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unboundprompts · 7 months

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Can you do dialogue prompts for inside jokes? Thanks sm in advance!!

Dialogue for Inside Jokes

-> feel free to edit as you see fit.

"Do you know what that reminds me of?"

"If you mention it one more time, I swear."

"I'm going to die if you say one more thing about it."

"You know what else is [color]?"

*raises eyebrows*

"Guess what?" "Don't say it."

"We agreed to never mention it again!"

*wheezing laughter*

"If anyone knew what we were talking about they'd think we're crazy." (crazy? I was crazy once...)

"My stomach hurts from laughing-- oh my god-- we have to stop bringing this up."

"Guess what I'm thinking of?"

*sly smiles*

"Stop talking about it someone's coming."

"It's an inside joke, you wouldn't understand."

"I don't get it."

"Why is the word porcupine so funny to you guys?"

"What are you two dying over?"

"What's so funny?"

"I'm so confused."

"I'm not even going to ask."

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writers-block-dead · 2 years

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"No no no, what you just told me is that you just gave weed to a guy in charge of a nuke?!"

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shyjusticewarrior · 4 months

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Jason and Tim: *arguing while Jason has Tim in a headlock*

Steph: What's going on here?

Jason and Tim, in unison: Book club.

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celestialwrites · 6 months

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"i'm hilarious."

"you're traumatized."

"there's a difference?"

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draw-the-squad-like-this · 1 month

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Has this one been submitted before? Probably

Draw your squad like this

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dumplingsjinson · 2 months

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List of “out of pocket shit I have said over text, turned into dialogue because why not?” prompts

“Imagine getting the cops called on you because you were rawdogging in your own home with your curtains open. I’d levitate out of embarrassment.” (I messaged this to my friends today, and I'm not going to give context on why, and it's the reason why I decided to compile this list soooo)

“On a scale of one to ten, how fucked are we, realistically?”

“It’s not singing in the shower anymore if I slip and fall, it’s turning into a rendition of dying in the shower.”

“We were just fucking around and finding out… And ended up finding out too hard.”

“Not the meowntal illness. Your honour, that should be classified as a slur.”

“The hike I took with my family today reminded me of the hike we took that day to that fuckass island YOU wanted to go to. You know, the one where I had to witness some guy sunbathing their fucking cheeks which were hanging out of their swimmers, after about a thousand hours of walking.”

“He can fuck himself with his pegging kit or some shit.”

“…I’m gonna end it all right now, I left my dildo and my lube in the bathroom and my mum found it—”

“Why does retail need references, LITERALLY NO ONE FUCKING CARES—”

“If God was real then he wouldn’t have let this happen!” (Sorry to all of my religious people out there LMFAO-)

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writing-to-survive · 6 months

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#119

"You're nothing at all of what I thought an alien would look like," Human says.

"What did you think I was going to look like?" Alien asks.

"I don't know. Multiple arms or heads. Maybe three eyes. Huge heads. Green skin," Human mumbles. "But you look like a human. Like me."

"You are very stereotypical. And—" Alien states.

"Sorry," Human winches.

"—saying we look like your species is an insult. The major difference between our two species is that mine is much more advanced than yours. I mean, you guys are still traveling to space in tin cans."

"I was wrong about what I thought you looked like, but I'm spot on about your personality," Human says.

"Intelligent and honest?" Alien assumes, grinning.

"A stuck-up, know it all who thinks their better than everyone else," Human corrects, wiping the smrik right off Alien's face.

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write-it-motherfuckers · 1 year

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Person A: “I can’t believe you talked to (Person B) without getting so much as a glare! Most people can’t even look in their general direction without some kind of threat.”

Person C: “I mean, it would be a little weird if they did. We are engaged after all.”

Person A: “....YOU’RE WHAT?!”

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girlwithherheadinthestars · 2 months

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responses to "you're the lost heir"

"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS."

"the what now."

"i cannot spell that let alone pronounce that there are too many vowels."

