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#incorrect twisted wonderland
twst-quotes · 2 days
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Idia, after dying 30 times in a row in a video game: perseverance is key I'll get it this time
Idia, after the slightest thing in real life goes wrong: nope that's it, I give up
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little-miss-mei · 33 minutes
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Yuu: Did you guys pick up on any weird tension between me and Malleus at that meeting?
Yuu: Because I think he might be into me.
Ace: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
Yuu:
Grim:
Deuce:
Ace: Oh, I thought you were joking.
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gigisafeplace · 3 days
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Yuu: Y'know I hate you, right?
Ace: You've been telling me that since we've met... Why?
Yuu: I just thought you'd look really pretty with long hair.
Ace: Why are you telling me this?
Yuu: 'Cause, if you somehow got really long hair I'd give you a pretty pass to being an asshole. I gave Deuce one already, he's not an asshole but he is stupid which I hate just as much.
Ace:
Ace: I'll go look for some spells.
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equestriagirl16 · 1 month
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MC: So what are you guy’s New Years resolutions?
Grim: Same as always, become the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen!
Deuce: I just hope to keep doing well in my academics. Make my friends and family proud.
Ace: Boooo!
Deuce: Like you have a better one!
Ace: To be honest, it’s a toss up between being a basketball champ or getting a partner..
Deuce: Pffft-
Ace: HEY!-
MC: *finds Malleus down the hall before the girls start fighting* Mal-Mal!
Malleus: Hello MC, I hope you’re doing well today.
MC: I’m great, but I’ve got a question. You have any resolutions for this New Year?
Malleus: *pulls out paper from his blazer* As a matter of fact I’ve complied a few on a small list right here.
Grim: I dare you to cross out anything that has to do with MC.
Malleus: …
MC: …
Malleus: *slowly eats the paper*
MC: *flabber and gasted* MALLEUS SPIT IT OUT!-
Malleus: *muffled* NO!
Grim: *WHEEZE*
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hanafubukki · 2 months
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Weapon
*After The Fall In Glorious Masquerade*
Trein: You can’t use your magic or the flowers will drain you.
Deuce & Epel: *Brings out a bat* Who needs magic to fight?
Azul: Prefect, your friends are an interesting lot- Prefect?!
YN/MC/Yuu: *Takes out a bat too & shrugs* You learn a thing or two from them about defending yourself, and they're not wrong either.
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kyobuui-chan · 6 months
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How I wish Book 1 would’ve ended ♪(´▽`) PT 1/2
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coffee4jordan · 1 month
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I am once again asking for your support
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eatcandlewax · 2 months
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vil: today we'll be trying makeup products
mc, coughing up setting powder after trying to eat it: i can already tell this one isn't good
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leonkae · 8 months
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Leona: *rips a piece of paper out from his notes* Take it.
MC: Is this... Are you giving me your number?
Leona: You can reach me anytime.
MC: But for what??
Leona: If anybody gives you trouble, just call me. I'll fuckin kill em for ya.
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not-idia-shroud · 3 months
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Epel: What if people had food names and food had people names? mc : Hey, spaghetti, we're having epel for dinner. Vil: What is wrong with you people? Rook: Please cooperate, chocolate.
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ryker-tiredtimes · 4 months
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Incorrect Twisted Wonderland #3
*Overblot Jamil watching as Kalim somehow avoids his magic on his rug*
OB!Jamil; I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug
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underqualified-human · 4 months
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Kalim, pulling back the shower curtain: Hey Yuu, are we - stop screaming it's me - are we out of chips?
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little-miss-mei · 16 days
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Malleus: Child of man, do the thing.
Yuu: What thing?
Malleus: The thing that never fails to make me happy.
Yuu: Oh!
Yuu: *smiles*
Malleus, smiling back: Thank you, child of man.
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crxmium · 7 months
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Beware: the message shitpost
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equestriagirl16 · 2 months
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MC: Sooooo I did a thing.
Crewel: Oh dear-
MC: Nonono-it’s completely harmless I promise! Lemme just..*removes hat*
Crewel: *gasp*
MC: *reveals a white streak they dyed in their hair* U-Um, I just thought it’d be a cool idea for us to be matching. Ya know like a..father-child thing.
Crewel: *crushing you in a hug* Oh pup, you look wonderful.
MC: *hugs back* So am I correct to assume you like it?
Crewel: *chuckling* I love it.~❤️
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hanafubukki · 3 months
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Warning
~*During Glorious Masquerade Event*~
YN/MC/Yuu: *Watching Tsunotaro having fun* You better not try anything stupid.
Rollo: What could you mean?
YN/MC/Yuu: I attend NRC so I know when someone is up to something. You try anything and you will be sorry.
Rollo: How-
YN/MC/Yuu: Just warning you now, try anything and you never know, you might be pushed down a bell tower. You wouldn’t know it, but it would be very ironic.
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