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Chatting With Vergil pt 4
Vergil: Y/N where have you been? It's been weeks, months since we have seen you!
Y/N: *standing inside the DMC* *soaked in water, seaweed, has a pirate's hat* You have been missing from Nero's life for the last twenty years...how dare you question me?
Vergil: Touche.
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V: finger guns with both hands, winks and clicks his tongue
"Without a.... Shadow of a doubt."
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Vergil: I brushed my teeth with toothpaste that's making everything taste far too effervescent.
Dante: I'm constantly looking up words you say to find out what they mean.
Vergil, sighing: Dante, 'teeth' are the sharp things in your mouth..
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Someone: ahaha! Dumb kids in trouble!
Dante: Dumb kids?
Patty, Nico and Nero: *in trouble*
Dante: wait
Dante: THOSE ARE MY DUMB KIDS
[inspired by Eda and two stranger's dialogue from The Owl House]
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Nico: He’s a 10 but he has a kid.
Nero: Damn, huh…
Nico: Specifically, a son.
Nero: Are you talking about my dad?
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Dante: How do you know it wasn't Vergil?
Lady: It's Vergil. He's a classy bitch.
Vergil: Someone in this family has to be.
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Vergil: leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
Dante: what are you bidding on?
Vergil: I am bidding on a table.
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Late at Night w/ Dante.
Y/N: Dante you don't have to do this.
Dante: It's for the greater good Y/N.
Vergil: *Sleeping peacefully*
Dante: *draws a mustache on Vergil's face*
Y/N: *sighs* He's gonna kill you later.
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V: What if I break your trust someday?
Nero: Trusting you is my decision. Proving me wrong is your choice.
V: [is visibly impressed] Wow, Nero. That was really insightful of you.
Nico: He got that from Spongebob.
V: Nevermind.
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V: My apologies for being late. I had things to do.
Me: Hi, I'm things.
V:
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