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notmaplemable · 1 month
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RWBY: *Watching a movie together*
Jaune: *Walks in* Hey girls, what's- Is that The Pink Castle?
Ruby: Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies.
Jaune: That's good to hear, but you know, I was actually in this movie.
RWBY: ...
Ruby: What?
Weiss: Your name clearly isn't in the credits.
Jaune: Oh that's because I went by a stage name, John Dark.
Jaune: I was actually in a ton of movies growing up.
Jaune: I played the blacksmith's son in this one.
Ruby: *Definitely had a crush on that character growing up* ...
Jaune: I was the young lord William Redwood in The Princes of Avenlon.
Weiss: *Had more than a few dreams about marrying that particular character* Oh my word...
Jaune: I played Eurig Ritter in the Knight And The Ninja.
Blake: *Wrote an absurd amount of self insert fan fiction with that character* Hmm...
Jaune: I even did a little voice acting, I was Yun the strong in Bat-
Yang: *Fangirl squeal*
RWBJ: ...
Yang: Sorry, I had a moment there. Please, continue.
Jaune: Okay... So yeah, I was in a lot of movies growing up.
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 3 months
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Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!
Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?
Jaune: I don't know what you mean.
Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?
Jaune: *Sweating* ...
Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?
Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-
*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*
Mama Arc: ...
Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...
Ruby: Good Morning!
Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!
Blake: Good Morning.
Yang: Morning!
Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~
Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!
Ren: *Nods*
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yagamimi-aka-mimi · 6 months
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It was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. But it didn't matter.
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brokentrafficknight · 5 months
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Tags forgive me for what I must do.
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sleepingwoolf · 6 months
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Slay the dragon
Commission for Tyrmendrang hope you like it :> COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN (if you don't have KOFI feel free to send me a note here) Follow me here: PILLOWFORT INSTAGRAM FURAFFINITY TOYHOUSE ARTSTATION KOFI ARTFIGHT DEVIANTART TWITTER INKBUNNY INKBLOT ART ITAKU TUMBLR BLUESKY LINKTREE  
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littlelewdmable · 4 months
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Locker Room
Ruby: W-Why do we have to have co-ed locker rooms?
Weiss: It is a rather odd design choice.
Blake: Do you think you're always going to have privacy in the field?
Yang: No, but it's easier to wash when people aren't-
Jaune: *Walks through naked* Nora, did you steal my towel again?
Nora: It's so fluffy~.
Jaune: Well give it back!
RWBY: ...
Ruby: Maybe it won't be so bad.
Weiss: The design seems to have it's advantages.
Blake: I've seen horse faunus less hung than that.
Yang: Guess I'll be the one doing the staring this time.
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faithschaffer · 8 months
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Day 4- Sword of the Dragon Slayer
Sword- The Business End
When a goblin colony on the outskirts of civilization faced a dragon problem, they took matters into their own hands. This thin serrated blade coated with their secret poison recipe is an effective tool to wedge under dragon scales and is tied rather haphazardly to a stick for better reach. The brave goblin who dodges snapping dragon jaws to needle its belly has found the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
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irongiant-9000 · 8 days
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The Hero and his three chosen ladies
So this picture right here I got commissioned from Seshirukun, it was another Zelda themed one with Jaune being our lovable Hero of Legend. While our three lovely ladies that are wanting him, are chosen by the three Goddesses as their Chosen Maidens. Basically given powers and abilities of Din, Farore, Nayru to help our blond man out in the world of Remnant.
Like I said thank you Seshirukun for the wonderful art you created.
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verydeadaten · 1 month
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Schedules
Based on this post.
Pyrrha: *with Yang* J-Jaune.
Jaune: *looking up from notebook* Pyr?
Pyrrha: *sweating* W-W-Would you be i-interested, I mean, um, me a-and Yang, um, w-we want...we want-WE-
Yang: Hey. *holds Pyrrha's hand* Don't worry P-Money, I got this. *kisses her cheek*
Yang: Loverboy! You know how me and Pyrrha have been dating for a few weeks, right?
Jaune: Yes, and I'm very happy it's been going well for the both of you!
Yang: Thank you. And you, Pyrrha, and me have been hanging with each other more than often, so we're good friends, right?
Jaune: I mean, you do invite me to third-wheel on your dates. I think we're a bit more than "good" friends, no?
Pyrrha: *red*
Yang: You cute little flirt, you.
Jaune: What?
Yang: Me and Pyrrha where thinking. Coul-
Pyrrha: COULD YOU DATE US?!?!
Jaune: HUH?
Yang: Whoa! Way to put it all out, babe! I'm proud of you.
Jaune: *blushing* C-Could you repeat that.
Pyrrha: Yang and me both decided we wanted you to join our, uh, relationship. We both lo...l-lov...we both really like you. You're smart and kind and handsome and determined andireallywanttokissyouonthemouthand-
Yang: Yeah, what she said. You're a real catch, Loverboy. And we want to reel you in. So...what do you say?
