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Fluffy Starters
“Oh, I knew you could do it! I’m so proud of you!"
"Of course I love you."
"I knew I could count on you."
"I'll always be here for you."
"Is that my shirt?"
"You smell nice."
"You look beautiful / handsome."
"You're an idiot ... but you are my idiot and I wouldn't have it any other way."
"I could do this on my own but I don't want to. I want you right by my side every step of the way."
"You make me so happy."
"You're my favorite person."
"Thank you for telling me. That means a lot to me."
"I trust you."
"If you’re mine, you need to understand I will burn the fucking world to the ground for you."
"Come join me in bed. Its so cold without you here with me."
"I brought you breakfast in bed. I hope you like your eggs scrambled."
"You're just the person I wanted to see."
"I love you."
"Of all the people in the world, I'm glad its you I'm doing life with."
"You're so cute."
"I'll protect you... and I will always protect you."
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mcflymemes · 2 days
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AS SAID BY GARRUS VAKARIAN, updated version  *  assorted dialogue from the mass effect trilogy, adjust as necessary
i can't find any hard evidence.
good luck, [name]. maybe they'll listen to you.
i'm coming with you.
sometimes it feels like the rules are only there to stop me from doing my work.
i just couldn't take it anymore.
maybe i can get the job done my way for a change.
if you're wrong, we'll pay for it. but if you're right, and we did nothing, i think we'd regret it a whole lot more.
i thought you were dead.
it sure is good to see a friendly face.
at least it's not hard to find criminals here. all i have to do is point my gun and shoot.
my feelings got in the way of my better judgement.
i'll make you a deal. you get me out of here alive, and i'll tell you the whole damn thing.
nobody would give me a mirror. how bad is it?
don't make me laugh, damn it.
some women find facial scars attractive.
i'm fit for duty whenever you need me.
when i got to the meeting point, no one was there.
kill you? no. but i don't mind slowing you down a little.
what do you want from me, [name]?
i know you want to talk about this... but i don't. not yet.
it's so much easier to see the world in black and white. gray... i don't know what to do with gray.
my instincts are what got me into this mess.
never knew you had a weakness for men with scars.
well, why the hell not? there's nobody in this galaxy i respect more than you.
if we can figure out a way to make it work, then... yeah. definitely.
you're about the only friend i've got left in this screwed-up galaxy.
you don't ever have to worry about making me uncomfortable. nervous, yes... but never uncomfortable.
i brought wine.
your hair looks... good. and your waist is... very supportive.
hopefully that's not offensive in human culture.
i want something to go right. just once.
think you can win this thing, [name]?
i'm pretty sure we'll still need giant guns... and lots of them.
so... is this the part where we shake hands?
the scars are starting to fade. i remember they drove you wild.
i've been doing some more research on human customs.
glad to know my romantic skills made an impression.
let's not go there.
i can afford the good stuff.
what about you? i'm starting to see some wear and tear.
don't forget to come up for air. and not just because all these people need you. because i need you.
if you're suggesting i'm scared... game on.
still trying to make me blush, huh?
i'd be lying if i said i didn't hope it would inspire a certain... mood.
it seemed like you needed time to... figure us out.
the worst part about the galaxy going to hell would've been never getting to see you again.
not saying you don't know how to handle a gun. just saying some of us know how to make it dance.
i've actually seen you dance. no comment.
i know there are other things you're good at.
probably not a lot of air in here. an hour if we're lucky.
so tell me. think a girl would fall for that?
it gets even better when you try it in bed.
you don't lack for places to get lost.
did we break anything last night?
you'll find a way to win. and when this is over, i'll be waiting for you.
if this thing goes sideways and we both end up there... meet me at the bar. i'm buying.
forgive the insubordination, but your boyfriend has an order for you.
come back alive. it'd be an awfully empty galaxy without you.
we're in this 'til the end.
