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morgangalaxy43 · 8 months

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Bruce Wayne’s type of man is someone who can make him worse and his type of woman is someone who could easily top him, there is no in between

#bruce wayne #batman #batjokes #batcat #superbat #batstantine #brutalia #wonderbat #superwonderbat #riddlebat #batquinn #bruharvey #ghostbat #bisexual bruce wayne #dc comics

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therandomfandomme · 3 months

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I know this is not what they intended with this, but I'm choosing to intrepret this as Alfred telling his bi son to get dicked down sometime lmao, or at the very least making a dick joke, just because I can xp

#51 of the New 52 Batman

#rrrambles #image in alt #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #new 52 comics #new 52 #new 52 batman #batman #dc #dc comics #bisexual bruce wayne #image described #superbat #(bc it is about justice eyes emoji)

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sorryiwasasleep · 5 months

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Screwed Up: A SuperBat One-Shot

“Look, Kent, the only way you’re getting out of writing this article is if you’re screwing one of them, so unless you tell me you and the Amazoni—“ Clark can’t help the honest-to-god snort of a laugh that pulls from him.

God, Diana will get a kick out of that too when he tells her.

Still laughing, Clark doesn’t even think about it.

He just answers, “I mean, I’d say B’s screwing me.”

And then he freezes as he realizes what he actually said.

And so does the rest of the newsroom.

And it’s like he can see the air swell in front of his eyes as his face flushes red and the group takes what feels like a collective inhale before nearly everyone in the newsroom starts talking at once.

In a move that probably makes him look even guiltier, Clark instinctually claps a hand over his mouth as if to take back the words.

Oh no.

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emo-batboy · 1 year

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Disaster bisexual Battinson who genuinely can’t tell if he is only aesthetically attracted to all genders or if falling in love with every single person who hugs him means something a bit deeper

#battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #battinson needs a hug #bisexual Bruce Wayne #Alfred says it’s because he needs therapy #Bruce mopes for like a week #he still doesn’t go to therapy

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malicedante · 17 days

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Ok so this post makes me think that Batman can hide in plan sight by Brucie Wayne being bisexual. Because dude bros would be adamant that Batman cannot like cock. Brucie is on late night TV they ask him to where the bat suit and finally prove he is Batman. Brucie laughs and does it and 100% acts like Batman but everyone is laughing because Bruce Wayne can't be Batman. He goes on to say he had an orgy with USA's soccer teams interviewer is like the women's? He said both teams. In the distance you hear JL angry that this is possible.

#batman #brucie wayne #bisexual bruce wayne #hidden identity

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cactusracoon · 1 year

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I have this idea

So I feel like Bruce has dated men before. He's definitely openly bisexual. I came up with this idea whole walking home from school.

What if Bruce Wayne use to mess around with Jack Drake? Imagine Tim looking at old news papers about Bruce and coming across one with the image of his bio father making out with his adoptive father.

What if Dick knew about this. I mean it was before Tim was born and Dick was probably around the age of reading the news paper, and being able to remember things like that.

Or what if it was happening during Dicks time as Robin when we know Tim was alive because he watched Dicks parents fall. When Tim found out he was kinda mad about it because 1) no one told him. And 2) his bio dad was fucking his adoptive dad.

He wasn't able to look Bruce in the eye for 2 months let alone Batman. I mean how would you react to finding out batman had fucked your dad. I personally would never take him seriously again.

This has been my random thought of the day 😁 enjoy this kinda cursed idea from me!!

#red robin #tim drake #damian wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #jake drake #bisexual bruce wayne #bruce wayne fucked jack drake #tim can not take batman seriously anymore #Dick knew about it for years and never told his brother

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frownyalfred · 2 years

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Gotham PD puts out a BOLO on September 1st for bisexual awareness month, and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne’s face with the caption “do not approach” underlined in red

#bisexual awareness month #bisexual bruce wayne #bruce wayne #batman #dc #thoughts #gotham pd

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majorasbat · 2 years

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batlantern brain rot still going strong

#hal jordan #green lantern #batman #bruce wayne #batlantern #bruhal #dc comics #dc #comics #bisexual bruce wayne #they're bfs ur honor

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just-trash-talks · 2 years

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Tim:*eats a banana*

Bruce:*looks at Tim*....

Tim:What??

Bruce:

Tim:

Tim:*realize*......No wait Bruce is not-

Bruce:I knew it

Tim:....Well...

Bruce:??

Tim:Like father...

Bruce:...No...Tim wai-

Tim:Like son!!

Bruce:*falls on the ground*...🏳️‍🌈??

#bisexual tim drake #timkon #timothy jackson drake #bruce wayne #jason todd #jason peter todd #bisexual bruce wayne

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oceanview15 · 1 year

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Bruce, nervous about his first televised interview

Bruce: What if I end up revealing too much? Or I say something stupid?

