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Weiss: Emergency! You’re my boyfriend.
Jaune: Well I might be a bit rusty. Might have to look at a manual.
Weiss: You’re not actually my boyfriend.
Jaune: That was fast. What a rollercoaster of emotions this has been. Oh well.
Weiss: But I do need a boyfriend really quickly.
Jaune: I hope you’re much nicer to this one.
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RWBY: *Watching a movie together*
Jaune: *Walks in* Hey girls, what's- Is that The Pink Castle?
Ruby: Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies.
Jaune: That's good to hear, but you know, I was actually in this movie.
RWBY: ...
Ruby: What?
Weiss: Your name clearly isn't in the credits.
Jaune: Oh that's because I went by a stage name, John Dark.
Jaune: I was actually in a ton of movies growing up.
Jaune: I played the blacksmith's son in this one.
Ruby: *Definitely had a crush on that character growing up* ...
Jaune: I was the young lord William Redwood in The Princes of Avenlon.
Weiss: *Had more than a few dreams about marrying that particular character* Oh my word...
Jaune: I played Eurig Ritter in the Knight And The Ninja.
Blake: *Wrote an absurd amount of self insert fan fiction with that character* Hmm...
Jaune: I even did a little voice acting, I was Yun the strong in Bat-
Yang: *Fangirl squeal*
RWBJ: ...
Yang: Sorry, I had a moment there. Please, continue.
Jaune: Okay... So yeah, I was in a lot of movies growing up.
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Weiss, Weiss... :[
Commission for @/Jeanjim77 on Twitter, thank you ! Drawing Jaune as the Rusted Knight takes a LONG time-
I'm still finishing a few commissions, then I should be able to reopen them o/
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Lie Detector
Nora: Hey guys! Guess what I just found in the dumpster! *Slams Device on the Center Table* IT’S A LIE DETECTOR!
Ruby: Wow, really?!
Jaune: Does it still work?
Weiss: *Scoffs* As if. It was obviously thrown out for a reason.
Nora: Oh, is that so? How about we play a little game to test it out?
Ren: Maybe we shouldn’t-
Weiss: HMPH! I humbly accept your challenge. Do your worst, Valkyrie.
Nora: It’s on, then! First question: Have you ever spied on Jaune while he was hitting the showers?
Jaune: HUH?!
Weiss: Wha- What kind of question is that?! Of course not!
BZZZZZT!
Blake: So it does work.
Yang: HAH! Off to a great start, Ice-Queen.
Weiss: T-That doesn’t mean anything! Never in my life have I-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: Fine, I admit it! I accidentally had the displeasure of peeking on Arc ONCE!
BZZZZZT!
Blake: Just once?
Weiss: Okay! I might have run into him a few more times-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: A couple more-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: A dozen-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: Dozens-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: I did it close to a hundred times! AT BEST!
BZZZZZT!
Jaune: *shook*
Ruby: Why does it keep getting worse?
Weiss: ALRIGHT, I CONFESS! I PEEP ON HIM EVERY TIME HE’S IN THE SHOWERS!
BZZZZZT!
Pyrrha: You too? Eh-! I mean-! What?!
Weiss: OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I LIKE TO GO THERE WHENEVER HE’S NOT TAKING A SHOWER JUST TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING ONE! BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: AGH, SCREW IT! I DO IT EVERYDAY! IT’S ALL PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE!
BZZZZZT!
Ren: I think we heard enough-
Weiss: FINE, IT’S ALSO PART OF MY NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!
BZZZZZT!
Yang: Geesh, you’d think someone would've taken a picture.
Weiss: I WOULD NEVER-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: I HAVE 735 PHOTOS KEPT DIGITALLY STORED IN MY-!
BZZZZZT!
Weiss: ALL THE PHOTOS ARE IN FILM AND I PAY A GENEROUS SUM TO VELVET EVERY MONTH SO I CAN REVEAL THE PICTURES IN HER SECRET DARK-ROOM BECAUSE I FIND IT ESTHETICALLY MORE PLEASING! THERE! HAPPY?!