we didn’t kill these people. and we’re going to shut down the bastards who did.
looks like we’ve got a siege on our hand.
if anyone needs fresh clips or a bathroom break, now’s the time.
oh crap!
guess he didn’t like the food.
looks like we got the jump.
pretty extreme, but those were desperate times.
we won’t get a second chance.
that was me, sorry.
nothing like being stranded.
we’ll do more than that.
just the usual minor flesh wound.
what would these people have done if we hadn’t shown up?
i was there when you two had your thing, remember? just get a room and work it out.
stay angry. we’ll need it to get through this.
drinks will be on me.
one of my favorite places to fight!
i’m hard to kill. you should know that.
it’s gonna be bad all over.
for whatever it’s worth, i’m with you.
you’ve waited long enough for this day.
just wait ‘til this war is over.
you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality.
maybe you’d like to go work for them instead?
how do i not have one of those?
surprise on our side for once. i like it.
brutal, but it makes a certain kind of sense.
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Forget me Not 💭
My muse has lost their memories. Send 💭 + something would your muse say/do to bring their memories back.
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❝𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞❞ rp meme. as always, feel free to change pronouns, tweak, modify, or adjust these prompts as needed!
❛ Tell me how I know you. ❜
❛ Tell me how to help you. ❜
❛ Tell me what you want. ❜
❛ Tell me you want me. ❜
❛ Tell me the truth. ❜
❛ Tell me a lie. ❜
❛ Tell me a story. ❜
❛ Tell me if this hurts. ❜
❛ Tell me what happened. ❜
❛ Tell me who did this. ❜
❛ Tell me to stop. ❜
❛ Tell me you love me. ❜
❛ Tell me to stay. ❜
❛ Tell me if I'm bothering you. ❜
❛ Tell me how you did that. ❜
❛ Tell me you didn't just do that. ❜
❛ Tell me you didn't just say that. ❜
❛ Tell me I'm pretty. ❜
❛ Tell me you didn't think about me too. ❜
❛ Tell me you don't love me. ❜
❛ Tell me you want me to go. ❜
❛ Tell me you don't want me. I dare you. ❜
❛ Tell me what you want me to do. ❜
❛ Tell me when to stop. ❜
❛ Tell me what you were dreaming about. ❜
❛ Tell me about it? ❜
❛ Tell me about him/her/them? ❜
❛ Tell me what I should do. ❜
❛ Tell me you didn't forget. ❜
❛ Tell me I'm yours. ❜
❛ Tell me you're mine. ❜
❛ Tell me everything. ❜
❛ Tell me more. ❜
❛ Tell me what I did wrong. ❜
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They're an open book~
Send my muse an ask with 📖 to force my muse to say every thought that crosses their mind out loud!
(Remember to respect the rules of the blogs that reblog this, and to not violate their guidelines depending on what you ask!)
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crownmemes · 3 days
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Spy Sentences, Vol. 14
(Sentences from various sources for spies and/or secretive muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"You've got to be smart. You have to realise that you can't trust people."
"Don't play coy; knowing stuff is your bread and butter."
"There's a camera built right into the bridge of these glasses. Whatever you see, it sees, and then it transmits it back here."
"Thank you for not killing me."
"I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to save anybody."
"We are in a situation that is beyond morality."
"Do you know how many years of my life I've given to my country?"
"You really passed your psych rotation?"
"You did this behind my back."
"We all come out of this a lot less human than we went in."
"I've been watching you for some time."
"You're desperate and scared, and desperate people make mistakes."
"So, how did you become a hostage?"
"A weapon's only as good as the man who's wielding it."
"There's more at stake here than you can imagine."
"You were right; it's not like the books."
"You should be careful who you point a gun at."
"I'm not here to make deals, or to listen to threats."
"The way I look at it, he wouldn't be trying to stop us if what we were doing wasn't threatening to him, and he wouldn't be threatened if he wasn't vulnerable."
