"You cannot stop me. I spend ten thousand lives a day." - James Ironwood probably
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Cloud: How does life simultaneously feel too short and too long?
Cloud: What game is this?!
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Cloud: You will die happy because you take every available opportunity and build meaningful relationships.
Cloud: I will die happy because I’ve always wanted to die.
Cloud: We are not the same.
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Aerith: Yesterday I saw you smile.
Aerith: Is that something I need to bring up with the others?
Cloud: I was just imagining my own death.
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Jaune: It is a fault in Ruby’s otherwise sensible and flawless character that she believes I am a man of hidden talents.
Jaune: I have depths to me. This is true. But those things in me are better to let lie in abyss.
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Jaune: Alcoholics don’t run in my family.
Jaune: They drive.
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Jaune: My girlfriend has no mental illness and it’s the weirdest shit. When she’s tired she goes to bed. When she’s hungry she eats a snack. She doesn’t even get drunk. I don’t get it.
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Weiss: Do you want to see me again?
Jaune: Did you just tell me you stabbed Neptune?
Weiss: Aw you scared?
Jaune: Yes.
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Jaune: *pointlessly risks his life*
Weiss: What’s the matter with you?! Do you want to die?!
Jaune: What do you want from me?
Weiss: Answer the question!
Jaune: Yeah. I got a special hollow point to make sure it blows the back of my head just right. I wake up every day and think of a reason not to do it.
Weiss: Holy fuck Jaune.
Jaune: Just let me go, man.
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Ruby: A mindset like that would cause a person to live in a state of worry and fear.
Jaune: You forgot despair.
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Blake: So... Who tops?
Ruby/Weiss: Me.
Blake: ?
R/W: ... Weiss/Ruby
Blake: ??
R/W: ... Jaune
Blake: ???
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Jaune: I'm not really boyfriend material.
Jaune: On a good day I'm like... best friend fabric.
Ruby: I would literally marry you right freaking now.
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Tifa: Cloud just fell down the stairs at our apartment complex and I went to check on him and he was all ‘no I deserve this.’
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Tifa: *sobbing as she glares at herself in the mirror*
Tifa: You are not a failwife! You are a girlboss!
Tifa's Reflection: Good job. Keep gaslighting yourself.
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Cloud: Having a baby looks really hard.
Cloud: If you’re holding the baby in one hand and your phone in the other who will hold your ice coffee. The baby? I doubt…?
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Jaune: I don’t even need to put my scroll on do not disturb.
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Jaune: That little voice in my head that belittles me low key be spittin’.
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