"now really isn't the time to drop new dramatic family lore can we save it for our monday gossip session?"

"no."

^"what...what do you mean no?"

^"i mean no. i'm not doing that. nah-uh. no way."

^"but...but -- "

^"no."

"...do i get a castle?"

^"you'll have a bunch of duties and responsibilities and -- "

^"yeah, yeah, but the castle?"

^*sigh* "yes. yes, you get a castle."

"and you're telling me this AFTER i killed the king?"

"this would have been helpful a few years ago when i was stuck in line for hours trying to buy concert tickets. thanks for nothing."

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psychoforanime · 5 months

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Kissing JJK men without hands and seeing which one of you will give in first!

warnings ⚠️: None.

Yuji: Pretty Boy yuji, ain't gonna last AT ALL. Probably won't touch you but will start begging you to (Bonus point: teary eyes)

Megumi: He's probably going to last for a while before he says "Fuck this shit." he got frustrated and pulls you in roughly.

Gojo: He's either a tease to the point you regret it. Or he won't last and will keep on accidently touching you at the start. You have to restart till you give up on the idea.

Nanami: Won't participate. He doesn't see the point of it "its a waste of time". But if were to be pushed. He will win the bet so bad he will make you beg.

Yuta: He will last more than you think. then mutter "Sorry" before he pulls you in for more. Probably going to apologize for disappointing you afterward.

Sukuna: Probably the one who comes up with the idea to watch you struggle. He also told you he will punish you if you touch him.

Inumaki: (He's a baby), but we all saw how he's controlling himself, not to talk. you ain't winning.

#funny #jjk #writing prompt #jjk funny #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #dialogue prompt #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #reader #gojo satoru #inumaki toge #ryomen sukuna #yuta okkotsu

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nightprompts · 1 year

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&. 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

( inspired from the pun book from the last of us, here are some dialogue prompts of various puns. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )

❛ for a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible. ❜

❛ it doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. it'll still be stationary. ❜

❛ what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. ❜

❛ people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow. ❜

❛ why did the scarecrow get an award? he was outstanding in his field. ❜

❛ what did the triangle say to the circle? you're so pointless. ❜

❛ a book just fell on my head, i only have my shelf to blame. ❜

❛ i tried to catch some fog earlier. i mist. ❜

❛ i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. then it dawned on me. ❜

❛ diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your genes. ❜

❛ what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot! ❜

❛ i'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down. ❜

❛ what is a pirate's favorite letter? tis' the c. ❜

❛ i wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind. ❜

❛ what washes up on tiny beaches? microwaves. ❜

❛ why are frogs so happy? they eat whatever bugs them. ❜

❛ i don't trust trees. they're shady. ❜

❛ i was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy. ❜

❛ i want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body. ❜

❛ there’s a new type of broom out. it’s sweeping the nation. ❜

❛ did you hear about the man who lost his left side? he’s all right now. ❜

❛ what do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? a maybe. ❜

❛ i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a waist of time. ❜

❛ i got fired from the calendar factory, just for taking a day off. ❜

❛ did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink. ❜

❛ tequila may not fix your life but its worth a shot. ❜

❛ why are there fences around cemeteries? because people are dying to get in! ❜

❛ thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means alot. ❜

❛ i once ate a watch. it was time consuming. ❜

❛ why are teddy bears never hungry? they are always stuffed! ❜

❛ i don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. ❜

❛ never trust an atom, they make up everything! ❜

❛ i couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked. ❜

❛ how do construction workers party? they raise the roof. ❜

❛ what do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus. ❜

❛ when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. ❜

❛ i made a pun about the wind but it blows. ❜

❛ it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. ❜

❛ what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved. ❜

❛ i have a joke about chemistry, but i don't think it will get a reaction. ❜

❛ i'm on a seafood diet. i see food and i eat it. ❜

❛ why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? it has no atmosphere.❜