"Coincidences make me uncomfortable."
"Everybody wants to be a spy until they realise the cost."
"Your scepticism will serve you well on this mission."
"Does everybody around here have trust issues?"
"Why do you feel compelled to save and avenge?"
"You followed me here, didn't you?"
"I know people hate me, consider me evil, but it is my detachment - my indifference to suffering - that allows me to be effective."
"We're all cold-blooded. Hadn't you noticed?"
"You are the worst spy ever!"
"Repeated luck is never luck."
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nightprompts · 4 months
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&. 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬?) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
(  various  dialogue  prompts  to  send  to  your  worst  enemy  (affectionate).  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )
❛ oh great, it's you again. ❜
❛ you? kill me? that's funny. ❜
❛ for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. ❜
❛ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. ❜
❛ do us both a favor. stay away from me. ❜
❛ you really are an asshole, you know that? ❜
❛ i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? ❜
❛ sometimes i think you must hate me. ❜
❛ i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. ❜
❛ if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. ❜
❛ well, someone's cranky today. ❜
❛ well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. ❜
❛ just stay out of my way. ❜
❛ of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. ❜
❛ what is it you want this time? ❜
❛ sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. ❜
❛ do you honestly think this is easy for me? ❜
❛ why would i ever want to be friends with you? ❜
❛ can we please just talk? ❜
❛ there is nothing for us to talk about. ❜
❛ you can yell at me later. just let me help you. ❜
❛ touch me, and you're dead. ❜
❛ oh, so now you care? ❜
❛ there is something deeply wrong with you. ❜
❛ i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... ❜
❛ you don't think we could be friends, do you? ❜
❛ i'm tired of fighting against you. ❜
❛ don't pretend you give a shit about me. ❜
❛ you're an idiot, but... i trust you. ❜
❛ oh, don't be cute. ❜
❛ wait, did you just say that i'm cute? ❜
❛ we're not good for each other. ❜
❛ if i say yes, will you shut up? ❜
❛ don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? ❜
❛ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. ❜
❛ i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. ❜
❛ maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. ❜
❛ how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? ❜
❛ don't think this changes anything between us. ❜
❛ you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. ❜
❛ if you die, i'll kill you. ❜
❛ is that a challenge? ❜
❛ ah, so you're not heartless after all. ❜
❛ i don't think i've ever seen you smile. ❜
❛ you never cared about me, so why now? ❜
❛ why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? ❜
❛ i don't even remember why we started fighting. ❜
❛ i don't have time for distractions right now. ❜
❛ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜
❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜
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poohsources · 8 months
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🐝  *  ―  𝑵𝑶𝑵-𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑳 𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑺𝑻 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺. (  some triggering content ahead. add " + " to reverse the action.  )
[ wipe ] sender wipes away receiver's tears [ hurt ] sender hurts receiver with words [ lonely ] sender finds receiver alone in a dark room [ wounded ] sender patches up receiver's wounds [ crying ] sender finds receiver crying [ help ] sender runs to receiver when they scream for help [ nightmare ] sender wakes receiver up from a nightmare [ dying breath ] sender talks to receiver before dying [ hold on ] sender pulls receiver into their arms [ anger ] sender takes their anger out on receiver [ argue ] sender gets into a heated argument with receiver [ scared ] sender scares receiver [ sick ] sender cares for receiver while they are sick [ palm ] sender places a hand on receiver to stop them from doing something [ fight ] sender gets into a physical fight with receiver [ comfort ] sender tries to comfort receiver [ blood ] sender notices that receiver is bleeding [ collapse ] sender collapses into receiver's arms [ pressure ] sender puts pressure on receiver's wound [ slap ] sender slaps receiver in the face [ panic ] sender helps receiver through a panic attack [ lie ] sender catches receiver in a lie [ sobs ] sender sobs uncontrollably while receiver holds them [ hiding ] sender finds out that receiver has hidden an injury from them [ death ] sender just died, receiver finds out [ chin up ] sender lifts receiver's chin to stop them from hiding their tears [ fears ] sender talks to receiver about their fears [ scream ] sender screams at receiver [ coping ] sender teaches receiver some coping mechanisms [ loss ] sender is there for receiver after they've lost someone important to them [ needs ] sender asks receiver what they need [ bullet ] sender takes a bullet for receiver [ bruises ] sender finds bruises of unknown origin on receiver [ rainfall ] sender finds receiver out alone in the rain [ hospital ] sender wakes up in a hospital bed and finds receiver sitting by their bedside [ intrude ] sender walks in on receiver treating their wounds [ calming ] sender tries to calm down receiver [ inspection ] sender holds receiver's face while inspecting an injury they got [ rescue ] sender carries receiver to safety [ clean ] sender cleans blood off of receiver's body
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honeybeesources · 2 months
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judasrpc · 2 years
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WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS
What's the lie your character says most often?
