sokka: i don't know how to tell you this, but… i love you.
zuko: that's great, sokka. especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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Zuko: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Sokka: Even better!
Zuko: What the f-ck did you-
Sokka: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Aang: Why don’t we all tell something about ourselves?
Zuko: Sometimes when I’m playing the Sims, I give myself a happy family.
Everyone:
Sokka: Jesus Christ
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Fire Hazard Siblings: Zuko & Azula + Tumblr Posts • 2/??
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Zuko: Aang, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.
Aang: *sigh* Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.
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The Holy Trinity of the Caribbean.
incorrect quotes.
Mai and Ty Lee, dressed as men: Captain Az!
Azula: Will you join my crew? welcome to the board!
Mai: I came to look for the woman I love.
Azula stops with a disgusted face, she didn't like boys.
Azula, while gesturing to her subordinate to leave:: You really flatter me, but my only love is the ocean.
Ty Lee: Azula!
Azula, turns around quickly: Girls! hide the rum.
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[ If Sokka had stayed sexist the entire series. ]
Sokka: Tara, here’s the thing. It’s my home and I have to establish my dominance as a man.
Toph: Don’t ever say that to any woman ever.
Sokka:…Too late.
Katara & Toph: What the hell is the matter with you?!? Suki’s amazing!!
Sokka: You know what?! I don’t have to sit here and take this from you ladies! I’m going to Zuko’s! The man cave! Where guys can be guys!
[ At Zuko’s. ]
Zuko: Assert you dominance?
Aang: What is wrong with you?
Zuko: It’s like you have no respect for women!
Aang: You have a sister!!
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Sokka: Gaang, there's something we need to tell you. Zuko and I are dating.
Katara: We've known for the last few years.
Aaang: You two are inseparable.
Zuko: Years? We've only been dating for a few weeks!
Toph: then what the hell were you doing before that?!
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aang: zuko won’t trace it back to us
sokka: are you being serious right now? zuko traces everything back to us. he traces things we haven’t even done back to us
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Toph: Welcome to the Toph Beifong School of Half Lies and Partial Truths, we’re so glad you’re here!
Zuko: *Whispers* I’m not sure how much I should be insulted by that.
Sokka: Well, the name would indicate at least halfway.
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sokka, admiring a sleeping zuko: you’re so cute.
zuko, sleepily: i could beat your ass.
sokka: oh, i know. [sighs dreamily]
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Sokka: How did you manage to never get a diagnosis?
Katara: Well, being between Toph and Zuko you tend to look comparatively normal and well adjusted.
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Toph: What are your adjectives?
Zuko: Uhm, you mean my pronouns?
Toph: No, I know what your pronouns are. What are your adjectives?
Zuko: I...don't know. What are yours?
Toph: Noisy and chaotic.
Zuko: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
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*Zuko getting crowned as firelord*
Ba Sing Se citizens: THAT’s LEE FROM THE TEA SHOP!!!
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katara: i think it's nice that zuko feels comfortable enough to sleep with us around.
aang: he looks so peaceful.
sokka, pulling out a sharpie: and vulnerable.
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