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Wanda: It’s Valentine’s Day evening baby what are we doing? I’m so excited!
Y/n:….already?
Venom: Did you not plan anything
Y/n: Don’t be ridiculous! Of course I did, Wanda go and put on something sexy then put a dress over the top we’re going to a fancy restaurant!
Wanda: Perfect! I can’t wait baby! *Goes to get ready*
Y/n goes to find Tony
Y/n: Tony!
Tony: Hey little slime what’s going on?
Y/n:….Never call me little slime again that’s very weird, anyway! I need a restaurant reservation tonight in about 2 hours
Tony: You forgot Valentine’s Day? Come on Y/n you should know better, I’m not giving you the reservation
Y/n: What? Why?!
Tony: You need to learn, I’m sure Wanda will be fine with some cheap noodles and some Ben and Jerry’s ice cream
You get a picture from Wanda on your phone
Venom taking over you standing tall over Tony: Listen here you puny little billionaire man you are giving us that reservation or else I will painting a happy Valentine’s Day pepper message on the wall in your blood
Tony slightly scared: Did Wanda send you a picture of something?
Venom: It is none of your concern tiny man but we shall say it’s something we plan on ripping off of her later so give us that reservation!
Tony: Sure okay you have a reservation at 8 sharp so don’t be late
Venom nodding and retreating back into you
Y/n: Thanks Tony you’re the best!
Tony: Yeah yeah whatever
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Eddie: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Venom: Yes! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.
Eddie: ...
Anne: ...
Mrs. Chen: ...
Dan: ...No need for that. I know where you can get some bones.
Venom: Yay!
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Venom: I hate being touched. The last time I touched another human was when I was 14. It was during hand-to-hand combat.
Peter: Eddie is literally hugging you right now.
Venom: This means nothing
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Venom: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Eddie: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Venom: What do you mean I'm not a human being?
Venom, proudly: I can identify and select all the images with traffic lights with great accuracy.
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venom: you know what rhymes with your last name and I'd love to put in your mouth right now?
eddie:
venom:
eddie: don't say it. don-
venom: cock. it's cock
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In the lobster tank scene
Ann: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Eddie: Dorito’s cool ranch.
Ann:
Ann: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Eddie: I love that song.
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Peter: I'm gonna put a leash on you if you keep running away.
Venompool: TRY IT.
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Let There Be Kermit
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Toxin: Grandpa!
Eddie: Grandpa?
Venom: Grandson!
Patrick: You have got to be kidding me.
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Normie: hey I’m going to the store, you want anything?
Venom: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Dylan, deadpanning: a bagel
Venom: NOOOOO
Dylan: two bagels
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Venom: Go fish!
Y/n: We’re playing scrabble
Venom: I want lobster
Y/n: Do you have lobster money?
Venom: money is what people use to pay for things correct?
Y/n: Yes
Venom: What if we were to steal a lobster from the restaurant?
Y/n: Then we would be arrested
Venom: Tony would help us!
Y/n: Tony would take us to prison himself
Venom throwing the scrabble board: I’m bored!
Y/n: We’re in solitude because you can’t control your anger!
Venom: the anger I feel comes from your feelings and you are behaving very hostile at the moment!
Y/n: Because of you!
Wanda and Nat watching from outside
Nat: How are you gonna plead their case Wands?
Wanda: They do make it very difficult, maybe the guy won’t press charges?
Nat: His wife is missing her head
Wanda: She was being aggressive towards them!
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Carnage: Dad... easy. I mean you no harm. I just need some advice.
Eddie: ...With what?
Carnage: How did you know you were in love with Venom? Like, when did you guys figure that out?
Eddie: ...
Eddie: ...I'm in love with Venom?
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Venom: In this world it’s milk or be milked.
Eddie: It’s really not.
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