How loosely or strictly do they use the word 'friend'?
How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?
What's a hobby they used to have that they miss?
Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?
What's their favorite [insert anything] that they've never recommended to anyone before?
What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?
How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?
Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?
What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?
If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?
What's something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!
When do they fake a smile? How often?
How do they put out a candle?
What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they're alone?
What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?
What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?
Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?
What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they've been avoiding?
Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don't like the person?
What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?
What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?
What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?
Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?
What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?
How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?
What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?
What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?
How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?
When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?
When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?
If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?
How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?
How do they greet someone they like / love?
What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?
Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?
What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?
What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?
Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?
How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?
What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?
If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?
What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?
What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?
What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?
Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?
Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?
Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?
Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?
What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?
What’s a phrase they say a lot?
Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?
Who would / do they believe without question?
What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?
What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?
If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?
What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?
How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?
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b1gtimerush · 9 months
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actions speak louder than words non - verbal / action prompts from yours truly. (add a "swap" to swap the sender/receiver in the prompt (or just do it manually).)
back, sender gives receiver a back hug.
beckon, sender beckons receiver closer with a finger.
blood, sender cleans blood off of receiver.
book, sender helps receiver get a book from a higher part of the shelf.
care, sender takes care of receiver when they're sick.
catch, sender catches receiver by the waist after they bump into each other.
choke, sender saves receiver from choking by giving them the heimlich.
cold, sender places their jacket over receiver's shoulders.
cry, sender wipes tears off receiver's face with their thumbs.
dance, sender sticks a hand out to receiver and invites them to dance.
dip, sender skinny dips in front of receiver and invites them to join.
dog, sender's dog pulls them in receiver's direction.
drive, sender drives receiver somewhere in their car.
drag, sender drags receiver into a room and closes the door behind them.
draw, sender draws receiver like one of their french girls.
face, sender turns receiver's face towards them.
flower, sender gives receiver a flower.
footsie, sender initiates footsie with receiver under the table.
forehead, sender presses their forehead against receiver's.
grab, sender grabs receiver's wrist to stop them from leaving.
jump, sender jumps onto receiver's back.
kiss, sender kisses receiver.
link, sender links arms with receiver while walking.
massage, sender offers receiver a massage.
patch, sender patches up receiver's wounds.
piano, sender teaches receiver how to play the piano.
pin, sender pins receiver's hands behind their back.
pluck, sender plucks something out of receiver's hair.
press, sender presses receiver against a wall.
propose, sender proposes to receiver.
quiet, sender gestures for receiver to be quiet.
rest, sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder.
serenade, sender serenades receiver with a song.
sign, sender walks into a sign and receiver sees.
size, sender measures the size of their hand against receiver's.
shoes, sender removes receiver's shoes for them.
sun, sender rubs sunblock onto receiver's back.
tattoo, sender gives receiver a tattoo.
tie, sender helps tie receiver's tie.
tuck, sender tucks receiver's hair behind their ear.
umbrella, sender lets receiver under their umbrella.
warning, sender presses a knife against receiver's neck as a warning.
zip, sender needs receiver's help to zip up the back of their dress.