Alfred while combing Bruce’s hair out of his eyes, cleaning blood off his chin, and pulling shrapnel out of his forearms: Don’t stress yourself out Master Bruce. Just calmly answer the rehearsed questions and you’ll be fine.

5 minuets into the interview

Bruce: OK, WHO HASN’T HAD GAY THOUGHTS?!

#bruce is bi and I won’t be convinced otherwise #the batman (2022)#bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #bisexual bruce wayne #incorrect quotes #source: parks and rec

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sawcondeezicons · 2 years

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→ bisexual BRUCE WAYNE / BATMAN icons (for anon!)

[ID: 6 circular icons of Bruce Wayne aka Batman, from both the 2022 movie “The Batman” and the “Batman: Wayne Family Adventures” webtoon. Bruce is a white man with dark hair and blue eyes. In all of these icons, he is wearing his Batman suit, which is dark grey, with a black cape and helmet, and a bat-shaped symbol on the chest. Behind him in all 6 icons is the bisexual pride flag.

The first icon shows 2022 Bruce facing the camera. His body is turned slightly on an angle, however his head is turned entirely to face the camera. He has a neutral expression on his face.

The second icon shows WFA Bruce turned to the side. He’s leaned over slightly, his head tilted up, with a shocked expression on his face.

The third icon shows 2022 Bruce turned slightly away from the camera, and looking over his shoulder. His head is turned slightly downwards.

The fourth icon shows WFA Bruce facing the camera, an annoyed expression on his face. He’s holding his left hand up to his helmet, listening to an earpiece. His left shoulder is entirely cut off by the angle.

The fifth icon shows 2022 Bruce mid-fight. He’s reared back slightly, both fists raised, with his head tilted slightly downwards, and is glaring up at someone off-camera.

The sixth icon shows WFA Bruce turned side-on, with a distressed expression on his face. He’s leant over slightly, and dragging his hands down both sides of his face. /End ID]

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morgangalaxy43 · 1 month

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My favorite Batman ships and there dynamics

Bruce and Harvey are childhood friends who are exes who are still hopelessly in love with each other

Bruce and Talia are somehow divorced and married at the same time

Bruce and Clark are golden retriever and black cat but they are both soft idiots

Bruce and Selina both have married for years and exes but still best friends energy

In other words Bruce is a bisexual disaster with a lot of partners who are way cooler than him

#bruce wayne #talia al ghul #selina kyle #harvey dent #clark kent #superbat #brutalia #batcat #bruharvey #bisexual bruce wayne #dc comics

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sorryiwasasleep · 5 months

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Superman is an Anti-Vaxxer?! Chapter 1

Bruce and Clark are discussing their relationships next steps and how to handle the publicity that comes with being in a relationship with Bruce Wayne, when Clark worries about his past affecting Bruce's reputation.

Bruce thinks that's laughable, because how could farmboy turned reporter Clark Kent ruin debauched playboy Bruce Wayne's reputation.

Then Clark tells him something that Bruce never in a million years saw coming.

Superman is an anti-vaxxer.

Or, well, he's not in belief and ethics, but on paper?

Clark Kent is a documented anti-vaxxer with exemptions for himself from one's required for work, and most recently, a documented exemption for his son Connor from the one's required for school. Cited as being for religious beliefs and never questioned too hard before, which is good since they actually need it for impenetrable skin.

But now he's dating the CEO of the company that essentially runs healthcare in Gotham.

The Batfamily are told and make fun of Clark.

Like, a lot.

But also, they help with a plan and things work out both for Bruce and Clark's relationship and reputations.

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mr-waynes-dab-pen · 2 years

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Pillow princess Bruce Wayne

#battinson #the batman #bruce wayne #bruce wayne is bi #bisexual bruce wayne

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theotherpacman · 1 month

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tim: dad... I have a boyfriend

bruce: what? but you're supposed to get back together with stephanie

tim: what?

dick: whoa whoa whoa, I thought you were an ally

bruce: I'm not being homophobic I just need steph to marry into the family

cass: I have something to share

#batfamily #batfam #tim drake #bisexual tim drake #timkon #timbern #stephcass #stephanie brown #cass cain #bruce wayne #dcu #batman

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willsonlmt · 7 months

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Tim in the wayne manor living room telling bruce he is bisexual.

Tim: So yeah im bisexual.

Bruce: Well im proud of you no matter what and thank you for telling me.

Tim: Thanks Bruce.

Bruce: *sighs* Im glad that went well. I practiced alot for this.

Tim: You knew?!

Bruce: Oh no. I just thought itd be someone else coming out to me.

Tim: You thought it was gonna be Dick right?

Bruce: Absolutely.

A scoff comes from across the room. As they see Dick with his head in Wallys lap in the couch.

Dick: "how dare you say something so slanderous against me! You know what i dont have to take this verbal abuse." * Gets up and grabs Wallys hand.* "Come on honey were leaving."

Tim: Yeah i don't get how I'm the first.

#batfam #tim drake #bisexual #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #nightwing #batman #are we sure he dick isnt bi #joke

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