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Some whiterose sketches for lesbians visibility day (?)
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So big fan of your “how to get your man” storyline but I got to know. Who is this mystery woman jaune is promised to?
Thank you, and I hope you're ready.
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How To Get Your Man 9
Previously…
Mama Arc: *serious* Sorry, but you can't marry my son.
Yang: *Confuse* Why can't I marry him?!
Mama Arc: Because he is already engaged to another girl.
Yang/Jaune: *Shock* HUH?! WITH WHO?!
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Outside the Arc's residency
Ruby: Can we get inside? My feet hurt.
Jaune: Just a moment Ruby.
Ruby: Ugh! *She whines*
Jaune: Mom, since when was I engaged? Nobody told me anything about this?!
Mama Arc: Don't you remember what your grandfather told you? If you don't get a fiancée by your 18th birthday, he would find you one. And since you never got one…
Yang: Wait what?
Jaune: I didn't think he was being serious!
Mama Arc: When he hasn't been?
Yang: I could have been his fiancée before his birthday?!
Jaune: Still, are you going to let me marry a stranger?!
Yang: I COULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIANCÉE BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY?!
Jaune: Ok Yang, I need you to calm down. I'm trying to convince my mom not to make me marry a stranger!
Yang:...Sorry
Jaune: Thank you. *ahem* So mom, about this stranger.
Mama Arc: Oh Honey, she is not a strange. You already know her.
Jaune/Yang: I do?/He does?!
Weiss: *Excited* This is much better than a soap opera.
Blake: *Excited as well* Absolutely.
Mama Arc: She is…
The Arc's residency, Living room
Melanie: *Smiling and wearing a white dress* Hello, my name is Melanie Malachite, I'm Jaune's fiancee. Nice to see you again, Jaune.
Lil' Miss Malachite: What a handsome young man. You've grown a lot, Jaune.
Miltia: *On her phone* Sup.
Mama Arc: After you told me you were going to visit me. Invite the Malachite family so they can see you. Aren't you happy to finally see your childhood friends?
Jaune is shocked while Yang, well, I don't know the exact words to express her feelings right now.
Outside in the garden
Yang: *Screaming Angrily while her hair is heating like the sun itself* AAAAAAH!!
Weiss: *Looking at yang* Wow, so her enemy took her man….
Blake: *Also looking* Yep...
Weiss: Is it wrong for me to say that this plot is really good?
Blake: Honestly, I was thinking the same thing.
Weiss: *Surprise* Really?
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Weiss: Are we bad friends?
Blake: No... ok, maybe a little.
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *Burning the grass with the heat of her hair*
Weiss: Ok, we have to calm her down.
Blake: How?
Ruby: Leave it to me!
She says while she is dress as a firefighter and has a fire extinguisher in her hand.
#How To Get Your Man Au#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby jaune#yang xiao long#yang#rwby yang#rwby yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#ruby rose#melanie malachite#miltia malachite#Lil' Miss Malachite#rwby#rwby shitpost
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Weiss: 'Being flatter than a board' is NOT valid grounds for irreconcilable differences-
Jaune: Smile! *Camera flash*
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Weiss Schnee headcanons v10!
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Demon Ruby and angel Weiss 😈😇
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Weiss: Are you sure we aren't going to get lost?
Jaune: Don't worry, I know this trail like I know Ruby's back.
RWBY: ...
Yang: What do you mean by that, Jaune?
Jaune: Umm.
Yang: ANSWER ME!
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https://twitter.com/brokebackboys/status/1783011823845097597?t=0n-Ms77i302tkrM1JrMILw&s=19
LOL THIS REMINDED ME OF YOU
lswafjlksjfsj- problem is I tend to fiddle with hands even without rings
#weiss schnee#monochrome#blake belladonna#rwby#checkmating#coldglareshares#blake x weiss#weiss x blake#monochrome rwby#checkmate#checkmate rwby#idek#idunno#for real real#true story
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muah
#rwby#rwby fanart#greenlight rwby volume 10#weiss schnee#ruby rose#whiterose#just had a mental breakdown#for like 2 and a half hours#erm anyways
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Pyrrha’s birthday
RWBYJNOR: Happy birthday, Pyrrha! 🥳
Weiss: We found that particular Atlasian chocolate you liked! 🍫
Pyrrha: Oh, you should’ve have! Where did you even find it? I thought it was out of production!
Ruby: We also got you a new cleaning kit for your spear!
Pyrrha: Thank you so much! I love it!
Ren: *sets a big wok full of spicy mistrali noodles on the table*
Pyrrha: Oh my goodness, my favorite dinner! How did you know? 😋
Nora: Here you go, Pyr!
Pyrrha: *tearing wrapping paper* It’s a jersey for the Argus Raptors! Thank you so much, Nora! And it’s just my size! 😃
Jaune: *hugs Pyrrha around her shoulder and kisses her hair* Happy birthday, Pyr! 😘
Jaune: *whispers in her ear* I’m wearing the thing under my clothes and I’ll do that thing you like later tonight when we’re alone!
Pyrrha: Best birthday ever! 😁
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#nora valkyrie#Ruby rose#Weiss Schnee#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#I bc Pyrrha likes spicy food#I also hc that Pyrrha is a sports fan
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White Knight EndGame be like:
Weiss would be lying on the bed blushing with bite marks on her body and with messy hair looking towards Jaune with a smile on her face and an expression of pleasure.
Weiss: Last night you were... Unhinged, You were like some desperate, Howling demon! You frightened me...