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lyricsxmusings · 2 months
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Send ♡ to see what my muse thinks of yours
○○○○○ | ATTRACTION ○○○○○ | AFFECTION ○○○○○ | INTEREST ○○○○○ | LOYALTY ○○○○○ | TRUST
LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH
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mcflymemes · 3 days
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PROMPTS FROM THE TRUMAN SHOW (1998) *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary.
it isn't always shakespeare, but it's genuine.
i'm not going to make it. you're going to have to go on without me.
you're crazy, you know that?
well, for me, there is no difference between a private life and a public life.
it's all true. it's all real. nothing here is fake.
i have love handles?
in case i don't see you! good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!
what the hell is wrong with your job?
can't get any further away before you start coming back.
it's not that simple. it takes money. planning. can't just up and go.
i don't like the look of that weather. i think we should head back.
you're talking like a teenager.
we need adventure.
i thought we were going to try for a baby.
i might as well pick one of these up while i'm at it.
i almost hugged a perfect stranger in the salon last thursday.
you're just feeling bad because of what happened.
i've never blamed you. and i don't blame you now.
i made macaroni!
i've been such a klutz all day!
you're a better person than i am.
you know, [name], i'm not allowed to talk to you.
i can understand that. i'm a pretty dangerous character.
would you wanna, maybe, possibly... sometime go out for some pizza or something?
if we don't go now, it won't happen. do you understand?
we have so little time.
they don't want me talking to you.
i've never seen you before today.
if you don't tell me what's happening, i'll report you!
i think i'm mixed up in something.
you're going to get both of our asses fired, you know that?
just between you and me, i'm going away for a while.
i need to talk to you, but let's go outside.
can you pass along a message?
i'm sorry to keep you.
i guess i'm being spontaneous.
you're blaming me for the traffic?
i'm sorry. i don't know what got into me.
you want to destroy yourself? do it on your own.
why do you want to have a baby with me?
what the hell are you talking about?
you're having a nervous breakdown.
you're part of this, aren't you?
whatever the answer was, we were right together, and we were wrong together.
you're the closest thing i ever had to a brother.
i'd gladly walk in front of traffic for you.
the last thing i'd ever do is lie to you.
i never stopped believing.
let's get some champagne up here!
don't you ever feel guilty?
look at what you've done to him!
give me the phone.
was nothing real?
you never had a camera in my head.
i know you better than you know yourself.
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oathkeptmusings · 11 months
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darker vibes
❛ i would let you rip me apart if it meant loving you. ❜
❛ this fear you feel? it won't last. ❜
❛ you are my salvation. ❜
❛ i revolt you, don't i? ❜
❛ get the hell away from me. ❜
❛ i want to sink my teeth into every inch of you. ❜
❛ i'll be your dirty little secret, if that's what you're into. ❜
❛ worship me. until i tell you to stop. ❜
❛ don't you know how sick with love i am for you? ❜
❛ fucking hit me already. ❜
❛ i would burn the world for you. ❜
❛ i don't want to be good, no matter how hard you wish it. ❜
❛ i don't know how you've bewitched me, but it needs to stop. ❜
❛ fix me. ❜
❛ they die for love, you kill for it. ❜
❛ you are mine, whether you agree or not. ❜
❛ do you like it when i bleed for you? ❜
❛ i will keep hurting. i will keep killing. anything to protect you. ❜
❛ i'm starved for you, morning and night. ❜
❛ now i get to ravish you. ❜
❛ i am your god and your executioner. ❜
❛ you are doing so well, my pet. ❜
❛ you're my sweetest poison. ❜
❛ let's do something about that mouth of yours. ❜
❛ your fascination with me will be your death. ❜
❛ you're the monster that's enticed me into your bed. ❜
❛ all you can say are pretty lies. ❜
❛ the fucked up thing is that it isn't enough to just love you. ❜
❛ you've broken me. all i can think about is you. ❜
❛ you'll beg for more. ❜
❛ an eternity with you would never satisfy me. ❜
❛ i would gladly let you drag me to hell. ❜
❛ everything i've done.. every horrible atrocity, it's been for you. ❜
❛ you're a fucking nightmare. kiss me. ❜
❛ feel grateful that i allow you to touch me. ❜
❛ every time your lips touch my skin, you burn me from the inside out. ❜
❛ there's no black or white, only gray. ❜
❛ no one touches what's mine. ❜
❛ make me indifferent, make me horrible. ❜
❛ i could never be the one to love you. i can only be the one that kills you. ❜
❛ your lips are poison, your laugh a curse. ❜
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kuzcosources · 11 months
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Lack of Sleep Starters!