…
Nora: Looks like you’re telling the truth. Good job, Weiss! How do you feel?
*THUD*
Nora: …Alright, who’s next?
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The true beauty of this ship
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Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!
Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?
Jaune: I don't know what you mean.
Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?
Jaune: *Sweating* ...
Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?
Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-
*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*
Mama Arc: ...
Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...
Ruby: Good Morning!
Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!
Blake: Good Morning.
Yang: Morning!
Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~
Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!
Ren: *Nods*
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Locker Room
Ruby: W-Why do we have to have co-ed locker rooms?
Weiss: It is a rather odd design choice.
Blake: Do you think you're always going to have privacy in the field?
Yang: No, but it's easier to wash when people aren't-
Jaune: *Walks through naked* Nora, did you steal my towel again?
Nora: It's so fluffy~.
Jaune: Well give it back!
RWBY: ...
Ruby: Maybe it won't be so bad.
Weiss: The design seems to have it's advantages.
Blake: I've seen horse faunus less hung than that.
Yang: Guess I'll be the one doing the staring this time.
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A lil Whiteknight Comic Commission, Jaune and Weiss under the starry sky in vacuo while having a soft talk~
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NWN Challenge
*At a nice bar in Atlas*
Ruby: You’re still dealing with the fallout of that mess?
Blake: Of course. As the head of the white fang I can't just clean up a mess and ignore what caused it and who was affected by it…..*sigh* The last thing I want is people thinking we’re slipping back into what we used to be years back.
Yang: Good thing your pops is really good at de-escalating, well that and Weiss’ PR team.
Blake: Yeah. Where is her by the way? I wanted to thank her personally for all the help.
Ruby: She said she was coming, something came up during work.
Yang: Or someone. If Jaune went to visit she might be an hour or so late.
Blake: That. . . . . . probably isn't the case.
Yang: Why?
Blake: *nods* Because she doesn't look like she just had a good time.
The trio then turned to see a familiar heiress coming in, looking like she was about to murder someone.
Weiss: *sits down on the table*
Bartender: What will it be mi-
Weiss: Vodka. Pure. And make it a triple.
Yang: Yeesh. Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Ruby: What happened?
Blake: Who did you kill?
Weiss: He's not dead, the doctors said just broke a few bones.
R_BY: . . . . . . . .
Weiss: . . . .what?
Blake: . . . . .i was joking.
Weiss: Oh. . . .right. . . . .
Ruby: Wait, wait, you tried to kill someone!?
Weiss: I didn't! I just exaggerated a bit while dealing with a jerk.
Yang: What happened?
Weiss: . . . . .*sigh* I was venting to Winter about some private things about Jaune, as soon as she left an associate came in, he must've heard something about what we're talking, because as soon as we were done talking business he tried asking me out.
Yang: Doesn't everyone at the company know you just married?
Weiss: They do and he knew about it. But he insisted saying we could do something “fun” and that he could “Give me what i needed” since my husband wasn't doing so.
Ruby: Oh gods. . . . . .
Yang: Hah!
Blake: Like, I understand why that made you angry, but did you have to send the guy to the hospital?
Weiss: Not really, but i’ve been having a really stressful week and even after i said no multiple times, he kept pushing, and the moment he got too close i catapulted him out of the room with a glyph, though because of everything i miscalculated and sent him through a wall instead of the door.
Yang: *laughs* Please send me the video whenever you can! I wanna see that.
Ruby: Well, jerk aside, is everything okay? You sound like there's been stress even before that.
Bartender: Here miss. *Puts down her drink*
Weiss: Thanks.
Blake: Is everything okay at home? You said you were venting about Jaune, is everything okay between you two?
Weiss: No! The last three weeks been awful! HE has been awful!
Blake: Wait what?
Yang: Wow, That's a surprise.
Ruby: But why? What's wrong with Jaune?
Weiss: He’s been the worst! I keep having to deal with issues at the company! Cleaning the mess my father made! And then, after an awful day of work, what am I greeted with!?
Yang: A blown up house?
Blake: Another woman?
