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mischievous-thunder · 3 days

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Person B, excitedly to Person A: I hope you have the most amazing and wonderful day today.

Person B, to everyone else in a dry monotone: I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.

#imagine your otp

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mischievous-thunder · 4 days

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Person B, excitedly to Person A: I hope you have the most amazing and wonderful day today.

Person B, to everyone else in a dry monotone: I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.

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mischievous-thunder · 22 days

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mischievous-thunder · 1 month

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Person A: What do you think is the safest way to survive a horror movie?

Person B: Be the cameraman.

Person A: Even they aren't 100% safe these days.

Person B: True. But even if you don't learn from other people's mistakes, you'd at least be the last one to go.

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mischievous-thunder · 1 month

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Person A: Let's talk about our kinks. What's your favourite one?

Person B: Being able to get 8 hours' undisturbed sleep every night.

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mischievous-thunder · 2 months

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Person A: Love changes one in the weirdest ways.

Person C: What do you mean?

Person A: I used to be the darkest-bitterest-flavour-loving person. But yesterday I found myself ordering a butterscotch icecream which is Person B's favourite.

Person A, dreamily: And I loved it.

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mischievous-thunder · 2 months

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Person B: I feel like you've done something you shouldn't have.

Person A, having finished Person B's box of chocolates: Uh... No?

Person B: There's a distinct smell of fear in the air and we both know what it means.

Person A: Fine! I get a head start of 5 seconds like last time, right?

Person B, already rolling up their sleeves: This time you get only 3.

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mischievous-thunder · 2 months

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Person A, completely smitten: In my eyes, you're the most perfect being.

Person B: I'm not as perfect as you think I am.

Person B: I still think 2016 was 4 years ago.

#imagine your otp #fanfiction ao3 #otp prompts #writing promt #ineffable husbands #hannigram #destiel #lokius #symbrock #geraskier #wolfstar and drarry #thorki #sambucky #blackbonnet ofmd #radskier #stony and spideypool #johnlock #deadpool x wolverine #marvel mcu avengers memes

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mischievous-thunder · 2 months

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Person A, after finishing their morning workout: You need to join me tomorrow. You've become way too lazy and complacent these days.

Person B: Hey, I did a sit up this morning!

Person A: You mean you sat up to get out of the bed, right?

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mischievous-thunder · 2 months

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Mobius: Well, I'm glad this is almost over.

Loki, gasping dramatically: We're at a funeral, Mobius!

Mobius: Yeah, yours.

Loki: So what if I wanted to see how my people mourn me?

Mobius: And you chose to visit another reality for that?? How could you? You knew that we're short staffed today!

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mischievous-thunder · 3 months

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Person A: I'm so sorry... I was just trying to flirt with you.

Person B: You roasted me. For half an hour straight.

Person A: As I said, I was just trying to flirt.

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mischievous-thunder · 3 months

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Person B: The "new year, new me" agenda is going pretty well.

Person A: Have you made any progress?

Person B: Of course I have! Just 4 weeks in and I'm already a lot worse than how I was last year.

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mischievous-thunder · 3 months

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mischievous-thunder · 3 months

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Person B, to Person A: Don't you think the foolproof trick I discovered last week to keep my manicured nails perfect for a long time is really working?

Person A, who's been forced to do the household chores since last week: Now I'm going to get a manicure today and there's nothing you can do about it.

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mischievous-thunder · 3 months

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Person A: There's either me staying up till 3 a.m. without a trace of sleep scrolling through the most bizarre videos OR me struggling to stay awake till 3 a.m. as I continue to scroll through the weirdest videos that keep coming up.

Person B: Why do you even struggle to stay awake when you can just sleep?

Person A: I can't. There's an invisible pull that I can't ignore.

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mischievous-thunder · 4 months

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*Alternative responses to "I love you" by different individuals*

Person A: *At first laughs nervously and then hysterically*

Person B: I wholeheartedly pity your terrible decision.

Person C: *Freaks out and runs away*

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mischievous-thunder · 4 months

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Person B about Person A to their friend: I dramatically asked my partner to leave me alone after our argument this morning. Then they did exactly that.

The friend: And what exactly were you expecting from that idiot?

Person B: A grovelling speech of apology, obviously.

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