Jaune: Wow...really? I...I would love to be a part of you relationship.
Yang: YES!
Pyrrha: *nearly faints out of sheer happiness*
Jaune: But I can't.
Yang: What.
Pyrrha: *glass break sfx*
Pyrrha: Wha-Why not?!
Jaune: I'm too busy!
Yang: ...what.
Jaune: I can't date the two of you. I don't have the time.
Yang: Is this some kind of joke, Vomit-Boy? Because if it is, you need to get better material.
Jaune: It's not a joke! See? *pulls out piece of paper*
Pyrrha: What is this?
Jaune: My schedule.
Yang: Combat class...leadership class...cook for team? Frag time? The hell is that?
Pyrrha: Oh, that must be when he plays that shooty game he plays. Team...something 2?
Yang: What the? Training with Pyrrha? BABE! You've had alone time with him and you didn't invite me?
Pyrrha: I'm sorry!
Jaune: See? I'm really sorry girls. I'd love to date you, but my schedule's packed.
Yang: *seething with rage*
Pyrrha: no...NO! I WON'T ACCEPT THIS! JAUNE ARC! YOU WILL MAKE TIME FOR US BOTH!
Yang: Yeah!
Pyrrha: YOU WILL GO ON DATES WITH US!
Yang: YEAH!
Pyrrha: YOU WILL GIVE US GIFTS!
Yang: YEAH!
Pyrrha: AND YOU WILL MAKE LOVE TO US GENTLY ON A HOT SUMMER'S NIGHT!!!
Yang: YEA-wait what?
Jaune: But...but...I don't have the time!
Yang: Jaune, just do your work later in the day.
Jaune: But my sleep.
Pyrrha: Beloved, you wake up at the crack of dawn. You'll be fine.
Yang: And if it really is such an issue, just do your work with us. We mostly have the same homework, anyways.
Jaune: I...I never even thought of that.
Pyrrha: *sighs* You're such a silly, silly man.
Yang: Hey, he's our silly, silly man.
Jaune: Yeah! I mean, we are a thing now, right?
Yang: Damn straight! Now, get on your bed.
Jaune: Huh?
Yang: You see, Loverboy, you got me and P-Money over here really stressed out with your, "schedule shenanigans," and we need to cool off.
Pyrrha: *nodding head*
Yang: When we're stressed, we usually cuddle each other. But why do that when we have this big, blonde, hunky teddy bear in front of us? You feel me?
Jaune: *blushing* Y-Yeah. I, uh, I feel you.
Yang: Oh you'll be feeling us alright.
Jaune: *very red*
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juanarc-thethird · 3 months
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At a restaurant
Yang: Tonight was amazing. We should have dinner again.
Jaune: *Smiles* Thanks, but I’m full.
Yang:…
Yang: Keep talking like that, and I will give birth to your child.
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notmaplemable · 3 months
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Jaune: Okay, which one of you did it?
Ruby: Did what?
Jaune: Put a paper called "Jaune's to-do list" on the school notice board?
Yang: Wasn't any of us.
Blake: What exactly is the problem there?
Jaune: The problem is that most of the girls at this school wrote their name on the list.
Jaune: Including all of you!
Weiss: Then you better get to work if you plan on finishing any time soon.
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misterlazer · 2 months
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Jaune: I've had this idea sitting in my head for a while.
Yang: If the idea was me, it'd be sitting on your face.
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yagamimi-aka-mimi · 6 months
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brokentrafficknight · 2 months
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Arc family pyramid
The Pyrrhamid even
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If anyone else pulls on Yang's hair she would punch them. If Jaune pulls on Yang's hair she would say "harder daddy~".
Yang: *Sends girl flying with a punch during a combat class spar after she cut a few strands of her golden locks off her head* "NO ONE TOUCHES MY HAIR!!! RAAAAGH!" *Charges forward after her opponent with her hair ablaze and eyes crimson*
Ruby, Blake, and Wiess in their seats: *Flashbacks to sleepless nights (or very exciting ones in Blake's case) where Yang is moaning and squealing loudly for Jaune to grab and pull her hair harder*
Jaune: *Was still unaware that his girlfriend didn't like her hair being messed with like this and is now wondering how he's still alive or able to have children*
*Later that night*
Yang: *Naked and bent over on Jaune's bunk, her ass up and face down as Jaune is about to fuck her from behind* "Pull my hair while you fuck me daddy~"
Jaune: *Stops immediately and pulls out a piece of paper* "Sign this waiver!"
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littlelewdmable · 10 days
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Jaune: Hmmm.
Yang: *Holding her top up, flashing Jaune*
Jaune: ...I was sad about something... but I can't remember what.
Yang: That's the idea.
Jaune: Hmmm.
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