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#incorrect twisted wonderland
sober-pepper · 2 days ago
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Yuu: I don't know how to tell you this, tsunotarou, but you're in love with me.
Malleus: What?
Malleus:
Malleus: I am.
Grim: What kind of confession did I just witness???
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not-idia-shroud · 2 days ago
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Idia: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?!
MC: It's Grim.
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hanafubukki · 16 days ago
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Camp Vargas
Vargas: You can’t use magic for these tasks. 
Twst Boys: That just makes everything harder!
YN/MC/Yuu: I am going to enjoy watching them struggle. 
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kyobuui-chan · a month ago
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How I wish Book 1 would’ve ended ♪(´▽`) PT 1/2
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leonkae · 4 months ago
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Leona: *rips a piece of paper out from his notes* Take it.
MC: Is this... Are you giving me your number?
Leona: You can reach me anytime.
MC: But for what??
Leona: If anybody gives you trouble, just call me. I'll fuckin kill em for ya.
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crxmium · 2 months ago
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Beware: the message shitpost
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underqualified-human · 10 days ago
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Kalim, pulling back the shower curtain: Hey Yuu, are we - stop screaming it's me - are we out of chips?
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amora-ledezma · a month ago
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Does NRC have a broadcasting system??? Or even a broadcasting club?
Because I just thought of crack that might just end up taking over my blog built on the headcanon NRC has a broadcasting system(probably run by Idia? Or Ortho ig? Vil is a good candidate too tho):
The Prefect/Yuu has a broadcast named “Unique Magic: Listen Up.” where NRC students send in things they need advice for and then the Prefect and some other person(they would probably have special guests every now and then, most likely the dorm leaders) give them advice in the most blunt, honest way possible. And depending how stupid a question is, they talk some sense into the sender.
Everyone at NRC, yes, even the staff, find it hilarious to listen to some magicless human flame the sh-t out of their fellow schoolmates.
It was just a podcast only NRC students can listen to, but then a big radio studio(?) heard of it and offered Yuu a big sum of money to do it at their station. It could be daily or weekly but you all can decide on that, either way, Yuu’s getting that bag.
*Cue Yuu and Grim celebrating the fact that they aren’t paid the bare minimum by a certain useless f-cking bird*
8/19/22: Be right back, I’m going to go and make a scenario with this:P
8/23/22: anyways, here’s the blog I made to build more on this.
Please send in stupid things people have asked you/other people for advice for. Or just normal things you need advice for, there’s no shame in that.
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faeryarchives · 2 months ago
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pov: kalim went to his family dentist for an appointment
dentist: it's been a while since i last saw you! let's start to see if there is something wrong with you, now open up.
kalim: ah
kalim: mister it's just sometimes i feel like i am annoying the people around me and i don't know who are those who consider me as a real friend or just see me as a mere acquaintance.
kalim: there would be days that i just feel so overwhelmed then the next thing i knew its being replaced by an empty feeling you know?
dentist:
dentist: that's not what by i meant but do you want a hug-
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takalzuoom · 7 months ago
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yuu : personally, my love language is acts of service, how about you guys?
floyd : assault and battery
jade : verbal harassment and acts of intimidation
azul : black mailing
yuu : now hang on a minute-
500 follower special
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twst-quotes · a month ago
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Jamil: what did you do?!
Kalim, the kitchen burning behind him: my best.
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sober-pepper · 2 days ago
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[Idia's Room]
Idia: There’s my pretty lover.
Yuu: I’m not going with you to Comic-Con.
Idia: W-What? Can’t a man just be happy to see his lover?
Yuu: He can, but it’s still not changing my mind.
Idia: Well, maybe what’s IN my PANTS will change your mind?
Yuu, hopeful: Really?
Idia pulls a paper out of his pocket: It’s a list of this year’s panelists.
Idia: It’s LONG, isn’t it?
Yuu ( ≖_≖) (❛ω❛ ) Idia
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not-idia-shroud · 14 days ago
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Jack: This is a mistake. Mc, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Jack: But not today. Mc, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
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hanafubukki · 19 days ago
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Camping
Deuce: Prefect and Grim were scared! Not me!
Ace: Yeah! That’s right! They were shaking in their boots.
YN/MC/Yuu: *ominously* Oh? Is that right?
Ace & Deuce: *pales*
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luminous-letters · 3 months ago
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Hi! If that's okay could i request the first years with a gn MC that alternates between looking hot and a gremlin everyday? Like, they slay one day and look homeless the next?
i know i limited my character limit to three, but i can't resist writing all of the first years 😭 they're my faves 😭
i'm not sure if you wanted scenarios or headcanons, so i hope you don't mind if i did some quotes 😭 feel free to request again if it wasn't you wanted me to write 🛐 (just note to specify and mind the character limit)
i'm so sorry that it took so long too 😭
i still hope you enjoy though! 💛
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"Damn, bitch, you look so fine."
"Damn, bitch, you live like this?"
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"Hey, looking good!" *insert that finger gun point gesture*
"Did...did someone beat you up?"
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"You look so beautiful today..."
"Alright, did you go dumpster diving again?"
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"By Pomefiore's lingo, I'd say you definitely slayed your look."
"What the fuck? You look like you got ran over by a tractor or something. You're more slaughtered than slayed."
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"You look blooming today, MC."
"If you were a plant you'd be Weed."
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leonkae · 3 months ago
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Silver: Malleus isn’t answering his phone.
MC: I’ll call!
Lilia: Silver and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Malleus: Hello?
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crxmium · 8 months ago
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This is chapter 6 now:
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