Duke: Isn’t a bit dangerous?
Stephanie: Duke, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Duke:
Stephanie: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Duke:
Stephanie: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2616
(Dialogue from The Amazing World of Gumball.)
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Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”
Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”
Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 132
Tim: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.
Lois: You know what's really loud, Lex? Insecurity. Confidence is silent. Just like your empty mansion.
Selina: Remember, punishable by fine means legal for a price. Until we meet again.
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Alastor: what is this??
Charlie: that is the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away.
Alastor: make it stop!
Charlie: surrender to your kindness, Al. It’s nice to be nice.
Alastor: your guilt is strong, my dear.. but it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
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Maverick(after something goes wrong): - No! No! What are we gonna do?!
Rooster: Face the consequences of our actions and tell Ice?
Maverick: Don't be silly. I've got a much better idea...
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Vox: He doesn’t want to be my nemesis anymore! :(
Velvette: Well, I’m sure he still hates you. He’s just not…in hate with you.
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Dogday: It's a small modification for your safety, you're too young to understand.
Bubba: Excuse me but who helps you with your homework everyday?
Dogday: You of course.
Bubba: and who is the oldest of all of us?
Dogday: you.
Bubba: So, I should be the leader.
Dogday: but who did playtime co make the leader~?
Bubba: ...you.
Dogday: So who has to do what I say~?
Bubba: *Siiiiiggghhhh* Me.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2529
(Dialogue from The Amazing World of Gumball.)
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Marshall: So how’s the food?
Customer: It's great! Compliments to the chef.
Marshall *back in the kitchen*: Hey Gary!
Gary: What?
Marshall: You're adorable.
Gary: *blushes*
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