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mischievous-thunder · 15 minutes ago
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Jaskier, extremely mad at Geralt: Give me one reason why I shouldn't kick Geralt out of our home right this second.
Ciri: He's finally learnt not to leave the volume on odd numbers, Jask.
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mischievous-thunder · an hour ago
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Hannibal, licking lips in anticipation: I'm a bit nervous. I've never baked a cake before. Where do I start?
Will, the instructor: At first stop licking my lips, sir.
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mischievous-thunder · a day ago
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Their little diva Jaskier is precious ❤️
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mischievous-thunder · a day ago
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A random person: What do you think is your toxic trait?
Person A: That'd be believing that I can win any altercation with Person B whereas I've repeatedly proven that I, in fact, cannot.
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mischievous-thunder · 2 days ago
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Their little diva Jaskier is precious ❤️
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mischievous-thunder · 2 days ago
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A random person: What do you think is your toxic trait?
Person A: That'd be believing that I can win any altercation with Person B whereas I've repeatedly proven that I, in fact, cannot.
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mischievous-thunder · 4 days ago
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Ciri: Why do we have to pay to see other people?
Geralt: Do you mean movies?
Jaskier: Concerts?
Yennefer: Prostitution?
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Ciri: I was talking about glasses.
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mischievous-thunder · 4 days ago
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mischievous-thunder · 7 days ago
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mischievous-thunder · 7 days ago
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Yennefer, to Geralt: You need to compliment Jaskier more often.
Yennefer: I never stop showering him with all sorts of compliments.
Jaskier, staring at Geralt: That's right. She never fails to tell me how amazingly soft my hair looks or how pretty I'd look with a collar and a leash on.
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mischievous-thunder · 9 days ago
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Person A to B: I wake up late only when I've had a night shift.
Person A: You wake up late so that you can get away with not doing your share of household chores.
Person A: We're not the same.
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mischievous-thunder · 9 days ago
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mischievous-thunder · 10 days ago
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Geralt: Do you really think that I'm grumpy all the time?
Yennefer: You have to ask?!
Jaskier: To be honest, I personally know 5 grumpy people and you're 4 of them, husband.
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mischievous-thunder · 10 days ago
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mischievous-thunder · 10 days ago
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Accidentally prompted Christ Evans instead of Chris Evans to an AI art generator. Enjoy
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mischievous-thunder · 10 days ago
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Geralt and Jaskier: *Having yet another heated argument about whose turn it is to do the laundry*
Yennefer: I hate watching men fight. Thank god Geralt and Jaskier fighting is just gay porn.
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mischievous-thunder · 12 days ago
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Person B: Before getting into something, I always ask myself if I can mansplain, manipulate and manwhore my way out of this.
Person B: If the answer is no, I leave it at that and allow myself to forget about the next option, manslaughter. Mostly.
Person A, narrowing their eyes: What's mostly supposed to mean?
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