pronouns and context can be changed as you see fit.
When was the last time you actually got some rest?
Alright, that's it. You're going to bed, and I'm not taking no for an answer.
Look at you! You're spilling coffee.
You have bags, and I'm not talking about the Gucci kind.
Jesus, have you been awake the entire night?
It's 4am. You need sleep.
You're safe here. You can rest now.
I promise, I'm fine. I just look tired a lot, thanks to... the tiredness.
Look, I'm okay! I've pulled all nighters before.
This isn't the first time I've gone without sleep.
I'll carry you to bed if I have to.
Do I need to baby you?
Huh? What? I'm awake, I swear!
You just ran into the wall. It's time to lie down.
Go. To. Bed. That's an order.
I made a nest for you. You can sleep in that, if you want.
Can I get an extra pillow / blanket?
Want me to tuck you in, too?
I'll check in on you in an hour. You'd better not have moved.
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Supernatural & Paranormal Sentences, Vol. 6
(Sentences from various sources for muses exploring the unexplained. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"There must be a rational answer for all of this."
"I have no tolerance for the unexplainable."
"Unfortunately, satanic ritual is alive and thriving. The trick is knowing how to recognise its patterns."
"You don't see ghosts. They don't exist. Is that clear?"
"You really believe this, don't you? That you're a vampire?"
"You're not scared of ghosts?"
"A cat! Don't you understand? It's the classic satanic offering! It's what they do - it's what they've always done!"
"I have a bad feeling about this..."
"Hateful things live in this house."
"I haven't seen a lot of horror movies, but this seems like exactly the kind of place they'd suggest to avoid."
"When I was a kid, I could see things. Things humans aren't supposed to see."
"You must allow that each incident in itself is capable of a more natural explanation."
"Hey, are you experiencing an ominous sense of foreboding?"
"I know only that we cannot hide from our ghosts. Whether they are real or not, we must make our peace with them."
"You haven't come all this way just to turn back now, have you?"
"They do tests. Psychological, medical. They look inside your head, and they insert a tracking device inside your brain sometimes. You wouldn't like that."
"I know that this is hard to understand, but you have to believe me that this is real!"
"You don't think that's a little paranoid?"
"For once in your life, admit that you are up against something bigger than you!"
"I'm not weird! It's just that weird things keep happening to me!"
"Nobody ever feels really safe in the dark."
"At the time she was seen, it was impossible that she could be a living person."
"If we identify a UFO, does that just mean it's an FO?"
"Don't worry, people who die in this house always come back."
"I talk to ghosts here all the time."
"You cannot make deals with the dead!"
"Normal? There's nothing normal about this!"
"To a collector of fairytales, this is no doubt fascinating - but you cannot seriously believe that."
"It is quite the feat to kill that which is already dead!"
"Please be aliens, please be aliens, please be aliens..."
"There are things happening here that you don't understand, and right now, you just need to accept that."
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