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#kpop incorrect quotes
hwangism143 · 3 days
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*Seungmin lying face down on the floor*
Jeongin, smiling mischievously: Hyung, are you ok? Or are you..
Seungmin: No.
Seungmin: Don't say it.
Jeongin: Are you having a...
Jeongin: A mid-life crisis because you're half fifty?
Seungmin: Die.
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qtenthusiasm · 2 days
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mark, going over donghyuck's resume: okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
donghyuck: yes.
mark: okay.. may i know what you create?
donghyuck: problems.
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hyunlix-lover4 · 23 hours
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Minho: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Seungmin: What changed your mind? Minho: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?
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str4ykin9s · 1 day
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Minho: When I die donate my whole body to science Minho: Except for my middle finger, give it to Hyunjin
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felixpigtails · 2 days
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hyunjin: I’m quick at math
chan: ok
chan: what’s 38 times 76
hyunjin: 24
chan: that wasn’t even close
hyunjin: but it was quick
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atzftv · 18 hours
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san: what do you think, wooyoung? wooyoung: i think... wooyoung: if it was a little colder in here, i could see your nipples through that sweater.
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incorrect-straykz · 5 months
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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incorrect-staytiny · 8 months
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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]
Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?
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spiltinksky · 1 month
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Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”
Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”
Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”
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seventeeeeeeen · 1 month
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Chan: *crying*
Wonwoo: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I've eradicated whatever has hurt you.
Chan: I'd rather have a hug
Wonwoo, with open arms: okay then
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love-zara-skz · 5 months
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Chan: I'm going on a date.
Minho: No.
Chan: What?
Minho: Chores before whores.
Chan:
Minho: Dishes before bitches.
Chan:
Minho: Cutting grass before getting ass.
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hwangism143 · 13 hours
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Felix: Hi, I'm Jisung's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick him up?
Felix: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
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minhosimthings · 6 months
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Heeseung: Hey what's a good way to say 'Im dying on the inside' but in poetry?
Jungwon: I may look like a calm ocean, but all of a tsunami's waters are raging inside of me.
Niki: Outside I skrt skrt but inside I hurt hurt
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hyunlix-lover4 · 23 hours
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Seungmin: Chan, when’s your birthday? Chan: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Seungmin: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.
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str4ykin9s · 8 hours
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Chan: I'm done arguing with you Minho: The Earth is not a planet Chan: H O W I S T H E E A R T H N O T A P L A N E T
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felixpigtails · 1 day
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felix *on the phone*: I better go… kay, call me later… byeeeee!
seungmin: friend of yours?
felix: nope, wrong number
seungmin: ???
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