Ruby: Jaune wouldn't do that blake! Geez. . . . .Oh! Was it maybe a dead body?
Weiss: No! As soon as I come in he greets me with that stupid! Bright! And warm smile! He hugs me tight goes on about missing me soooo much! He covers me in kisses! Takes me in to show the warm bath he prepared for me! The house which is basically spotless and the dinner which was my favorite! Aaaarggh! Just thinking about it makes my blood boil! *Chugs the drink*
Ruby: . . . . . . . .
Yang: . . . . . . . .
Blake: . . . . . . . . . .that's it?
Weiss: Oh no. No no no, it gets worse. After dinner he brings me a whole cheesecake! Freshly made! And after we ate he took me to the living room and massaged every corner of my stressed body! I felt like I was melting! Oh gods the nerve of that man!!!
Yang: Wow, sounds like a nightmare.
Weiss: I know! Because it is!
Blake: *deadpan* Is it though?
Ruby: Err, Weiss? Are you sure there's a problem there? Because you make it sound like he's doing something bad but apparently he's been really sweet to you.
Weiss: I know! And it's unbearable!
Ruby: But why?
Weiss: BECAUSE IT'S NOVEMBER RUBY!!!
R_BY: Ohhhh. . . . .
Blake: He’s doing that dumb challenge too? I thought it was just Sun.
Ruby: *sigh* Nah, Oscar was doing it too.
Yang: Sounds like a headache. Lucky me and Arslan don't struggle with that stuff.
Blake: Yes, because she's not a guy, they tend to be incredibly stubborn about the stupidest things. Well, as stubborn as you can be with someone who knows all your weaknesses.
Ruby: Got him to give up?
Blake: Around a week in, would’ve been sooner if i wasn't busy with the fang. Oscar giving you trouble?
Ruby: Nope. He went for ten days straight, then he walked in on me coming out of the shower and he snapped. *Chuckles* I wasn't even trying to make him lose.
Weiss: *eyebrow twitching* Good to know I'm the only one suffering here.
Yang: Come on ice cream. You know that guy is basically addicted to you, if you give him a push in the right direction I'm pretty sure he’ll just crumble.
Weiss: And you think I haven't tried!? Skimpy swimsuits, Lingeries, Nudes throughout the day, dirty comments, cosplaying his favorite characters, offering to do the most questionable things! I used every last trick in the book and he STILL didn't cave in!
Yang: Oh, wow.
Blake: I knew he had a strong will but this is still surprising to hear.
Weiss: It's so frustrating! I get to come back home every day to the most wonderful husband in the world, who pampers and looks after me, doing everything I wish and making me the happiest woman in Remnant! And you tell me I can't ride him to oblivion after all that!? It's unfair!!! Utter Injustice!!! I wished I knew who came up with this challenge so I could strangle them until they're blue!!!
Yang: *chuckles* I can't tell if you're angrier at not getting laid for three weeks now or at him for not falling for your charms.
Weiss: BOTH!!!
Ruby: I mean, you said you tried everything but it doesn't sound like it.
Weiss: I did Ruby. I most certainly did! And wore basically anything you could imagine, I went as far as to wear things that, if images were leaked online, my life would be ruined and Blake would never talk to me again.
Yang: . . . . . . .you wore a-
Blake: *covers her mouth* Please don't, I’d rather our friendship still exist by the end of the night. For once in my life i do NOT wanna know.
Yang: *pushes her out* Wow. You really pulled all the stops.
Weiss: And it did nothing to him!!! *Depressed sigh*
Ruby: I mean, so far it sounds like all you did was dress up and act sexy to try and make him cave in.
Weiss: What else was I supposed to do!?
Ruby: Did you forget who you're married to? It's pretty easy to get him to bend and do what you want once you pin his weakness down.
Weiss: . . . . . .that sounded very wrong, especially being about my husband.
Ruby: What? I never abused that weakness mind you! He's my best friend, I could never!
Yang: Unless he has your favorite cookies.
Ruby: *pink* That's different!
Weiss: Spit it out already!
