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Y/N: I think it’s time to play the Beetlejuice card
Jason: What do you mean?
Y/N: I mean saying his name three times
Jason: What?!
Y/N: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice-
Jason: Shut up! You fucking crazy? We don’t want that guy running around in here!
Y/N: No, Jay, he’ll be on our side. He’ll help us. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice-
Jason: You’re meddling with powers you do not understand- cut the shit!
#source: ted#batfamily x reader#batfamily incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#dc x reader#batfamily#dc#jason todd x sister reader#jason todd x reader platonic#jason todd x reader#jason todd
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Camila: Hey, who here is gay?
Luz, Amity, Hunter, Willow, Eda, Raine, Vee, Masha, Darius, and Alador raise their hands.
Camila: What's it like?
Eda: It's the fuckin' tits.
Camila: Alright, the reviews are in.
#the owl house#incorrect the owl house#incorrect the owl house quotes#camila noceda#luz noceda#amity blight#hunter deamonne#willow park#eda clawthorne#raine whispers#vee noceda#toh masha#darius deamonne#alador blight#source: ted#the ted series is surprisingly good by the way
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Bev & Mike: *Eating Oreos*
Mike: Oh, fuck, these are so good
Bev *mouth full*: So good
Mike: And look at the intricate carvings
Bev: Yeah..
Bev *inspecting the Oreo*: Yeah, is this some Illuminati shit?
Mike: That’s what I’ve heard! Like, if you can decipher what’s on an Oreo, you can know the mind of God
Bev: I heard no two Oreos are alike
Mike: Hey. What a great conversation
#yes. they are both high as kites#I like to think when mike is stoned he says the most insane conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#beverly marsh#mike hanlon#beverlon#source: ted#source: ted (tv series)
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Charlie and Angel: *eating Oreos*
Charlie: oh fuck, these are good!
Angel: *mouth full* so good!
Charlie: and look at the intricate carvings.
Angel: yeah..
Angel: *inspecting the Oreo* yeah, is this some Illuminati shit?
Charlie: that’s what I’ve heard! Like, if you can decipher what’s on an Oreo, you can know the mind of God!
Angel: I heard no two Oreos are alike.
Charlie: hey. What a great conversation.
#they’re high as fuck lol#hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#charlie morningstar#angel dust#source: ted
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Ruby: I'm back, guys. I'm sorry for putting you through that, I was just struggling to figure out who I wanted to be.
Yang: No, Ruby, you have nothing to be sorry for. I'm just so happy to have you back.
Ruby: So, where’s Jaune?
Weiss: *Sniff* it was my fault... he's gone because of me. And i never got to tell him...
A voice from behind: Tell me wha?
*RWBY turn to see Jaune standing behind them*
RWBY: JAUNE!
Weiss: *Hugs jaune* Jaune! I thought I killed you!
Jaune: Nah, de tree brot me bak.
Weiss: Jaune im sorry. Wait, why are you talking strange?
Jaune: Well, wen de tree brot me bak, I mesthed up stho I'm a little thucked up. But will you lof me foreva and eva?
Weiss:...
Jaune: *Speaks normally* Nah ha! I'm just kidding ya. I thought it would be funny if you thought I came back retarded.
Weiss:... *Stabs Jaune*
#whiteknight#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake bellodona#yang xiao long#team rwby#rwby volume 9#rwby spoilers#rwby volume 9 spoilers#source: Ted#source: ted film#rwby shitpost#shitpost
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*James and Regulus making out*
*thunder*
James, pulling away from Regulus: AHHH
Regulus: I don’t get it, 21 years old and you’re still scared of a little thunder?
James: am not!
Sirius, bursting into the room, panicked: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sirius, getting in the bed in between James and Regulus: thunder buddies for life, right, Jamesie?
James: fucking right
Sirius: alright, let’s sing the thunder song.
Sirius and James: when you hear the sound of thunder don’t you get too scared, just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words.
Sirius and James: Fuck you thunder! You can suck my dick! You can’t get me thunder! Cause you’re just gods farts *fart noises*
#finally watched Ted#marauders#harry potter#remus lupin#jegulus#regulus black#incorrect harry potter quotes#sirius black#james potter#incorrect marauders quotes#lily evans#lgbtq+#jegulus raising harry#peter pettigrew#source: Ted
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The Flash: Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlej-
Zatanna: shut up! You f*cking crazy? We dont want that guy running around here!
The Flash: No, Zatanna, he’ll be on our side. He’ll help us!
The Flash: Beetlejuice, beetlejuice,beetl-
Zatanna: Wally, you are meddling in powers you do not understand. Cut the sh!t.
#source: ted#justice league#dc comics#justice league unlimited#dcau#jlu#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc comics#incorrect dc quotes#dc#wally west#the flash#zatanna zatara#zatanna
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Donnie: *screaming*
Delilah: I’m sorry 54 years old and your scared of a little thunder?
Donnie: I am not
Henry: *runs into Donnie and Delilah’s Room* Ahhhhh Donnie thunder buddies for life right
Donnie: You darn right
Both: When you hear the sound of thunder Don’t you get too scared Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words Fuck you thunder! You can suck my dick You can’t get me thunder 'Cause you’re just God’s farts
Donnie: *Makes Fart noises*
Delilah: *Annoyed by them two*
Bonus:
Henry: Hey donnie can you make sure to take me to school tomorrow thanks
Donnie,Laughing: Henry it’s Saturday go to bed
#trins shitposts#wild kratts#kotnb#henry hart#Delilah Mercury#donnie wahlberg#incorrect kotnb quotes#source: Ted
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Blackjack: You think you got what it takes?
