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erzasimpbitch · 2 days
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she lesbian on my visibility til i week
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erzasimpbitch · 2 days
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lahar : *Holding up a picture of Wendy* WHO IS SHE?! IS SHE TWELVE?!
Mest: No! She's a thousand years ol-
Lahar: *Cocks shotgun*
Mest: NO! NOOOOOOOOOO-!
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erzasimpbitch · 6 days
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Natsu: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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erzasimpbitch · 6 days
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Natsu: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this
Lucy: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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erzasimpbitch · 6 days
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Gajevy kid: This ones shaped like a heart! That's how I feel about you!
Levy: *screaming and crying*
Gajevy kid: This one's shaped like Michigan! That's how I feel about you!
Gajeel: whaT DOES THAT MEAN?!
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erzasimpbitch · 9 days
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Cana: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour
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erzasimpbitch · 10 days
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Not all heroes wear capes
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erzasimpbitch · 10 days
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Juvia: This date is boring!
Gray: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Juvia: Then why did you invite me?
Gray: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me"
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erzasimpbitch · 12 days
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Minerva: How many times have I told you NOT to list me as your emergency contact, Sting!?
Sting: *stuck on a roof* YOU'RE NOT! It's Yukino... who is also stuck up here.
Yukino: *excitedly waves*
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erzasimpbitch · 15 days
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Gajeel: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Levy: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Gajeel: Fuck you.
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erzasimpbitch · 17 days
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this is amazing
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you give me gajeel acting like marilyn monroe?? and levy being a stupid history buff?? and expect me to not do anything about it?? who do u expect me to be..
(another thing inspired by @erzasimpbitch’s really very really good gajevy quotes..)
@aktenati i did it… lol…
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erzasimpbitch · 18 days
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Gajeel: You're very short.
Levy: Excuse me?
Gajeel: I don't mean it in a negative way...Maybe I do. I find little people to be untrustworthy.
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erzasimpbitch · 18 days
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happy birthday to my wife!! I LOVE her SO much!!!!!
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erzasimpbitch · 18 days
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I think Lucy should've gotten a makeover during the time the guild disbanded. natsu and happy should've returned to find her with a bright neon pink pixie cut, bold black lips and full goth fit (which she, of course, would be absolutely slaying)
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erzasimpbitch · 25 days
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Minerva: why do people believe i’m incapable of doing anything nice ever?
sting: experience
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erzasimpbitch · 30 days
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Mirajane: Do you ever lay awake at night at suddenly realize those aren’t best friend feeling and you are in fact a lesbian?
Cana: Are you just now finding this out..
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erzasimpbitch · 1 month
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Cana:Mira is playing hard to get
Cana: little does she know, i’m a master at playing hard to get rid of
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