Ruby: *sigh* . . . . .fine. but he ever asks, you didn't learn this from me.
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Weiss: *walks in* I’m home.
Jaune: *wearing pajamas* Hey, how was your night? *Hugs her* Everyone doing well?
Weiss: Yeah. *Kisses him* Everyone is doing well.
Jaune: I left some food for you in the microwave, wasn’t sure if you would eat out so i made something.
Weiss: It's fine, we got something to eat on the way back.
Jaune: I’ll pack it up for tomorrow then. *Walking to the kitchen* By the way, Whitley called. He said something about a guy you sent to the hospital. Is everything okay at work?
Weiss: Yeah, someone tried hitting on me earlier, and I accidentally used too much force to push him off when he tried to get too close.
Jaune: *storing the food* Ouch. Almost makes me feel bad for him. . . . .almost. *feels a pair of arms wrapping around his torso from behind.* . . . . . .Weiss?
Weiss: *inhale* . . . . . .*deep exhale*
Jaune: *serious* Weiss. . . . .that guy didn't hurt you, did he?
Weiss: *chuckles* Good to know my knight is still there to protect me if I ever need, I thought he ended up buried under my cute husband.
Jaune: Weiss-
Weiss: He did nothing, just a few sweet words which I already forgot. I just wanted to hug you.
Jaune: If you say so, then I believe you. What do you wanna do now?
Weiss: Bed. I’m tired, could you come with me though?
Jaune didn't answer, he only turned around and picked her up in his arms, making her chuckle in response, he took her to the bedroom and helped her out of her clothes and into her nightgown, and soon enough, they were both in bed cuddling.
Weiss: *Chuckling*
Jaune: What’s so funny?
Weiss: Nothing. I’m just happy.
Jaune: That's good to hear. You seemed a little stressed these last few days.
Weiss: Yeah. . . .but I'm fine now. In fact, I couldn't be happier.
Jaune: Really?
Weiss: Of course. *Hugs him closer* I’ve got a nice house, a good job, great friends and above all else *Looks up to him* the most wonderful husband in the world.
Jaune: *pink, scratching his cheek* Hehehe, I’m just doing what I can. It's not a big deal.
Weiss: It is for me. . . .for someone who grew up in a cold house, surrounded by people I couldn't trust, having someone that I can trust and love this much is everything.
Jaune: Weiss. . . . .
Weiss: You never ignore me, you always know when I'm not okay, you look after my every need, you go above and beyond to make me happy, and you know me even better than I do myself. I must've been a saint in a past life to be blessed with someone so wonderful as you are. I wanna stay like this and hold on to you for the rest of my life. *Angelic smile* Thank you for marrying me, my love.
Jaune: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Jaune: *naked on the bed and spooning her* God damnit. . . . .
Weiss: *sweaty and giggling*
Jaune: I can't believe I fell for that.
Weiss: Fell for what~? I was being honest, you know?
Jaune: I know! And that makes it even more of a dirty move!
Weiss: My heart bleeds for you.
Jaune: *groan* I was just a week away. I resisted everything you threw at me and this is how I lost?
Weiss: Yep. I thought there was no way out until a certain someone reminded me how weak you are to someone being genuinely emotional with you.
Jaune: It was Ruby wasn't it? Every time i have her favorite cookies she'll go on this emotional speech about how much it matters to her that i’m her best friend and all we went through, and when i realize i already gave her the cookies.
Weiss: I won't confirm nor deny anything.
Jaune: Ugh, figures.
Weiss: *turns to him* Oh please, you say it as if you didn't like it.
Jaune: Of course I did, I've been craving you for weeks.
Weiss: Good to hear, I felt the same.
Jaune: Just don't do that next year or I'm telling Blake about your secret costumes.
Weiss: You’re doing that again next year!?
Jaune: *chuckles* That's your main concern?
Weiss: Of course I am! These last three weeks have been hell!
Jaune: If that's the case. . . .*on top of her* Then let me take you to paradise.
Weiss: *pink* That wasn't enough for you?
