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dieubius Β· 4 months
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The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire πŸ’€
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Comes with labels
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ochibrochi Β· 4 months
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guilty conscience 😬 (i watched legion of superheroes movie)
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faiiryteethh Β· 11 months
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ashoss Β· 12 days
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sorry i need to stray tim post rn
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fagbatman Β· 5 months
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i thought this was a beautiful european twink he was with
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incorrectbatfam Β· 3 months
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Alfred: Care to explain?
Tim: We think Bruce might be proposing to Selina this weekend. Cass is keeping us all updated.
Alfred: So you’re spying.
Damian: We prefer long distance reconnaissance. Do you want to be added to the group text?
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malenjoyer Β· 3 months
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darwyn cooke style attempt
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bim-mba Β· 2 years
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Petition to DC to add the little bat ears to the speech bubble everytime someone imitates Batman
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spicy-apple-pie Β· 5 months
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STOP PITTING THE GIRLS AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!!
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lichen-thr0pe Β· 4 months
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The best version of Robin is a little sass ball in a cape. The best version of Batman asks a 10 year old for life advice.
This conversation could really be with any of the Batkids, but I drew Jason for his bitty hair curls.
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girly-blogging Β· 1 year
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just did something
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morgangalaxy43 Β· 8 months
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Bruce Wayne’s type of man is someone who can make him worse and his type of woman is someone who could easily top him, there is no in between
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literarymerritt Β· 1 month
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Watch out, kids! No treats here! πŸšοΈπŸ¦‡πŸŽƒ
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incorrectbatfam Β· 3 months
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Bruce trying to shove talk his in law
Bruce: *opens his mouth*
Wally: *zooms away*
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Bruce: *long spiel*
Bruce: ...And that's why if either of you hurt him, I'll make sure you stay dead this time.
Roy: *takes out one earbud*
Roy, to Artemis: Did you hear something?
Artemis, watching TV: *shrugs*
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Kory: I've come to seek your blessing to ask Barbara out.
Bruce: Sure.
Kory: That's it? Isn't there a ritual bat-talk you undergo with all of your children's lovers?
Bruce: Barbara can handle it herself.
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Bruce: If any of you make Tim sad for even a SECOND, I will take everything you have.
Bernard, a college student: *hands him a dollar*
Kon, a farmer: *empties a pocket of dirt*
Bart, a Bart: *spits out a pizza crust*
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Steph and Cass: *enter holding hands*
Bruce: It's too early for this.
Steph: It's three PM.
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Bruce: Thank you for the intel, Detective Montoya. Now about you and my cousinβ€”
Renee: Hold on, I'm getting a call.
Renee: *answers the phone and walks away*
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Bruce: You must be Duke's girlfriend.
Izzy: Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that, nepo baby?
Bruce: ...You may proceed.
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Jon: Hiya, Mr. Wayne! I'm here for me and Dami's playdate.
Bruce: Did you say playDATE?
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Bruce: He may seem tough, but on the inside he's a little boy who's been hurt too many times.
Selina: Is this really necessary?
Bruce: Promise me you'll take care of that little boy!
Selina: Okay, okay, yeesh.
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Bruce: YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND YOU'LL REGRET IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Alfred: Master Bruce, I think you misinterpreted what I meant by I love scones.
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mylifeingotham Β· 2 months
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