Jaune would be listening to that with a flushed face as he held two plates of breakfast for both of them, She would look at him now with a mischievous expression on her face.
Weiss: Do it again tonight~
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Jaune and Nicholas were fishing until Nicholas would catch a huge fish and Jaune would pull out the camera and he would have a big smile on his face.
Jaune: Alright now, Let's see. Look at the camera and say ''I got that fish!''
Nicholas: I got that muther fucking fish!!
Jaune laughed at what his son was saying but another thought came to his mind ''I'm going to kill Yang for teaching him to say that''
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Weiss and Ruby would be together drinking coffee until a thought came into Ruby's head and then she would turn to Weiss and ask.
Ruby: Hey what do you do when jaune comes back from a stressful day at work?
Weiss: Oh that's almost no problem I discovered the perfect way to calm and relax him
Ruby: So, what you do?
The scene would cut to Jaune lying in bed with a smile on his face and around him there would be several plush sea animals.
Jaune: That's life~
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Weiss: Emergency! You’re my boyfriend.
Jaune: Well I might be a bit rusty. Might have to look at a manual.
Weiss: You’re not actually my boyfriend.
Jaune: That was fast. What a rollercoaster of emotions this has been. Oh well.
Weiss: But I do need a boyfriend really quickly.
Jaune: I hope you’re much nicer to this one.
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the 10 image limit is homophobic
anway more rwby jokes
Part 1
#rwby#rwby textposts#rwby meme#rwby memes#rwby shitpost#ruby rose rwby#rwby blake#rwby incorrect quotes#rwby ruby#rwby bumbleby#rwby ruby rose#rwby9#team rwby#blake belladonna#ruby rose#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#rwby yang#rwby weiss#rwby yang xiao long#rwby weiss schnee#rwby blake belladonna#incorrect rwby quotes#bumbleby#bumblebee#bmblb#rwby volume 9#rwby v9#rwby fndm#fndm
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Arc prank at its fines
Where in vacuo as we see Ruby, Nora and Weiss hanging out and then jaune walks up to them.
Jaune: Ruby I have a present.
Ruby: Dope what is it?
Jaune: *Hands her a potato.* here
Ruby: *holding the potato* oh oh what?
Jaune: *waves and leaves them* bye
Ruby: *worried* oh no guys he did it again!
Nora: Monty oum what is it this time?
Ruby: he gave me a potato.
Nora: *Confused* why did he give you a potato?
Ruby: *more worried* would I be this close to tears if I knew? I mean had it bin somewhere? Did he do something to it?
Weiss: everyone calm down he’s thrown random clownery at us before we can figure this out. We just need to thing about this rationally.
Nora: for jaune?
Weiss: That’s a good point. we need to think himbosexually.
Ruby: *Looking at the potato.* guys I’m getting really hungry.
Nora: no just just just drop it
Ruby: Are you psychotic? What if it explodes?
Nora: why would it explode?
Ruby: *A bit scared* why wouldn’t it explode
Nora: *very confused* I don’t know!
Ruby: *shakes the potato* Then what good are you to me!
Weiss: He’s not evil he wouldn’t try to kill us.
Ruby: *Tears forming in her eyes.* you don’t know that.
Weiss: Another good point. Why must every male friend I have be some version of a dick.
Ruby: *Panicking.* Guys are my hands sweaty or was this potato always this wet.
Nora: Oh gods! It’s wet now
Ruby: Maybe it was always wet! I don’t know!
Weiss: good bi gods in heaven. You don’t think he?
Ruby: don’t say it whatever your opinion is I don’t want to know it.
Nora: *Faning her self.* guys I can do this. I I gotta go.
Ruby: Nora don’t you leave me here with the suspicious vegetable!
Nora: *Backing away quickly.* I love you guys I’m sorry.
Ruby: your straight inside Nora it would never work!
Nora:*Flips Ruby the finger.* fuck off!
Weiss: it’s alright Ruby I won’t abandon you.
Ruby: weiss this the fourth most terrifying potato I’ve ever held.
Weiss: *Confused* I can’t even begin to understand what that means
Ruby: Warm!!! Why is it warm now!!!
Weiss: *Backs away form Ruby.* I’ll always remember you Ruby.
Ruby: *chases after Weiss.* Weiss get your flat chested ass back here. This was not on my mod board for 2024!
Jaune: *Watching from a distance.*sometimes they do it to themselves.
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Ruby: Ugh... How do you guys wear those things? You can't even run properly in them!
Pyrrha: Not at all! It took some practice, but I've ran miles in these.
Weiss: Mine are useful for combat, climbing, and style. Plus, I think I look cute in heels.
Neo: (Signs) "I just like mine because they make me feel tall."
Ruby: ...Tall, huh?
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Ruby: Hey, Jaune~! Notice anything?
Jaune: Uh...
Ruby: WHOASHIT! (Falls over)
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Royalty au
Jaune Doing manual labor with his people
Weiss: (Look at him getting his hands dirty with the work of the commoner getting all filthy and sweaty and breathing so heavily and taking his shirt off and poring water on him self to cool down)
Pyrrha: (HE MARRIED AND YOUR HIS GUARD HE MARRIED AND YOUR HIS GUARD HE MARRIED AND YOUR HIS GUARD)
And Jaune of course is utterly oblivious and just happy to be there
Weiss can see that Pyrrha is pining, and Pyrrha can see that Weiss is pining, and Jaune is blind to both. Bless his heart
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