GUYS
THEY HUNG UP A PLAQUE LISTING PEOPLE BANNED FROM THE KITCHEN
I LOVE THIS FAMILY
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oops i did it again
i wrote another crack batman fic. This one stars battinson who is majorly inspired by @broosepayne ‘s most cracky posts
Not Again
Summary:
Bruce gets de-aged to the age when he just took in Dick, crack and shenanigans ensue as the whole family has to figure out this new (old) Bruce
little excerpts of the batfam dealing with their oddball of a father getting de-aged
Excerpt:
“Alfred, I really don’t want to deal with this,” Dick complains. “If he starts acting like Vengeance again, I’m quitting. I cannot–I repeat–cannot deal with convincing him to drop the name Vengeance again.”
The tired butler puts a hand on his shoulder. “Don’t be so dramatic, Master Richard. He wasn’t that bad.”
Bruce shoots up from the medical cot, but before he can instinctively attack he screeches to a halt. He slowly takes in the room, eyes calculating. His eyes flit over Alfred and go straight to Dick; they narrow ever so slightly. Bruce takes a flashlight out of one of the many pockets in his belt and flashes it in Dick’s face before a vague recognition comes over them. He looks Alfred over again, noting his age, and he deflates. Understanding.
Bruce slowly reaches for the cube and takes it out of Dick’s hand. He takes the cowl off.
“Oh, God.” Dick cringes. “I forgot about the grease paint.” He turns away from Bruce. “Alfred, I forgot about the goddamned grease paint.”
Alfred mumbles something that suspiciously sounds like “Maybe it was that bad.”
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She loves her girlfriend so much
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Jason, you say “bamboozled” unironically.
You wear a mask underneath your mask.
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