Jaune: Nowhere near enough to make up for these three weeks. You gotta work Tomorrow?
Weiss: Not really, they have to fix the wall in my office so. . . . .
Jaune: Good. You won't have to make up an excuse then. Might need one for after tomorrow though.
Weiss: *red* . . . . . . .I’m in danger aren't i?
Jaune: The plan was to win the challenge and slowly ease back into routine. You tricked me into losing so now I’m giving you what you want, all of it.
Weiss: *redder* C-can we talk about this for a mome-AAHHHH~!?!?
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Weiss Vs. Bleiss.
The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.
Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!
*thrust*
Weiss: He loves me first!
*swing*
Bleiss: You rejected him!
*riposte*
Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!
*flurry*
Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!
*clash*
Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!
Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!
Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*
Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?
Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁
When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.
Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...
Jaune: Ruby? Jess?
What the two of you doing here?
Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏
And I thought you're the smart one.
Jess: We're going to take you away from here...
Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...
Wait why am I still tied up?
Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.
Jaune: ?!
Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺
We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.
Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...
Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈
Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!
Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.
Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.
Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋
Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*being carried to who knows where*
If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.
If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.
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Reverse Psychology
Jaune: No thanks, Weiss. No sex for me.
Weiss: *Reading a book* I don't want sex. I'm reading a book.
Jaune: Nope, I don't want sex with you at all.
Weiss: You think reverse psychology is gonna work on me?
Jaune: Um... No?
Weiss: *Push him against the wall* You're damn right it won't! Now, get your dick out here so I can prove you wrong!
Jaune: *Smiling* O-Ok
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Jaune: Ruby should have the decency to act like she’s not a little girl anymore.
Yang: What do you mean?
Weiss: He’s saying your little sister is hot. And you know what? He’s right.
Yang: What do YOU mean?
Weiss: We’re going to bang your little sister. We’ll spitroast her.
Ruby: *walks in looking like a snack* What about me?
Yang: Nothing! It’s nothing!
Ruby: Riiight…
Jaune: See you later Rubes.
Yang: I will punch your dick off.
Jaune: And it would be worth it.
Weiss: See you Ruby.
*Jaune and Weiss leave*
Ruby: Seriously what were you talking about?
Yang: I… You and I need to talk.
*later*
Ruby: I mean… I wouldn’t say no.
Yang: At least practice safe sex.
Ruby: Sure. For now.
Yang: You used to play dolls and dress up.
Ruby: Yeah? Well now I want to play with other things.
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“And when did you get so...”
“Mature.”
Immediate realisation of what she said:
Plus reactions of Yang and Ruby.
I love the immediate: “Oh you’re down bad.” Look from Yang
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My Dress Up Heiress: Teacher's Pet by MallowYallow
(source)
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BEFORE and AFTER II
Part 1 here.
Before:
Jaune: *Yawn* Man. This Vytal Tournament sure got me tired. I hope my Team doesn’t mind me taking a nap this early in the-
*SCHWING*
Jaune: *With a Saber Pointed to his Face* …Noon.
Winter: Mr. Arc, I presume.
Jaune: T-That’d be me! Wait, were you just waiting for me by the dorms?
Winter: That’s classified. *Sheats Saber* Winter Schnee. Atlas Specialist. I have come to discuss matters pertinent to you regarding my sister.
Jaune: You’re Weiss’ sister?! Uh-! I mean-! We’re good friends! Yeah! Though I guess you could say we started off on the wrong foot…
Winter: Quite the laughable understatement, Mr. Arc. For you see, Weiss has detailed in her letters many instances where you publicly harassed her with your feeble attempts at courting her.
Jaune: Hey, I wasn’t harassing her-
Winter: In case you were not aware, Weiss is a very prominent figure in Atlas, and as such, receives multiple solicitations from wealthy suitors on a daily basis. Men with far more ambition and talent than you could ever hope to achieve in your life.
Jaune: Now, wait a minute. Just because I’m not rich, that doesn’t mean I’m not up to snuff.
Winter: Is that so? *Raises a Folder* Because this extensive background check I have on you says otherwise.
Jaune: Extensive what now?