❛ how do you organize a space party? you planet. ❜

❛ i once heard a joke about amnesia... but i forget how it goes. ❜

❛ the frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. ❜

❛ it takes guts to be an organ donor. ❜

❛ why is the mushroom always invited to parties? he's a fungi. ❜

❛ a guy walks into a bar... he was disqualified from the limbo contest. ❜

❛ jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny. ❜

❛ so what if i don’t know what apocalypse means? it’s not the end of the world! ❜

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unboundprompts · 4 months

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Character Banter Prompts

↳ a masterpost for character banter writing prompts

↳ (#) is from my collection of random prompts, (list) contains multiple prompts.

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Playful Banter:

Sidewalk Flowers (#4)

Optimism (#10)

What's a Tragedy (#11)

Stuck With the Worst (#17)

Thinking About What You Said (#19)

Conspiracy Theories (#34)

Only Solution is Death (#55)

Aliens??? (#60)

Inside Joke Dialogue (list)

Local Crow Population (#79)

Rivals Bonding over Horror Movies and Mystery Books (list)

Platonic Student Relationship Prompts (list)

The Circus is Looking for More Clowns (#83)

Height Difference Couple Prompts (list)

Going to Class (#104)

Drunk Friends (list)

Road Trip (#113)

A Midsummer Night's Dream (#125)

Withered Plant (#133)

I Should Text Him (#142)

Spiteful Banter:

Still Don't Trust You (#18)

Where Do You Think You're Going? (#32)

You Dumb Fuck (#80)

Responses to Someone Trying to Stab You (list)

Inflated Ego (#90)

Pushing Your Buttons (#94)

Sidewalk Worm Deaths (#107)

Surviving Childhood (#108)

Jackass (#109)

Never Stop Talking (#119)

In Every Universe (#132)

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writing-turnip · 2 months

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Best blurb of the year so far

This is from “The Witches are Coming,” by Lindy West. If there are more paragraphs like this in that book, I really want to read it.

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bookished · 1 year

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“This is all your fault.” “I hope so.”

“Is that blood?” “No?” “That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question.”

“You have no power over me.” “You sure about that?”

“Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?” “I don’t know, probably both.”

“Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.” “Can I pick?”

“Don’t you have a country to run?” “My favorite person is in the hospital, the country can wait.” “I don’t think it works like that.” “I run the country, so it does.”

“I was going to ask if you wanted to do me on your desk, but I thought I should say hi first.”

“It’s been so long. I’m probably not interested in him anymore.” “I’ve seen his Instagram, you’re definitely still interested.”

“If you’re going to die on me, the least you can do is look good while doing it.”

“I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

“Why are you covered in neon body paint?” “Best not to ask.”

“No, it’s really not that complicated. He’s a bad person.”

“The king is missing.”

“How could you do this to me?”

“You’ve got thirty seconds to explain to me what you’re doing here.”

“I know this may be hard to believe, but I’m on your side.”

“Never heard of that being used as a murder weapon before.”

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heavenlyraindrops · 1 month

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Scene writing prompt: the two “enemies” making out so aggressively in a room that people think that they’re arguing with each other and getting physically violent, due to all the slamming and knocking things over.

bonus points if someone is so concerned that one of them will get hurt that they walk in on them lmao

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skriveting · 1 year

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A bunch of different dialogue prompts #75

"This is your final warning." "What? Sorry, I can't hear you!"

"This is the most scared I've ever been in my entire life."

"Okay, time to go outside for a bit."

"Yes. This is way scarier than that."

"Don't treat me like a fool." "Then don't like act like one."

"Are you just going to stand there and watch?" "Yes, I think I will, actually."

"It's quiet. Too quie-" "HELLO?? IS ANYONE IN HERE?!"

"Does anyone else remember-" "No." "Let me rephrase... Does anyone else here, except those with amnesia, remember"

"Great, guys. Real discreet."

"Can you two pretend to get along for just one night??"

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