Eddie Brock is a dense mofo cuz he could just open an OnlyFans for both himself AND Venom and never worry about money again. The least realistic thing about Marvel isn’t the alien that leaks thru human skin to form semi-bulletproof flesh armor, it’s the fact that a guy as RIPPED as Eddie Brock can’t work it enough to own a decent apartment and someone like Venom doesn’t send every monsterfucker in New York/San Fransisco buckwild.
“He has to much self-respect to-” No he doesn’t. He never has and never will.
absolutely losing it over the fact that eddie learns about this insane avengers thing and the blip and superheroes and aliens other than his Other and he and venom immediately decide to get shitfaced and then go skinny dipping together