Rocket: I'll tell you what I got. Your ex-wife's pussy on my breath.
Blackjack: Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before.
Rocket: That's because their mouths were full of your ex-wife's box.
Blackjack: You're hired.
Rocket: Shit.
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*After Jason and Bruce get into a huge fight*
Dick: What did you do?
Jason: What do you think I did?
Dick: Punched him. Headbutted him.
Jason: Keep going.
Dick: Did you murder him?
Jason: No. Worse. I fucking forgave him. It’s disgusting, isn’t it?
#batman#robin#dc#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#source: ted lasso
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Eddie: Bill, you have to try this crab
Bill: No, I’m fine
Eddie: Just on bite. It’s so delicious
Bill: I’m fine, I got my own food
Eddie: Just a baby bite
Bill: I don’t want any
Eddie: Just try just one bite
Bill *louder*: Jesus Christ Eddie! Why is it always so important that I have some of what you wanted?
Eddie: I want you to have some of this because I think you’ll like it
Bill *shouting*: If I wanted the goddamn crab I would’ve ordered the goddamn crab
Eddie: But in the car on the way home I can say “wasn’t it good?”
Bill: For god’s sake alright alright
Bill: *grabs a forkful of crab*
Bill: Oh god dammit! God dammit that’s better than what I ordered!
Eddie: You see? I knew you’d like it!
Bill: Yeahhh
Eddie: I can’t wait to talk about it later. I wish we were in the car right now
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#eddie kaspbrak#bill denbrough#kaspbrough#source: ted
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“Aside from TGWDLM (and a brief BF cameo), Ted Spankoffski has long hair and we as a fandom need to represent that more often within our fanworks, ” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“They’re right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Joey Richter himself, with long hair.
#‘what’s your source that Ted has long hair’? you ask. Joey personally told me in a cameo /gen#am I really spreading propaganda if I’m speaking the truth?#Did I use to draw Ted exclusively with short hair? yes. Have I been enlightened since then? yes. I will lead this crusade if needbe#just remember if your drawing long haired ted with his hair down that you don’t draw it too long or it ends up as scrags#I had multiple people ask me why I draw ted with long hair that I resorted to making a diagram#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid fanart#fanart starkid#time bastard#starkid time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#tgwdlm#tgwdlm starkid#tgwdlm fanart#the guy who didn't like musicals#the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart#hatchetfield ape man#Workin boys#nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#nmt#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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Miguel: "What the fuck is your problem?"
The rest of the spider-gang : *Awkward silence*
Pavitr, out of nowhere : "Oh! wait, I know this one! It’s you!"
Hobie:*high fives Pavitr*
#source: ted lasso#spiderverse#into the spider verse#into spider verse#into the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#across the spider verse#spiderverse pavitr#pavitr prabhakar#spiderverse hobie#hobie brown#spiderverse miguel#miguel o'hara#incorrect quotes#incorrect spiderverse
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i’ve been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of (part one. more posts)
#lily ted text post#ted lasso#colin hughes#roy x jamie#roy kent x jamie tartt#jamie tartt#roy kent#henry lasso#sam obisanya#royjamie#afc richmond#ted lasso brain rot#ted lasso memes#please if you can find the original source of the last two tell me so i can credit#these screenshots r years old😭#my posts
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isaac: where's coach beard?
roy: oh, who knows? i don't even know where he lives.
jamie: he doesn't live at ted’s?
colin: i’ve always pictured him in a lighthouse
#ted lasso#afc richmond#afc himbos#incorrect ted lasso#incorrect quotes#jamie tartt#isaac mcadoo#roy kent#colin hughes#ted lasso tv#queue post#source: arrested development#thanks for source @canon-himbo!
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okay so steph is definitely a music purist?
we can all agree on that right? like she's a 'said she was born in the wrong generation in middle school' fleetwood mac, david bowie, the mamas & the papas, niche modern indie artists and also chappell roan kind of music listener. obviously. but.... i dont think we've really considered pete's music taste?
pete, who is a science, left-brained kind of kid, so he probably does not actively go out to look for music and is instead just provided music by the people around him?
pete whose older brother is theodore spankoffski and so his earliest and most fond and nostalgic music influences from his childhood would have come directly from ted's cd collection???
basically what im saying is peter spankoffski has the most trashy, early 00's ke$ha, black eyed peas my humps era, all american rejects ass music taste in the world
that boy had bowling for soup's 1985 memorized at age four, his guilty pleasure music is hollywood undead's everywhere i go, ted did his first decent person move in years when pete came out as trans as a kid and stopped listening to grow a pear by ke$ha and pete forcibly made him play it because it's a bop
and then his only friends are a weeb and a theatre kid.
steph gives him the aux cord on a date to be nice, as a sign of trust, and is blasted in the face with the most uncurated mess of j-pop, sondheim, weezer, and like... owl city's fireflies and that's just a fact
#I must clarify this isn’t a dig at any of these songs they all fuck#my source is im a youngest child with a decently older brother and all of my nostalgic music is literally this#my mom had to force my brother to limit what songs he played around me because I was six years old and started saying the word hoe a lot#peter spankoffski#also my hc is Pete is teds full brother so their parents are just Old and Pete stood NO chance#he grew up around Dickhead Era Ted and a dad who forced him to name classic rock bands when they came on the radio#and also my source is my music taste is also the peoples around me because im bad at finding music#nerdy prudes must die#stephanie lauter#starkid#lautski#he also probably really likes train
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