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rwac96 · 3 months

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My Dress Up Heiress: Teacher's Pet by MallowYallow

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#image #image post #rwby #rwby edit #rwby fanart #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #weiss schnee #jaune arc #whiteknight #white knight #whiterose #white rose #lancaster #war of the roses #rwby war of the roses

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razorblade180 · 1 month

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Jaune:Zzz

Weiss:Zzzz

Ruby:*in the middle*Zzzz

Blake:This is the most wholesome sandwich I’ve ever seen.

Yang:Can we please be normal and call it cuddling?

Ren:Are we glossing over the fact Blake has seen other sandwiches.

Nora:Of course she has. Remember that one time when- wait that was dream.

RBY:…

Nora:*red* Don’t judge me.

#rwby #ruby rose #jaune arc #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #lie ren #nora valkyrie #blake belladonna #rwby war of the roses #rwby lancaster #rwby whiteknight #rwby whiterose

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razorblade180-heated · 10 months

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Blake: What is one the wildest thing you’ve heard during sexual activity?

Weiss: “The entire pill bottle won’t save you from this.”

Everyone:*looks at Jaune*

Jaune:Listen, I was tipsy and we were out all night. I remember saying that though.

Weiss:I never understood how someone could be afraid and so turned on at the same time until that night because he made it sound like a fact.

Ruby:You’ve said scarier.

Weiss:No I haven’t.

Ruby: “Put them on speaker.”

Yang:Who was on the phone?

Weiss:*looks away*

Yang: Don’t you turn from me!

Nora: “Keep playing and I will open this door.”

Ren:Listen-

Jaune:Why do we have two people trying to be this reckless by involving other people.

Weiss:You were trying to make a person!

Jaune:My declaration doesn’t counter medical science!

Blake: “Ruin me like Beacon.”

Nora:Yoooo

Weiss:Get your act together.

Yang:Leave me alone. It was a very long day when I said that.

Jaune:*looks at Ruby*

Ruby:…Now I want you to think very carefully before-

Jaune: “My throat remembers every vein.”

Ruby:*throws pillow* I said think carefully!!!!

Yang:I’m gonna do my best to forget that.

Blake:I think that’s a good one.

Yang:Of course you would. “Keep crying. I might listen.”

Blake:We were- out of context that sounds bad! But I’m not explaining either!

Ren: “Why do you think you own your waist?”

Nora:And I stand by that question! There are specific moments it’s no longer yours.

Yang:Jaune, you should also do a Weiss one.

Weiss:Hey! Then Ruby needs to do a Jaune one and so do I!

Yang:No you really don’t. I promise.

Weiss:Jaune, I’ll pay for your silence.

Jaune:Funny enough, I think you’ve told me that before in bed too.

Weiss:Shut up. That was our first hookup! Doesn’t count.

Jaune: “Hello Mrs. Arc. Yeah he’s right here.”

Weiss:*covers face*

Everyone:Stop answering calls!

Weiss:Stop calling. Text like everyone else.

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epic-arc · 11 months

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War Of The Roses Ship Card

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tanakavox · 1 year

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Jaune:Hey ladies, sorry the misson took longer then expected. There turned out to be mor-

Jaune was interrupted by Weiss leaping on to him. Jaune's refilx allowed him to catch her, wrapping his arm around her waist. Before Jaune could ask what's up, Weiss gave him a searing, passionate kiss. After a bit, weiss pull back and look him dead in the eyes, her own clouded in lust.

Weiss:Baby! You! Give me now!

Jaune(confused) H-huh?

Ruby:She wants a baby.

Jaune turned to see Ruby leaning on a wall looking a bit annoyed.

Ruby:Every since Saphron left with Adrien she hasn't shut up about having a baby.

Weiss:Because their cute and brighten my day, Ruby, and I'm not getting any younger, so your knocking me up tonight!

Jaune simply stares at Weiss blankly before giving her a wide, goofy smile and begins to Weiss upstairs before stopping to look at Ruby

Jaune:Ruby? Do you wanna join

Ruby simply scoffs.

Ruby:No. Not interested in having a baby right now.

Weiss:Suit yourself! JAUNE!

Jaune, without saying a word, rushed up stairs. Ruby sighed and sat down to watch T.V. However, it didn't take long for Ruby to start hearing Weiss moans and the sounds of thumping above her. She gritted her teeth as she felt a heat build up in her. Jaune had been gone a awhile and Weiss was too busy ranting about wanting a baby to really have sexy times. And Ruby didn't feel like getting any toys.

Ruby:Godsdammit, screw it!

Ruby pulled off her pants and rushed upstairs, knocking down the door, shocking Weiss and Jaune.

Ruby:I still don't want a baby yet, but I'll be damned if I'm not getting laid tonight!

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wu-sisyphus-gang · 8 months

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Jaune: Girl help. My partners just sent me out for coffee like the polycule intern.

