Korra: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Asami: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Asami: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
75 notes
·
View notes
Korra: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Asami: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Korra: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Asami: Is it working?
234 notes
·
View notes
Korra: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Bolin: Because your toast would get soggy!
43 notes
·
View notes
Suyin, committing crimes in her youth:
Lin: fatherless behavior
226 notes
·
View notes
Toph: "Life's short . Like Lin"
77 notes
·
View notes
"Dibs."
"Asami, you can't just call 'dibs'!"
"I said what I said, Mako."
16 notes
·
View notes
A goat: *screams*
Bumi: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Tenzin: Should we do something!?
Kya: No, I want to see who wins this.
72 notes
·
View notes
avatar world nepotism was such a slay cuz why the fuck was tenzin korra’s spirit guide
7 notes
·
View notes
Korra: I need motivation to not kill Republic City’s President
Asami: we can’t fuck if you’re in prison
684 notes
·
View notes
Korra: When I was young and straight, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rock star. I’m not proud of it.
Asami: You’re kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
176 notes
·
View notes
Lin: That's ridiculous, Kya doesn't have a crush on me.
Bumi: Yes she does.
Korra: Yes she does.
Kya: Yes I do.
215 notes
·
View notes
Asami: Korra, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Korra, naked in asami's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Asami, already taking off her clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
122 notes
·
View notes
Mako: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?
Korra: *sighs*
Korra: I killed a man.
32 notes
·
View notes
Asami: i just really like buff woman
Korra: fuck i gotta start working out
opal: korra you are already buff
korra: oh yeah!
Kuvira: you sure you want that one?
Asami: yep
552 notes
·
View notes
Katara :" Come on, Toph. Repeat after me."
Katara: " See"
Toph: "See"
Katara: "A"
Toph:"A"
Katara : "Therapist"
Toph:"Therapist"
Katara: "See a therapist "
Toph: "Abandon my family"
77 notes
·
View notes