nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”
I eat that shit up every. single. time.
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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
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if everyone’s straight in canon everyone can be gay in fanon
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soulmate au where your soulmate's thoughts appear on your skin except your soulmate has adhd and your body becomes a living canvas of nonsensical, never-ending, constantly entertaining trails of thought
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For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards
Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you
The Length of:
ATYD: 526,969 words
Choices: 624,187 words
Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words
The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words
ALSO
50,000 words is about 200 pages
WHICH MEANS
The shortest of those works is
2000 FUCKING PAGES
We all need mental help
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me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*
fic: *doesn’t exist*
me:
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Harry going to Remus and James for advice when he realizes he has a crush on Draco because they’re the only two people he knows that have successfully survived being with a member of the Black house but they both just give him a look like: “survived?? Buddy we are dying every day and thanking them for the opportunity.”
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“but these characters have canon personalities, you can’t just make up your own thing”
maybe YOU can’t, but i can. it sounds like a skill issue to me.
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Do you ever have that moment of horror when you realise you’ve fallen down the rabbit hole of a ship and you’re like “oh fuck I know exactly what I will be doing at 3am for the next three months (or years)” or are you normal?
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you're out doing normal young adult activities like having drinks or socializing and i am in my room reading about the same fictional couple fall in love in every universe. we are NOT the same
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