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mischievous-thunder · 2 years
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.
Y/N: I’ll call him.
Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—
Bucky: Hey, doll.
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romanoffshouse · 1 month
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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*
Y/N: Do you like me?
Natasha: I MARRIED YOU
Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?
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Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy
Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know
Y/N: *lovingly* I know
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lives-in-midgard · 2 months
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Y/N: Can you do the thing?
Bucky [grumpy]: What thing?
Y/N: You know, the thing that makes me so happy.
Bucky: Oh. [starts to smile]
Y/N: Thank you honey.
Bucky: You're welcome doll. [pulls y/n into a hug]
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 months
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Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*
Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!
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literaryavenger · 23 days
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Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??
Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.
Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"
Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!
Steve:
Y/N:
Steve:
Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.
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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 months
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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’
Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process
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ir0npvrker · 1 month
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morgan: *finds a stray cat*
morgan: can we keep it?
pepper: your dad is allergic
morgan:
morgan: dad can stay outside
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 days
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Y/N tries hugging Natasha from behind…
Natasha throws them over her shoulder…
Natasha: what the-?! Malyshka?!
Y/N: I just wanted to give you a hug
Natasha: I thought you were trying to take me out
Y/N: the only taking out I want to do is take you out on a date.
Natasha blushes…
Y/N: but I think now you need to take me to the med bay
Natasha: oh…right
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mischievous-thunder · 2 years
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gfmaximoff · 7 months
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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.
Kate: What is it?
Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.
Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.
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Bucky: Can I be frank with you?
Y/N: Sure, but I don’t think changing your name is going to help.
Sam: Can I still be Sam?
Y/N: Hush, Sam. Let Frank speak.
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romanoffshouse · 1 month
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Wanda: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.
Y/N: myself
Wanda:
Natasha:
Natasha: detka, are you okay?
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Bucky: *shyly* are you uncomfortable?
Y/N: *also shyly* I’m not uncomfortable, are you?
Bucky: *blushing* no
Sam:
Sam: I’m uncomfortable
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