Winter: *Reading* Lack of proper education. Zero prior experience in the field. And absolutely no training to speak of. The best I could find were your admission transcripts, which were all filled out using crayons for whatever reason.
Jaune: I had run out of ink, okay?!
Winter: SILENCE! If the circumstances were any different, I would have you placed under arrest and locked up in the remotest cell in all of Solitas! However, doing so now would violate the Vytal Treaty amongst the Kingdoms. So instead, I will advise you to recognize my authority next time you elect to threaten the sanctity of my dear little sister again. Verstehst?!
Jaune: Y-Yeah- I-I versteht(?) that, alright!
Winter: Splendid. I will be watching the tournament for the remaining of its duration. It would do you well to know your place in the meantime. That will be all. *Marches Away*
Jaune: T-Thanks, have a great day! Hahah... *Nearly Faints* Oh dear…
After:
Yang: Alright, VB! You’ve got nowhere to run!
Jaune: Knock it off, Yang! You’ve been chasing after me all morning! Can we please talk about this?!
Yang: Nuh-uh~ Ruby’s biological clock is ticking, and I’ll be damned if I let the Rose Bloodline end here!
Jaune: Don’t you think this is moving things between me and Ruby a little too fast? Can’t we at least settle for a date first?
Yang: Oh, I’ll arrange you a date, alright… WITH HER WOMB-! *Encased in a Block of Ice*
Jaune: …What just happened?
Winter: *Descending with her Maiden Powers* That should hold her for a while. Imagine my surprise it was just you two causing a ruckus around Vacuo. For a moment I thought Salem had arrived.
Jaune: Oh thank goodness! It’s you, Winter. Sorry for all the trouble, Yang and I had a disagreement and-
Winter: Never mind all that. I was actually meaning to talk to you privately about something.
Jaune: Really? Is it a mission?
Winter: In a manner of speaking, yes. Ever since you and your friends came back, I have been worried about Weiss’ sake. To think I once thought to have forever lost my sister to that blasted abyss…
Jaune: …Winter?
Winter: *Harrumphs* Alas. I have been thinking about your actions back at that bridge. You fought tooth and nail to protect Weiss despite your shortcomings. Believe me when I say you have shown yourself worthy of my sister’s hand and affection.
Jaune: Oh… Wow! Thanks, that’s a… That’s a lot to take in. I’ll be sure to think about it.
Winter: What is there to think about?
Jaune: …I’m sorry?
Winter: You misunderstand, Mr. Arc. I am not merely granting you my blessing to date Weiss. My sister deserves the best, and as your commanding officer, I demand that you provide the best for her.
Jaune: Uh…
Winter: FURTHERMORE! You are to, effective immediately, seek to copulate with my sister for the betterment of the Schnee Bloodline!
Jaune: EH?!
Frozen!Yang: !!!
Winter: With your Aura and Semblances combined, your firstborn will become a key component to winning this war, as well as generating the perfect heir to uphold both our families’ legacy! Of course, I do not plan on holding it against you in the events Weiss explicitly decides to have more children-
Jaune: Okay, STOP! Full stop! Demanding that I hook up with Weiss is already one thing! But you cannot in good conscience order me to sleep with her! She’s your sister, for crying out loud!
Winter: Exactly! She is my sister, and I intend on getting her the perfect husband! I was foolish to dismiss you before, but not anymore! Now come with me!
Jaune: H-Hey! Just hear me out for a second! What I’m trying to say is-
Winter: THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH! I will ask you one last time to not make this more difficult than it has any right to be! You can come along willingly, or I can drag you out by force! EITHER WAY, YOU WILL BE IN MY SISTER’S ARMS SOON ENOUGH!
Jaune: Y-You’re not serious, are you?
Winter: *Saber in Hands, Winter Maiden Powers in Full Effect* I WILL NOT BE DENIED OF MY FUTURE NIECES AND NEPHEWS!
Jaune: …I should get back to running.
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I really love White Knight. It is so sweet.
“But they were still incredibly brave… and good” has me by the throat
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