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unpretty · 2 days
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growing up the rule was we were allowed to be openly disrespectful and rude to dad, but only if it was funny. if it flopped then we would have to endure a lecture about where we went wrong and what might have made it funnier. or, alternately, he would just say, "oh yeah? well i fucked your mom" which there aren't a lot of comebacks for.
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tredlocity · 2 days
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(Dex is owned by @ghoulsjw)
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firefox-official · 2 days
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thoughtkick · 3 days
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I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
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nymria · 3 days
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firapolemos05 · 11 hours
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SHADOWGAST FANS, HOW ARE WE DOING??!!
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thehopefulquotes · 2 days
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They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit.
Ugo Eze
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perfectquote · 1 day
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If I am not good to myself, how can I expect anyone else to be good to me?
Maya Angelou
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leonardospoetry · 2 days
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This one was inspired by a dream I had.
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quotefeeling · 3 days
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So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me because I, too, am fluent in silence.
R. Arnold
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tvchany · 1 day
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Ferris Wheel
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unpretty · 2 days
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an exciting life milestone for me was when i was finally able to buy a full set of matching flatware instead of having a drawer full of mismatched thrift store cutlery, because it meant all of my forks were equally usable instead of being ranked from best to worst. making secret political choices about who got which fork when setting the table; always having to dig through the drawer to check if the best fork was clean; realizing that only the bad forks were left and hand-washing the best fork because the alternative was using one of the bad forks; all these things and more are behind me now in this, the new phase of my adult life (the one with the matching flatware)
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paperflan · 3 days
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a-titty-ninja · 2 days
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「PP」 by Dκ. Senie | Twitter
๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.
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thoughtkick · 2 days
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Be the love you never received.
Rune Cazuli
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hetalia-club · 3 days
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I cannot believe we let a new America house drop and we didn't say a thing about it. How many is that now? Let's count.
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We are now up to 4 confirmed houses owned by America. Further solidifying the idea that he has a house in all 50 states(and 2 in NY for some reason)
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