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incorrectskzquotes · 3 months
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Chan: Alright, listen up you little shits. Chan: Not you Jeongin. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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hyunlix-lover4 · 1 month
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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atzftv · 2 months
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mingi: but it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. yunho: exactly! yunho: unisex! mingi: maybe you need sex. mingi: i had sex a couple days ago. yunho: no! yunho: no, mingi! yunho: u-n-i-sex. mingi: well, i ain't gonna say no to that.
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str4ykin9s · 1 month
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Minho: I'm not doing well
Chan: Why? What happened?
Minho: I have a headache that comes and goes
*Hyunjin enters the room*
Minho: There it is again
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spiltinksky · 2 months
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Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”
Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”
Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”
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incorrect-staytiny · 9 months
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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]
Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?
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typicalateez · 1 month
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Yunho: What was Hongjoong like when he was a little? Wooyoung: Oh I think you mean young. He's always been little
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seong-star-hwars · 10 months
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Bouncy (K-Hot Chilli Peppers) Edition Bonus!: the goat
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quokka143 · 9 months
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Chan: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Seungmin: I see you're really busting out the spring colors
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love-zara-skz · 7 months
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minho: i'm not confident in my rapping ):
jisung: WHAT?? WHY NOT??? YOURE THE BEST RAPPER IVE EVER KNOWN HERE IS A 17 SLIDE POWERPOINT ON WHY YOU CAN OUTRAP EMINEM
hyunjin: i'm not confident in my rapping ):
jisung: then fucking get better
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incorrectskzquotes · 1 month
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[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show] Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Minho: *Picks Jisung up* Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.
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hyunlix-lover4 · 1 month
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Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!
changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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atzftv · 2 months
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hongjoong: one thing i learned when i was in couples therapy was— yunho: who were you in couples therapy with? hongjoong: not important. yunho: was it seonghwa? hongjoong: not important. yunho: ...it was seonghwa.
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str4ykin9s · 28 days
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Minho: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Felix: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Minho: No! Four to five seconds! Felix: Too late!!!
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