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby incorrect quotes #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lancaster #whiteknight #whiterose #white rose #white knight #rwby war of the roses #war of the roses

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teaospin · 1 year

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I make this Shipping Meme as a Lancaster Shipper myself, I forever hold respect to my friends who ship this in the face of others who give them shit for it👌

Annnd maybe I like the ship to an extent myself 😉🤷‍♂️

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frishbi · 2 months

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RWBY X Star Wars AU! :D

#rwby #rwby fanart #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #au #alternate universe #crossover #bumbleby #whiterose #star wars #jedi #the mandalorian

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rubidimum · 4 months

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RWBY star wars au

#might make more of this au if ppl share the vision #rwby #greenlight volume 10 #digital art #rwby au #star wars #yangxiaolong #ruby rose #ruby rose rwby #rwby weiss #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #bumbleby #whiterose

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chaikachi · 1 year

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She's doing her best, okay?

Loosely inspired by that one scene from Friends.

#if you clown on this post you owe me financial compensation #and also will be blocked on sight uwu #rwby #ruby rose #oscar pine #penny polendina #weiss schnee #rosegarden #whiterose #nuts and dolts #ship wars are dumb lets stop taking everything so seriously hmm?

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 2 months

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Jaune: Do you want to join my Religion?

Weiss: What's your religion?

Jaune:

Weiss: Where do I sign up?

Ruby: ...

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby shitpost #war of roses #lancaster #whiterose #white rose

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razorblade180 · 5 months

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Yang:When did you know you would go leaps and bounds for your crush?

Weiss:*holding a controller*….

Yang:…You needed a hobby anyway.

Weiss:How dare you!

Elden Ring Menu Music Plays

#rwby #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #rwby war of the roses #rwby whiterose #rwby lancaster #rwby whiteknight

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razorblade180-heated · 4 months

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Yang:What’s something you never imagined doing?

Weiss:Jaune.

Yang:….

Jaune:It’s a good answer. Mine was Weiss.

Yang:Okay, well that one makes a bit more sense.

Jaune:Hey!

Yang:Weiss, your entire life has changed and you go with a true but an appropriate j- damn this entire thing is unbelievable.

Weiss:Right!?

Yang:Do you have another answer though?

Weiss:Ruby.

Yang:Sigh….

#rwby #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #jaune arc #rwby whiteknight #rwby war of the roses #rwby whiterose #rwby lancaster

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tanakavox · 1 year

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Ruby stood in front the rwby dormroom, Cresent Rose slung over her shoulder. She was prepared to fight a blood battle with a certain heiress over a precious item. She took a deep breath and opened the door, nobody in there but her opponent, sitting in a plastic chair, not facing her and instead the window, gripping on her weapon tightly. She didn't acknowledge Ruby's presence, so she decided to speak up.

Ruby:Hey, Weiss. Your hoodie jacking days are over!

She holds her hand out with a scowl.

Ruby:Give me Jaune's hoodie.

Weiss simply laugh. It was cold and humorous as she stood up, revealing her wearing that pumpkin Pete hoodie that was clearly too big for her. Ruby bit her lips in anger seeing, she must be so warm and comfortable in! Weiss seeing Ruby face smirked.

Weiss:If you want it. You'll have to take it.

She point Myrtenaster at her parnter as if daring her to attack.

Weiss:But you knew that already. Right Ruby?

Ruby sighed and switch to the scythe mode of Cresent Rose.

Ruby:I had a feeling you'd say that.

Weiss narrow her eyes readying her stance.

Weiss:How many times have we fought over this hoodie Ruby?

Ruby:Hard to say. It is the only memories I have of us since You, Jaune, and I started dating.

Both women smile at each as they circle each waiting for the other to strike first.

Ruby:Time to finish this Weiss! Once and for all!

Weiss:Hmph. I won't lose to the likes of you!

The two started to rush at each other the battle for Jaune's hood had begun!

Jaune:Man, I just want my damn hoodie back!

Ren:Just ask for it back.

Jaune:I did, and got told it was their now, then they started fighting over it! I did all the work for it and now i don't even get to wear it! It doesn't even fit them!

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #lievest #war of the roses #lancaster #white rose #whiteknight #rwby lancaster #rwby white knight #rwby white rose #rwby war of the roses #rwby fanfic

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wu-sisyphus-gang · 10 months

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Ruby: Your friends only like you because you radiate joy and two minutes in your company is enough to brighten their whole day. Lol.

Jaune: What?

Weiss: We only keep you around because we love you dearly and cherish the place you have for us in your heart. LMAO.

Jaune: What?!

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby incorrect quotes #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lancaster #whiteknight #white rose #whiterose #white knight #ruby rose x weiss schnee x jaune arc #rwby war of the roses #war of the roses

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teaospin · 6 months

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I give you, a new RWBY SHIPPING MEME :D

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This is also my memey/shitposting YT account, for my actual, proper account- check it out there

Remember, these are just for shits and giggles

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