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wu-sisyphus-gang · 2 days
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Ruby: What’s the most nsfw thing you did last weekend.
Jaune: I showered. Naked.
Weiss: You slut I bet you go around naked under your clothes.
Jaune: I do. It excites me to get away with it in public.
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proudaspin · 4 months
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From a rwby incorrect quote by: scythes-and-roses
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iamafanofcartoons · 2 months
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The full compilation of GayMaraMada VoiceOver RWBY Tweets! Original twitter account was gone, so no source link. #GreenlightRWBYVolume10
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juanarc-thethird · 1 month
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You're Hired!
Employer: Sorry young man, but we are looking for risk takers in our business.
Jaune: I play Skyrim on legendary as a mage without auto-save.
Employer: I didn't mean that kind of ris-
Jaune: On a school night
Employer: *Serious* You just got promoted to executive.
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Jaune: And that's how I was able to pay my expenses when I was at Beacon.
Weiss: *Shock* Excuse me what?!
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 24 days
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Ruby: *Aiming at Weiss through her scope* What am I doing? This is the Woman I love!
*Click*
Ruby: *Aiming at Weiss through a Heart-Shaped Scope* That's better!
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Lunch time in the cafeteria.*
Jaune: Here ya go babe, coffee and a little cupcake. 
Pyrrha: Oh thank you Jaune! *Looks at the little cupcake.* Awww, and this little cake is so cute! Aww, it’s so small and round, it’s adorable. Oh the little bunny face in icing on top? Don’t you just want to cuddle it and take it home? Oh I could just eat you up! *Suddenly grows sad, clearing her throat awkwardly.*
Jaune: You personified an inanimate object and upset yourself again didn’t you?
Pyrrha, sighing: Yeah. I have to stop doing that, first it was Henry my pen who ran out of ink, then it was Larry my bite-size sandwich, Milo and Akouo... You don’t think it’s weird do you?
Jaune: You gave a cupcake a name and a personality in three seconds flat, then got upset cos you’re gonna eat it. Yes, you’re crazy. *Smiles at her pout.* But you’re adorable crazy.
Pyrrha: Thanks. I think?
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brokentrafficknight · 22 days
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*Ruby break down happens, Jaune rants*
Jaune: What about you? It's all about you!
Yang: Fuck you, Jaune. Do you hear yourself?
Jaune: Fuck you, Yang. Should've heard your mom last night, she sounded like a window closing on a Tonkinese cat's tail. She sounded like 'AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH'
Blake: Fuck you, Jaune!
Jaune: Fuck you, Blake. Should've heard your mom last night, she sounded like my great aunt when I pull a surprise visit. She was like 'OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH'
Yang: FUCK YOU, JAUNE!
Jaune: Fuck you, Yang. Your mom sneaky gushed so hard she bucked me off the waterbed last night. Don't tell her I was thinking about Blake's mom the entire time.
Blake: FUCK YOU, JAUNE!
Jaune: Fuck you, Blake. Your mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night, it's fuckin' amateur hour over there.
Bees: FUCK YOU, JAUNE!
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neonleon22 · 1 month
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Ruby : Weiss! Blake is dating my sister !How could something like this even happen ?!
Weiss: * war flashbacks of 10 volumes of the bees flirting*
Weiss: I sincerely have no clue
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I’m just as clueless as you, Weiss
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 8 months
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Folks, if your girl has:
Blonde hair
Powerful shoulders
Biceps and abs for days
Care and compassion
Unlimited dad jokes
That's not your girl. That's Yang Xiao Long.
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That's Blake's girl.
And she knows you're staring.
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Run
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scythes-and-roses · 7 months
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Weiss: *applying lip gloss*
Ruby: What flavor is it?
Weiss: Strawberry
Ruby: Ooo, can I try?
Weiss: Sure *holds the lip gloss out to her*
Ruby: *presses a kiss to Weiss' lips*
Ruby: Holy shit, it is!
Weiss: Weiss.exe has stopped working
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thesparringpanther · 2 months
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Blake: I'm really good at hiding who my crush is.
Yang, walking in: Hey what's up?
Blake: I have to gay.
Blake: I mEAN GO-
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 3 days
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Ruby: Aw you remembered.
Jaune: Bitch I’m in love with you. Of course I remembered.
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rubyrose2014 · 5 months
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Happy birthday to team RWBY own leader Ruby Rose 🌹
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iamafanofcartoons · 4 months
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@thepalestrose gave me great inspiration with their incorrect rwby post
www.tumblr.com/thepalestrose/681553149401710592/penny-hello-weiss-i-would-like-to-remind-you-how
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juanarc-thethird · 2 months
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Go ahead...
Finally Jaune, the siblings, and the cat arrived at the King's castle. But before they enter, the guards stop Jaune.
Ever After King's guard 1: Sorry, no weapons past this point. I'll have to confiscate your sword, sir.
Rusted Knight: *He extends his arms away from his sword*
Rusted Knight: Go ahead... *He looks him dead in the eyes* Take it from me.
Ever After King's guard 1: *Looks at his partner*
Ever After King's guard 2: *Shakes his head in panic*
Ever After King's guard 1: Y-You know what, you can keep it.
Rusted Knight: Good choice.
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 3 months
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Jaune's kid: *Is asleep*
Jaune: ... You want to know My biggest fear?
Jaune: It's that one day you'll see me ...
Jaune looks in the mirror, seeing The Rusted Knight with his bloodied, broken sword staring back.
Jaune: The way I see myself.
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