender!
Ozai: THAT’S IT! I got it! Let’s BURN THE WHOLE WORLD DOWN! Lmao lmao lmao
Zuko: What?
Azula: … s-sure! Yeah. That’s… a plan…
Ozai: snorts cocaine off his arm BRING ME MY PHOENIX DRESS!
Fandom: I can’t believe Azula’s done this.
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Spider: You know I'm older than you, right?
Quaritch: I don't want to think about it.
Spider: Respect your elders.
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Sokka, to Zuko: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Toph, smirking: Yeah, now that you mentioned it, I noticed that too
Zuko: ...
Zuko: I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Aang: *Loudly sips tea from a bowl*
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[Toph and Sokka sitting in jail together]
Toph: So who should we call?
Sokka: I’d call Katara, but I feel safer in jail
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